Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Wednesday, November 20

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Daily News Stuff 20 November 2024

Smirking Or Non-Smirking Edition

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Disclaimer: And who wouldn't want that?

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Tuesday, November 19

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Daily News Stuff 19 November 2024

Eleventy Edition

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Disclaimer: Hypocrisy is different when we do it.

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Monday, November 18

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Daily News Stuff 18 November 2024

So That Happened Edition

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  • The Twitch Adpocalypse is here, with streamers reporting their income has suddenly declined by as much as 95% as the house of cards burns down, falls over, and sinks into the swamp.

    I don't have a link to a good story covering this yet, because the written articles are useless and the video coverage is obnoxious.  Twitch was offering absurdly favourable pay scales to its preferred coterie of lunatics, and the advertisers got fed up with the crap their ads were shown against and left.

    Jeff Bezos has a bad habit of buying companies and leaving them to be destroyed by lunatics.


  • So, yeah, that link yesterday in the item about Bluesky was totally wrong.  Being me, it pointed instead to a Twitter post about Lego mech suits for Hololive fan mascot plushies.  The only thing that could have made it more of a click magnet would be if the mechs were playing classic D&D.


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Disclaimer: Pebbles form up!  For the Childlike Empress!

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Sunday, November 17

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Daily News Stuff 17 November 2024

I Am Chaos The End Of Ends Edition

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  • A million people have left Twitter for competitor Bluesky since the election.

    A million of the most annoying people on Twitter.

    Bluesky is getting what it deserves.  (Twitter)

    The tech is fine, but the people running Bluesky are the same ones Elon Musk fired from the Trust and Safety team the day he took charge.  They are all-in on censorship, and so are the people now flocking to the platform.

    And since there are no conservatives to fight, they are fighting each other.

    Content reports have soared by 4000% as they lash out at everyone and everything, and in a truly beautiful turnaround, the most committed lefties are getting permanently banned for claiming the election was stolen.

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Disclaimer: Well, that didn't happen.

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Saturday, November 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 November 2024

Oops All Bombs Edition

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Disclaimer: Buckwheat flour works great for making gluten-free fried chicken.  Just so you know.  Much better than general-purpose gluten-free flour.

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Friday, November 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 November 2024

Trash Fire Trebuchet Edition

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  • The EU has fined Facebook 800 million euros for making the Facebook Marketplace part of Facebook.  (Ars Technica)

    Even Ars Technica knows this shit is coming to an end:
    In the past five years, EU regulators have also passed a landmark piece of legislation—the Digital Markets Act—with the aim to slow down dominant tech players and boost the local tech industry.
    There is no local tech industry.
    However, some observers expect the new commission, which is set to start a new 5-year term in weeks, to strike a more conciliatory tone over fears of retaliation from the incoming Trump administration.
    There are going to be so many tariffs.  Beautiful tarriffs.  You've never seen tariffs like them.


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Holocure 0.7 Trailer Video of the Day



Holocure 0.7 is out today.

This is a Hololive-related game as the name would suggest, but unofficial, fan-made, and completely free.  (Hololive is perfectly happy with that although technically they own the IP.)

And it's good.

It's basically a Vampire Survivors clone where you battle swarms of annoying fans as one of - hang on - 47 playable characters, all with unique weapons and skills, and a crazy number of upgrades that switch around randomly between games.

It's also starting to be a Stardew Valley clone with home-building, farming, fishing, and mining (and slave labour), and apparently now a Jump King clone, and has a casino where you can bribe the dealer, and I don't know what else.

Small problem for the team working on the game is that Hololive is adding new talents faster than they can be added to the game.  There are two EN generations and four JP generations, with the latest group appearing only a week ago.


Disclaimer: Flow Glow or not Flow Glow...

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Thursday, November 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 November 2024

Plushable Stackie Edition

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Disclaimer: I came here to ship plushies and chew bubblegum, and the plushies are delayed by 18 months...

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Wednesday, November 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 November 2024

Weapons Of Mass Distraction Edition

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Disclaimer: Turns out that bees are not legumes.  Who knew?

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Tuesday, November 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 November 2024

Potato Edition

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Disclaimer: I'm not saying it was aliens....

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Monday, November 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 November 2024

State Of The Thing Edition

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  • Generative AI doesn't have a coherent understanding of the world. (MIT)

    No fucking shit. Thanks to the big brains at MIT for bringing us this world-shattering news.
    The researchers found that a popular type of generative AI model can provide turn-by-turn driving directions in New York City with near-perfect accuracy — without having formed an accurate internal map of the city.
    Despite the model's uncanny ability to navigate effectively, when the researchers closed some streets and added detours, its performance plummeted.
    When they dug deeper, the researchers found that the New York maps the model implicitly generated had many nonexistent streets curving between the grid and connecting far away intersections.
    It's a stochastic parrot. We know.
    This could have serious implications for generative AI models deployed in the real world, since a model that seems to be performing well in one context might break down if the task or environment slightly changes.
    Again, anyone who has used AI for more than a couple of minutes is fully aware of this.
    "We needed test beds where we know what the world model is. Now, we can rigorously think about what it means to recover that world model," Vafa explains.
    It doesn't have one.
    The researchers demonstrated the implications of this by adding detours to the map of New York City, which caused all the navigation models to fail.
    Yep.

    Years ago, engineers tried using genetic algorithms to optimise a particular electronic circuit to use fewer transistors. They got a result that worked, but nobody could explain how.

    Turned out it worked by the coincidental passive properties of the circuit, and not due to the transistors. The moment you made the slightest change to the operating conditions, it failed entirely.


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