The ravens are looking a bit sluggish. Tell Malcolm they need new batteries.
Friday, January 14
What's That, Lassie?
Timmy's destroyed the Solar System again?When comets collide with small asteroids or spacecraft, they can breakup into smaller comets and sungrazer comets as shown in the picture of the Comet 57P/du Toit-Neujmin-Delporte. The fragments are spread over millions of kilometers.
On July 4, 2005. NASA plans to collide a 370 kilogram spacecraft into the Comet 9P/Tempel 1. The ensuing 16,000-megaton explosion will shatter the 140 billion antimatter metric ton comet into trillions of pieces. Based upon to my computer model, the antimatter fragments are going to collide with Mars, Earth and Sun in the subsequent years.
In 2110, metric ton antimatter fragments will start colliding with the Earth and producing 10, 000 megaton explosions. As trillions of fragments continue to migrate toward the Sun during the 22nd millennium, thousands of 10 to 10,000 megaton explosions will devastate Earth’s environment. Humanity will be brought to the brink of extinction.
This would, you understand, be bad.
Over the centuries, trillions of fragments will drift toward the Sun. When the antimatter fragments, called sungrazer, collide with the sun, multi-billion megaton explosions produce enormous sunspots and solar flares stretching millions of kilometers into space.
I have written NASA Office of Space Science and had discussions with NASA’s personnel. They have a general understand; but unfortunately, they don’t comprehend a 16,000-megaton explosion with a comet. I have request NASA cancel the Deep Impact launch scheduled for December 30, 2004.
Dear Crazy Person,
We at NASA appreciate your interest in this matter. Please keep us informed of any further research you may be attempting into this or other related subjects.
Regards,
Dr Hertz Lottly
NASA Office of Staff Morale
(Hat tip: Cecil on Skeptical Community)
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Funnily enough, 10,000 megatons is close to the correct figure for a ton of antimatter annihilating with a ton of matter. I get 40,000 megatons on the back of this envelope, which considering the scale involved is not much of a difference.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, January 14 2005 07:02 AM (+S1Ft)
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22nd millennium?
So we've got 20,000 years then?
Yeah, I can see why NASA doesn't want to talk to this guy.
Posted by: JP Gibb at Friday, January 14 2005 09:08 AM (aNKFx)
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This is quite unimportant compared to the threat posed to Earth by the Nike Corporation. By my calculations, if Nike produces just 10% more shoes this year, they will pass the Shoe Event Horizon and civilization will come to an end. The few remaining people will curse the ground and evolve the power of flight.
I have warned them repeatedly and requested they stop producing shoes, but their corporate greed has apparently destroyed their ability to reason.
Posted by: TallDave at Friday, January 14 2005 11:20 AM (lZMuK)
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Good heavens... I haven't seen "Shoe Event Horizon" used in casual (or even formal!) conversation in a stoat's years.
Woo. Yay.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, January 14 2005 10:03 PM (VZBSf)
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Do you think that McDonalds could somehow harness this exciting new energy source? Burger King brags about "flame broiled", but I can see the new McD slogan: "the only burger that (anti) matters".
Posted by: Ted at Saturday, January 15 2005 07:21 AM (blNMI)
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Wonderduck,
I have good news for you:
www.hitchhikermovie.com
Posted by: TallDave at Saturday, January 15 2005 05:48 PM (lZMuK)
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Thursday, January 13
Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
Speaking of shiny things, I just got a
Nokia 6670.* Good price, too: My old phone had started playing up, and dropped out a couple of times when my boss was trying to call me.** We can't have that, so he offered to pay for a new phone (as long as it was reasonably priced). Then he got himself a 6670 and decided that I
had to have one... So I could teach him how all the features work.
I can deal with that.
It's cheerfully snarfing electrons right now. A bit later on I'll take it for a stroll and see what sort of photos it takes.
* My old phone is a Nokia 7110. When I went to buy a new charger for it a year ago, the woman in the store wondered what it was. She'd never seen one before... Come on, it's not that old!
** We're rolling out our ADSL service next month and he's one of our guinea pigs. I have to be contactable 24/7 in case he loses internet access.***
*** Which doesn't seem to happen now that we have a few modem settings ironed out.
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Wow ... you managed to keep a 7110 alive for this long? Mine died at the age of 18 months ... still the best phone I've ever had though
Posted by: Rob at Friday, January 14 2005 07:57 AM (kXZI6)
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Yeah, for some reason mine is indestructible. I dropped it down three flights of stairs once - the little plastic sliding thingy popped off, and I had to put it back on. It still mostly works, but the keypad is starting to play up. And it doesn't have a colour screen, or a camera, or Bluetooth, or a choice of 317,000 different ringtones, or any of those essential things that all phones must have these days.
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317,000: is that an estimate or did you try them all out?
I had an indecisive friend whose phone could use a random ringtone. The only problem was he was never sure if it was his phone ringing...
Posted by: Ozguru at Saturday, January 15 2005 07:17 PM (4M7oc)
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I killed a Nokia 6190 a couple of weeks ago. I didn't notice that I had dropped it in a snowbank, and by the time I went looking for it the LCD was irreperably frozen. Luckily I have several more in my desk drawer. I can't carry anything else; I use the netmonitor features on a daily basis to determine stuff like the cell ID of the site I'm serving on. I have one with even more engineering software in it; it does stuff like count failed handovers.
The best thing about the Ericcson test software I'm working with now is that the phones I cable to the laptop aren't as good as the Nokia and so I have a much better chance of reproducing the drops customers complain about.
I've succesfully converted downloaded MIDI files to ringtones with Logo Manager. The Hungarian engineer who helped design our network was rather pleased when I loaded the Hungarian national anthem into his phone.
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Wednesday, January 12
They Don't Make Them Like That Any More
So I had to take one of the servers out of the computer room today. It's been running one of our telephony apps ever since the company started up, and now it doesn't want to run any more. I've built a new server, and we have a techie coming in later today to swap the special cards across and configure the application, so I just needed to get the server out of the rack and put it somewhere where he'd be able to open it up.
First problem: Most of our servers are in racks, but most of our servers aren't rack-mounted. They're little Compaq mini-towers; we bought dozens of them cheap when the line was discontinued (we also use them as desktops). They're not particularly fast, but they're quite reliable. So we have shelves in the racks for the servers to sit on.
Now, some bright spark had positioned the shelf immediately above this server so that there was all of, oh, half a millimetre of clearance. Since the server itself was sitting on the floor, and the frame of the rack itself sticks up over an inch at the bottom, I had to first remove two other servers and the shelf before I could move the server I wanted. Fortunately, neither of the two servers on the shelf above were critical (our backup internet server and the remote-access server), so I just yanked them out, undid the screws, twisted the shelf sideways and up to get it around the cables, and it was free.
Second problem: I grabbed the server and tried to hoick it out of the rack. It didn't move. Was it caught on something? No... Can't see anything. Wiggle it a bit... Wiggle... Wiggle. Ah. Now lift. Grrrrgh.
The reason it wasn't moving is that it weighs about seventy pounds. It's the size of a standard mini-tower, though about six inches deeper, but it appears to be constructed entirely of cast iron.
They don't make them like that any more. Thank God.
This little cutie weighs all of 2.9 pounds, and it's faster, has more memory and more disk space than the cast iron cow now sitting on my desk. Admittedly it doesn't have expansion slots or hot-swap drive bays, but ooh, shiny.*
* Is it just me or is the CD in that picture upside down?
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I don't know about the CD being upside down (maybe it is a double sided DVD) but did you see the notes at the bottome of the
iPod shuffle page
Quote:
"2. Do not eat iPod shuffle."
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Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 13 2005 01:34 AM (dd1tv)
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I know exactly the Compaq model you're talking about. They're not seventy pounds; they're 42. But still.
Posted by: Victor at Thursday, January 13 2005 09:49 AM (L3qPK)
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I've actually rented and played a two-sided DVD -- no label side. Put the disc in one way, the movie plays. Take it out, flip it over, the movie plays.
It made me scratch my head, but it was a fun movie even upside down. [rimshot]
Seriously, though -- it really could just be a two-sider.
Posted by: McGehee at Thursday, January 13 2005 09:50 AM (S504z)
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McGehee, those 2-sided DVDs usually have the widescreen version on one side and the fullscreen on the other. There is tiny red/white print around the hub of the disk to tell you which side is which.
Posted by: Ian at Thursday, January 13 2005 04:39 PM (tEu69)
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Looks like an upside-down Azo-dye CD-R to me. The diffraction pattern from a DVD is different.
"Keyboard, iPod mini, dock, hands, AirPort, Bluetooth and PC sold separately."
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 13 2005 08:21 PM (uOsif)
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"Keyboard, mouse, megaphone and display sold separately."
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 13 2005 08:24 PM (uOsif)
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You need to watch more crap movies. A lot of my compilations (example: The Dead Walk - 10 zombie movies) come on 5 2-sided DVD's. One movie per side.
Posted by: Ted at Friday, January 14 2005 07:00 AM (blNMI)
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You can ID blank CD's by the color diffraction pattern? Pixy, you are a geek to the highest of
geekstivity!
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Tuesday, January 11
Tap Tap
Oh look, a blog! I used to have one just like it when I was little. Neat. I wonder what this thing does -
BZZZZAP!
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, since I have nothing to write about at the moment, here are some helpful safety tips for all the budding helicopter pilots in the audience, from our friends at NASA:
Thank you for your interest in flying safely.
To most people, the sky is the limit.
To those who love aviation, the sky is home.
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
I'd also like to mention in passing that XHTML 1.0 Provisional
sucks and I no longer give a damn whether my blog or anything else is compliant in any way. Ppppppttt to XHTML 1.0 Provisional!
Oh, and I have some Easter eggs here. They were in the stores on the second of January. Possibly even earlier, but I was avoiding that whole shopping thingy the previous couple of weeks.
Mmm, chocolate...
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Easter candy already!?
My local store only had
Valentine's candy on the day after Christmas. We probably won't see Easter candy until Feb. 15 at the earliest.
@#$!!ing candy fascists.
Posted by: McGehee at Tuesday, January 11 2005 10:22 AM (S504z)
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Easter??
Shoot - I thought the Valentine's Day crap being in the store was bad enough....
Posted by: Mad Mikey at Tuesday, January 11 2005 03:07 PM (qmJpf)
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Dunno about XHTML stuff but NetNewsWire had to refresh a couple of times to even see your content...
For a minute or two I thought the Easter Eggs were like hidden extras on your site...
Posted by: Ozguru at Tuesday, January 11 2005 04:02 PM (4M7oc)
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Thanks for the helicopter flying tips Pixy. I passed them on to my son who is a crewdog on a Chinook. *grin*
Posted by: Teresa at Friday, January 14 2005 02:14 AM (nAfYo)
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Don't forget about "all non-normal noises are magnified inside a helicopter. The loudest noise you will ever hear in a helicopter is the 'whup whup whup' of the rotor as the engine dies in mid-air."
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, January 14 2005 09:58 PM (VZBSf)
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Saturday, January 01
Looking Back
I know you're supposed to look back at the year gone by and reflect that it hardly seems like any time at all, but hell's bells 2004 took a long time. At least 18 months I say, and probably 20.
We got our money's worth out of that year, you bet.
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It was the presidential campsign. Made it seem longer.
I coulda sworn Howlin' Howard Dean's hobbit war cry was sometime in the late '80s.
Posted by: McGehee at Saturday, January 01 2005 08:38 AM (S504z)
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Hey, Papa Pixy!
Umm, you may have had a family meeting about this already, but I was absent (ground me)...;p
But, I
want a cute MuNu button like the one in the corner....
Posted by: Rae at Sunday, January 02 2005 08:04 PM (+iGQq)
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Ha ha! I hijacked it! Now I wonder if I should link it to something....
Posted by: Susie at Monday, January 03 2005 11:15 PM (0kSYT)
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Are you SURE it's actually over yet?
Posted by: TallDave at Friday, January 07 2005 11:26 AM (M0J/c)
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Happy New Year (Offer Void Where Not Applicable)
For all my readers who adhere to the Gregorian calendar, happy new year!
And for everyone else, yes, that's what all the noise is about.
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