• If you can't beat them, beat someone else: How Intel plans to take on AMD, Nvidia, Apple, and Qualcomm...  As customers.  (WCCFTech)
  
  You know who has fabs?  Intel.
  
  You know who doesn't have fabs?  AMD, Nvidia, Apple, and Qualcomm.
  
  Currently they use mostly TSMC and Samsung, and Intel is seeking to lure them away.  Intel's semiconductor technology was lagging behind in recent years, but they seem to be catching up again.
  
  Intel did have one major foundry customer previously - leading FPGA designer Altera - but then they bought them so it doesn't count anymore.
  
  
  

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• All I want is a good, small Android tablet at a not too insane price.
  
  The Razer Edge has the new Qualcomm G3x Gen 1 featuring a 3.2GHz Cortex X2 - the leading edge core from Arm, 8GB of RAM, 128GB of storage, a microSD slot, detachable gamepads kind of like the Nintendo Switch, and a 2400x1080 144Hz AMOLED display.  (Liliputing)
  
  $399, coming in January.
  
  What's the catch?  That's expensive, yes, but phones with those specs cost more.
  
  The catch is that's a 6.8" screen.  Huge for a phone, pretty damn small for a tablet.
  
  Still, maybe.  If I nudge up the magnification on my reading glasses prescription it will look the same size as an 8" tablet while being, whoa, maaan, my hands are huuuge.
  
  
  
• Speaking of which, Qualcomm has the worst product briefs in the industry.  (Qualcomm)  (PDF)
  
  I wanted to check the specs of the new G3x chip, so I went to Qualcomm's site.  Basically, it says the chip has a CPU and a GPU.  And that's it.
  
  
  
• Why we're moving away from Firebase.  (K-Optional)
  
  Short answer: Google.
  
  Long answer: Goooooogle.
  
  
  
• From Firebase, but where to?  Supabase.  (GitHub)
  
  It's a scalable online database / application platform like Firebase, except that the entire platform is open source.  You can pay a subscription fee and they run it for you, or you can download it and run it yourself.
  
  
  
• If you run Fortinet security appliances with remote management enabled, well, first, you are dumb.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Second, the time to panic and unplug those devices was a week ago.
  
  
  
• The 0x64 from Pine Computing looks like a Raspberry Pi Pico.  (Liliputing)
  
  Starting at $6 it's priced similarly to the Pi Pico too.  And it's mostly pin-compatible.
  
  But where the Pi Pico has 264k of RAM, the 0x64 has 64M.
  
  That's a lot for a tiny embedded board like this.  A lot less than a full-size Raspberry Pi, which starts at 1GB, but that is a fair bit bigger and also cost more than $6.
  
  

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• Everyone going to the World Cup (a soccer thing) needs a burner phone.  (NRK)
  
  The apps you are required to install to enter the country and attend soccer games are, well, problematic, in the traditional sense that they have and/or cause problems:

  When you download these two apps, you accept the terms stated in the contract, and those terms are very generous. You essentially hand over all the information in your phone. You give the people who control the apps the ability to read and change things, and tweak it. They also get the opportunity to retrieve information from other apps if they have the capacity to do so, and we believe they do.

  Always carry a burner phone when entering an authoritarian country, which is to say, a country, and always mount a scratch monkey.

• Alaska has declared a state of emergency due to the threat of invasion by a billion invisible crabs.  (CBS News)
  
  I think that's the story.  Too long, didn't read.
  
  
  
• The FDA has declared a shortage of Adderall.  (NPR)
  
  Nice work, bozos.  Should have mounted a scratch monkey like I told you.
  
  
  
• The White House is forging ahead with a plan to plunge the Earth into perpetual icy darkness.  (CNBC)
  
  Will save on my air conditioning bill, I guess.
  
  
  
• The FDA has declared a shortage of Adderall. (NPR)
  
  Bozos.  Scratch monkey.  Told you.
  
  
  
• Lufthansa has banned/unbanned Apple AirTags in checked luggage.  (Ars Technica)
  
  They will/won't cause the plane to crash and kill everyone on board.  
  
  Delete where applicable/not applicable.
  
  
  
• Zoetop (who?) the parent company of Shein (who?) and sister brand Romwe (who?) has been fined $1.9 million by New York for failing to properly notify its 39 million users of a data breach.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  It's funny that there are companies out there with 39 million users that I've never heard of, but then I've run individual projects with five million users.  The internet is a big place.  Also stupid.
  
  
  
• Speaking of which, I upgraded my internet (finally) to 250/100 from the default 100/40.  I'm getting 150Mbps down and 80Mbps up, but that's on a poky laptop, in a web browser, over wifi.  Still double what I got in Sydney, though ping times are slightly worse.
  
  
  
• No Adderall.  (NPR)
  
  Scratch me, bozo monkeys.
  
  
  
• Ryzen 7000 mobile is going to be a big pile of monkey dung.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The article points out that, for example, the upcoming 7520U will be an 8W Zen 2 part with 4 CPU cores and 2 graphics cores, while the 7530U will be a 15W Zen 3 part with 6 CPU cores and 6 graphics cores.
  
  You won't be able to buy anything without your secret decoder ring.
  
  Although that's already true with Intel, where the 1265U has two P cores and the 1280P has six.
  
  
  
• Abort!  Abort!  Abort!  There will be no 12GB RTX 4080!  (AnandTech)
  
  Instead there will probably be a 12GB 4075 or something with exactly the same configuration at exactly the same price.
  
  The problem was the planned 12GB model of the 4080 was about 20% slower than the 16GB model, which again, you had no way of knowing without the magic decoder ring.  (Four easy payments of $19.99!)
  
  
  
• Alaskan ghost crabs devour nation's Adderall supply, film at 11. (NPR)
  
  Pope seen ice skating on the Tiber.
  
  
  
• Is a software engineer an engineer?  Only if they pay us, says Alberta regulator.  (The Globe and Mail)

  "This is not about a money grab," Mr. McDonald said.  "Just hand over the cash and nobody gets hurt.  Wait, is that a monkey?"

  
  

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• In Amazon dream home, appliance tours you.  (Washington Post / MSN)
  
  Two thirds of American Amazon customers also own a telescreen, though some of them hide it behind the painting.  "I never thought of having people pay for the privilege of being spied upon", said George Orwell, sitting bolt upright in his grave and feverishly hunting for a pencil and notepaper.
  
  The most complicated Amazon-branded device I own is a pillowcase.
  
  
  

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• PostgreSQL 15 is here.  It has stuff.  (PostgreSQL)
  
  Postgres was already a thing when I was studying databases at university, back in the chalcolithic era.  They added the "SQL" sometime later.
  
  
  
• Take two, they're small: The Falcon Northwest Talon 7950X edition.  (Serve the Home)
  
  Small but shiny.  This is very close in spec to the system I want to build in my Bae case.  They note as I did that the Asus ROG X670E Crosshair Hero motherboard has every feature you could possibly want - except 10Gb Ethernet.  Given its stratospheric price, that's a bit of a let down, particularly with the Bae case where there is only one full-height PCIe slot available.
  
  
  
• Want to squeeze an RTX 4090 into two slots?  Water cooling is the way.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  Of course it's even more expensive than the regular models.
  
  
  
• Want to build a latter-day Cobalt Qube?  Topton's NAS MOBO has everything you need.  (Liliputing)
  
  On a standard ITX motherboard it includes a quad core Intel Atom CPU (one of the good recent Atoms, not a crappy old one), up to 32GB of RAM in two SO-DIMM slots, two M.2 NVMe slots, six SATA ports, HDMI and DisplayPort outputs, four USB ports, four 2.5Gb Ethernet ports, and a meker buruner.
  
  No, I don't know either.
  
  
  
• Want a Linux tablet?  Plain Linux rather than Android?  Juno has one of those.  (Liliputing)
  
  Also with an Intel Atom CPU so it should be easy to run any standard Linux distro on it.

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• Microsoft had its big Surface product announcement and there's never been a better time to buy a Surface Laptop 4.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Which is a bit awkward because they just announced the Surface Laptop 5.
  
  Not only did Microsoft drop the AMD option, they went with U-series 12th generation chips.  Intel has two main ranges of 12th gen laptop chips: The H series for full-size laptops which has six Performance cores, and the P series for smaller laptops which has four Performance cores (except for the high-end 1280P which has six again).
  
  Microsoft went for the 15W U series chips, which have just two Performance cores, and are, despite also having eight Efficiency cores, the same speed on multi-threaded tasks as the two generations old Ryzen 4680U in some Surface Laptop 4 models, and 20% slower than the Ryzen 4980U in the 15" Surface Laptop 4.
  
  Pfeh.
  
  
  
• Microsoft also announced the $4299 Surface Studio 2, with a quad-core 11th gen CPU that is barely faster than the laptop I am using right now, which rest assured, did not cost me $4299.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The mechanical design of the Studio is great.  It has a 28" 3:2 screen - 4500x3000 pixels - which is hinged so you can lie it almost flat as a drawing surface.  Which is a good thing because it's not much use for anything more demanding than that.
  
  It does have RTX 3060 graphics, which this laptop definitely does not have.

• Intel plans to launch new server CPUs.  Lots of them.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The much-delayed Sapphire Rapids chips with up to 60 cores are now expected in Q1 of next year, just in time to compete with AMD's 96 and 128 core Epyc Genoa and Bergamo ranges.  In Q3 Intel will introduce an 8 socket platform - up to 480 cores per server - which will in theory put it ahead of Epyc which only supports dual socket configurations.
  
  Following this will be Emerald Rapids, Granite Rapids pushing the core count to 120 per socket, and Diamond Rapids introducing PCIe 6.0.  Those will likely be competing against 256 core Zen 5 monsters using 600W per socket - but able to replace a dozen or more older servers.
  
  
  
• How do other companies (like the hosting provider here) offer bandwidth so much cheaper than AWS?  Amazon is making a 98.75% gross margin on bandwidth charges, that's how.  (Cloudflare)
  
  In the US, Canada, and Europe, Amazon marks up bandwidth costs approximately 8000%.  Lowest markup was an estimated 350% in South Korea, which apparently has higher prices for commercial internet connects than even Australia.
  
  
  
• Honda (a Japanese company) and LG (Korean) are building a joint venture battery factory in Ohio.  (CNBC)
  
  There's been a lot of this recently.  China has become self-destructively unfriendly to foreign investment, to the point that it is simply toxic and companies are willing to spend whatever it takes to build elsewhere.
  
  
  
• Speaking of which Taiwan says it no longer needs to destroy its chip fabs in the event of a Chinese invasion, because they'd be useless anyway.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The fabs rely on equipment and supplies from multiple Western sources, many of which are already on the restricted list for China.  They'd have captured the very latest equipment, but it would be $100 billion worth of paperweights.
  
  
  
• My latest Amazon delivery made it to New House City in record time - and has now been wandering around the countryside in a courier van for two days.  The local depot for this particular courier is 70 miles away, and I doubt they're taking the most direct route.
  
  I do kind of miss same-day delivery, but not a million dollars worth of miss.

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• Nvidia's RTX 4090 is here and it's every bit as expensive as we were promised.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Is it fast, though?
  
  Yes.  If you play games at 4K, it's 50% faster than the 3090 Ti and 60% faster than AMD's 6950 XT.  If you play games at 4K with ray tracing and AI upscaling - which you don't, because that would have been a miserable experience with any existing card - it averages four times the speed of the RTX 3080. 
  
  And for compute workloads like Blender rendering it's about 80% faster than the 3090 Ti, which was previously the fastest card available for that task.
  
  The Founders' Edition would fit in my case, as it turns out - it's a triple slot card, not a four-slot monstrosity like some of the custom versions.
  
  Question is do I want to drop a monthly mortgage payment on a graphics card when I rarely play anything more demanding than Minecraft?  I can justify a fast CPU because my CPU basically runs flat out fifteen hours of every day,  but I think I can dial back on the GPU a notch or two.  Or four, honestly.
  
  
  

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• What exactly is stochastic terrorism?  (Substack)
  
  Short answer:
  
  1. Person A said something I don't like.
  2. Person B did something I don't like.
  3. This is Person A's fault even though there is literally no imaginable causal connection between the two.
  
  Long answer - very long answer - is that article.
  
  
  
• Hackers stole $100 million worth of imaginary mangoes from the Solana blockchain.  (P2E Analytics)
  
  Or something like that.  I don't know anymore.  Imaginary money went poof.
  
  
  
• The worst is yet to come for the global economy, says the IMF.  (DevEx)
  
  "We're here to make sure of that", they added.
  
  
  
• Intel is looking at laying of thousands of workers due to the world economic poopage.  (Bloomberg)
  
  Can't entirely blame Intel here; they've been doing better technically lately than they have for years.  And AMD could be facing a similar situation.
  
  
  
• The SEC is investigating Ugly Monkey JPEG company Yuga Labs for printing funny money.  (Decrypt)
  
  Or funny bond certificates, I guess.  Unregistered securities.
  
  You can kind of expect the SEC to come calling when you sell seven billion dollars worth of chimp pics.

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• Micron is planning to spend $100 billion on fab facilities in New York state over the next 20 years.  (AnandTech)
  
  Is that a lot?  That sounds like a lot.
  
  This is in addition to the $15 billion factory they recently started building in Idaho.
  
  
  
• Samsung meanwhile is spending $30 billion a year on new chip production capacity.  (AnandTech)
  
  And plans to be shipping 1.4nm by 2027.
  
  Do I even have any 7nm computers?  The Xbox is 7nm if you count that, but this laptop is 10nm.
  
  Anyway, while 1.4nm is a made-up number, it will be better than the other, larger, equally made-up numbers.

• Speaking of made-up numbers, Intel's 24 core 13900K is slower than AMD's 16 core 7950X because two thirds of Intel's cores run at half speed.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  On the other hand, the 13600K can be faster than AMD's 8 core 7700X, because while the Intel chip only has 6 fast cores, it also has 8 half speed cores, so an effective 10 cores worth of cores.
  
  I understand why Intel did this - the same reason every mobile CPU does - I just wish they hadn't.
  
  
  
• VirtualBox 7 is out.  (VirtualBox)
  
  Somehow Oracle doesn't appear to have ruined it yet.
  
  
  
• 43% of PCs still can't upgrade to Windows 11.  (The Register)
  
  I do have one Windows 11 laptop, though I ordered it with Windows 10, because that was the old model and was on clearance.  They sent me the new model at the clearance price, so I won, I guess?
  
  I did use the kill your WiFi trick to set it up without using an online account, so it's mostly working like Windows 10 with new paint.
  
  
  
• It might not run Crysis yet, but Notepad can run Doom.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Pixy, when you say "Notepad can run Doom", what do you mean?
  
  This.
  
  

• The PC market needs another reinvention.  Is Microsoft's Surface up for it?  No.  (The Verge)
  
  Microsoft has a Surface event this week, and given the discounts on offer for the Surface Pro 8 and Surface Laptop 4 right now, we can be pretty sure new models of both will be arriving.
  
  New-ish, anyway.  The current models offer 11th gen Intel CPUs or AMD's Ryzen 4000 range.  It looks like the new models will focus on 12th gen Intel chips, in the same month that Intel launches 13th gen parts.  Microsoft's launch cycle is badly out of sync with that of it's key suppliers.
  
  That said, it turns out that the Surface Laptop has the Four Essential Keys...  Ish.  They're the default mappings for F9 through F12, which is better than not having them at all but not a particularly convenient location.  Understandable on the 13" model where there's no much room for extra keys; less so on the 15".
  
  
  
• Breaking: PayPal will still steal your money if you say something they disagree with.  They only removed the "misinformation" clause.  (The Volokh Conspiracy)
  
  If you engage in speech that PayPal believes - in their sole discretion - "discriminatory" or promoting "intolerance", they will steal $2500 from your account or any connected accounts.  Per offence, where they also have sole discretion in determining what counts as an offence. 

• United Airlines plans to use electric planes for routes of less than 200 miles.  (Futurism)
  
  Which makes sense.  The problem with electric planes is not that they don't work, or that they're expensive, or unreliable; it's that they're not feasible for long distances.  So just don't use them for long distances.
  
  Still means your plane will be running on coal, but whatever.  Wonder if they're quieter than the conventional prop aircraft they'd be replacing.
  
  
  
• TSMC is expected to spend $40 billion on new factories next year, and the chip industry as a whole $185 billion.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The chip shortage is now a mixed story.  Lots of critical components that cost one dollar or one cent each are impossible to find, while $1000 CPUs and GPUs are lining store shelves.  My brother works in short-run electronics design and manufacturing, and the rule right now is if you find a component in stock today, you buy it - because it could be gone tomorrow.
  
  
  
• I ordered a Samsung Galaxy Tab A7 Lite to replace my Lenovo Tab M8 FHD, which has problems charging.  The A7 Lite is cheap and basically adequate but has a 1340x800 screen, which is pretty meh - barely better than my 2012 Nexus 7.  Except that the Nexus 7 doesn't work at all any more and is currently in the bottom of a box at the bottom of the garage.  Would have bought another Lenovo except of course they don't make it any more, though they have about 17 10" and 11" models.
  
  I'll see if I can deal with that or if it's annoying enough to drive me to the Apple side of the Force.
  
  
  
• The BIOS source code for Intel's 12th generation Alder Lake chips has leaked onto the internet.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Which doesn't mean that Intel was hacked, because a lot of other companies need access to the BIOS source code, some of which we know have been hacked.
  
  This may or may not be a major problem.

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• PayPal now says it won't steal all your money for "misinformation" and that the very detailed Acceptable Use Policy the company sent to users was released by "mistake".  (National Review / Yahoo News)
  
  The mistake being that they got caught.

• Apple's Stasi image filter that runs directly on the hardware you "own" is totally cool and inevitable so just bend over.  (Apple Insider)
  
  The article gets roasted in the comments. 
  
  
  
• HP's Envy 16 is a 16" laptop with a 4K OLED display and a QHD webcam.  (PC Magazine)
  
  And the Four Essential Keys - just the Four Essential Keys, not a full numeric keypad as you often find on laptops.
  
  Only problem is HP's pricing in Australia, if you live in Australia, which I do.  The model with a 2560x1600 screen and RTX 3060 graphics costs an eye-watering A$4399.  That's about A$2000 more than I paid for my similarly specced Dell Inspiron 16 Plus at the start of the year - though that was an 11th gen model - and A$1200 more than a Gigabyte system with a 4K OLED display and a much faster GTX 3070 Ti.
  
  
  
• Speaking of the Four Essential Keys: Some laptop models from Dell and MSI have four keys in the place where the FEK should be but aren't those keys.
  
  Enter Windows PowerToys.  The Keyboard Manager function lets you remap any key to any function.  I tried it out on my (slowly dying due to physical abuse during the long process of moving house) Inspiron 14 7000, which does sort of have the FEK but also has a completely useless Print Screen button.
  
  Remapped that without any difficulty.
  
  That makes the Framework Laptop more palatable.  Really it's the only drawback of the system for me, given its easy upgradeability and modular I/O.  Apparently the battery life isn't stellar, but with USB C charging and tiny GAN chargers that's not the end of the world if you're not on the road all the time.

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• Those stalwart chaps at the Bureau have warned that those darned Rooskis are coming to steal your vote again.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  And that you should only follow trusted sources of news.  Like the Bureau.
  
  Unless you're a Republican, of course, in which case they've got a little list, and none of you'll be missed.
  
  
  

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• Nick Rekieta's YouTube channel is back after being targeted by a mass false-reporting campaign by the deluded acolytes of some commie swine named Kerfuffles or something.  (YouTube)
  
  Proving once again that Twitter is the worst of all the social platforms.
  
  YouTube routinely shuts down major channels that make them lots of money individually on your or my scale of things (Rekeita would have earned them over $150k the past year) and lots of money collectively even on Google's scale (Hololive has over 60 channels and Nijisanji around two hundred, many larger than Rekieta, and they routinely get deleted without warning).
  
  But they put them back up within a couple of days.  My sense of things is this is a legal issue - if they let the algorithm do its thing and manually intervene afterwards if it needs correction, they're harder to sue.
  
  Sucks when your channel is down for three days, but until Elon Musk takes control he ain't getting his Twitter account back.
  
  
  
• If a scammer takes control of your bank account, 90% of the time you're just basically fucked.  (Krebs on Security)
  
  Slightly less than 10% of affected accounts and slightly more than 10% of lost funds are reimbursed by the banks.
  
  
  
• The Surface Pro 9 and Surface Laptop 5 are coming.  (Thurrott.com)
  
  They look to be just minor updates to the 8 and 4 respectively, with no AMD models listed for this lineup.  Which is stupid on Microsoft's part, because the Ryzen 6000 lineup is hands down the best option for small laptops.
  
  
  
• On the other hand, if you were waiting for a better mousetrap NUC Asus has just the thing.  (Liliputing)
  
  The ExpertCenter PN53 comes with a choice of a six core Ryzen 6600HS, or the eight core 6800HS or 6900HX.  It has two SODIMM slots (the specs say it supports up to 32GB of RAM, but it should work fine with 64GB), two M.2 slots, and a 2.5" drive bay.  (It also says it supports up to 2TB per M.2 slot, which is obvious nonsense - there is no such limit anywhere.  So those numbers are more "we bothered to test this configuration and we're not going to say anything beyond that".)
  
  I/O consists of two USB 4 ports, two HDMI ports, five USB 3.2 Gen 1 Type A ports (that is, regular old USB 3), 2.5 Gb Ethernet, and a headphone jack, plus a little module that can give you another HDMI or DisplayPort output.  But since the USB 4 ports support video and the chip can only drive four video outputs anyway, that seems superfluous.
  
  It's slightly larger than the average NUC - 5" square instead of 4" - but has better I/O and expandability.  And much better graphics - the integrated graphics on the 6800 and 6900 models are more than twice as fast as anything offered by Intel.
  
  
  
• Axios.get is not a function you idiot.  (GitHub)
  
  Web framework Axios - which I've never heard of but there are thousands of the damn things these days - pushed a new release which broke thousands of production websites because web developers are fucking dumb.
  
  To be clear: Axios said "hey guys, here's a new version for you".
  
  And then the websites broke, because the people maintaining them either blindly deployed the code without testing, or, even worse, configured their websites to pull it directly without specifying a version.
  
  
  
• To quine a phrase...
  
  
  
  
  Looks innocuous enough, until you click on the link.
  
  Here's the details of how it was done.  (Oison Moran)
  
  As to why it was done, well, why did Hillary Clinton bomb Mount Everest?
  
  
  

• A hacker has stolen $566 million from Binance Bridge...  Sort of.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  This was an item duping scheme, and much as with Ultima Online, Binance responded by burning the hacker's house down.  There's still about $70 million of duplicated funds that haven't been incinerated yet, though that might still happen.

• Twitter is proudly announcing its new feature, Birdwatch, a combination of the Stasi and the HOA you moved to a different state just to get away from.
  
  
  
  
  They've apparently forgotten that you can simply reply to tweets, perhaps because, very often, you can't.

Why are they doing this?




Because they don't want people to reply to tweets. They want people to be told.



• Recession?  What recession?  AMD has warned that it will miss its previously expected revenue for Q3 by, well, about a billion dollars.  (AnandTech)
  
  Most sectors have held up well but laptop and desktop CPU and GPU sales have dropped by 40% since Q3 of last year.
  
  
  
• Still planning to get that RTX 4090?  Plan on also getting the biggest power supply you can.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  And possibly a dedicated 240V circuit.
  
  
  
• Valve has cancelled Steam Deck reservations.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  In the sense that now you just pay the money and they send you one.
  
  Also the Deck Dock, with DisplayPort, HDMI, gigabit Ethernet, and three USB ports, is available now for $89.
  
  
  
• Samsung has started production of GDDR7 memory, just in time for...  Oops.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Better luck next year, every GPU maker in the world.
  
  The new chips operate at up to 36GHz, up from (I think) a maximum of 21GHz for GDDR6X.  Though technically that's GT/s because the first D in GDDR stands for "double" and the GHz is really half that.
  
  
  
• Elon Musk asked for a stay in Twitter's lawsuit attempting to force Elon Musk to buy Twitter on the grounds that Elon Musk has agreed to buy Twitter and now Twitter is just stalling.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Twitter opposed the stay on the grounds that Elon Musk will fire them all once he takes control.
  
  The judge has granted the stay on the grounds that they richly deserve to be fired.
  
  
  
• Executives at crypto bullshit company Celsius cashed out to the tune of $17 million just before their ponzi scheme folded in on itself.  (Gizmodo)
  
  As you do.
  
  
  
• And just to rub salt into everyone's wounds, they doxxed all their users including themselves in a 14,532 page bankruptcy filing.  (Web3 Is Going Great)
  
  As you...  No.  Nobody does that.