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Saturday, January 04
Leaf Of A Lemon Edition
Top Story
- Microsoft is planning to spend $80 billion on AI datacenters in 2025. (Thurrott)
Why?"In many ways, artificial intelligence is the electricity of our age, and the next four years can build a foundation for America's economic success for the next quarter century," Microsoft president and vice chair Brad Smith writes. "It's clear that artificial intelligence is poised to become a world-changing General-Purpose Technology, or GPT. AI promises to drive innovation and boost productivity in every sector of the economy. The United States is poised to stand at the forefront of this new technology wave, especially if it doubles down on its strengths and effectively partners internationally."
Because you don't get a market cap of $150 billion by not creating the Torment Nexus.
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- Canadian online accounting firm Bench has apparently been bought by Employer.com in a slightly-after-the-last-minute deal. (Tech Crunch)
Bench shut down very abruptly just after Christmas, leaving tens of thousands of customers without their accounting and tax information, only promising that the information would be available for download "soon".
- If you were playing Marvel Rivals on your Steam Deck or Mac, congratulations, your century-long ban has been repealed. (Ars Technica)
It's not officially supported, and if you did get it working on anything other than Windows, the anti-cheat measure would make sure it didn't stay that way.
- Speaking of Windows, Microsoft offered up a little Christmas gift: Your scanners don't work. (The Register)
If you are running the Windows 11 24H2 update, at least. The problem is marked as fixed, but the problem is not fixed.
- It's your fault that Hollywood keeps churning out the same boring crap. (The New York Times) (archive site)
The ten top movies of 2024 were all sequels or derivative works.The problem is that Americans tend to say one thing and do another: They complain that Hollywood does not make enough original films, only to stay home or go elsewhere when studios call their bluff. Over the past year, the moviegoing masses rejected originals like "Here," "Fly Me to the Moon," "Argylle," "Horizon: An American Saga," "Harold and the Purple Crayon," "Lisa Frankenstein," "Y2K" and "Megalopolis."
But those movies sucked.To be fair, all of those films received soft-to-poor reviews, diminishing their appeal.
No shit, Sherlock.
- Our security, not yours: If you used online store MyGiftCardSupply to buy gift cards as gifts, the gift was you. (Tech Crunch)
The store required you to upload your ID to prove you are legitimate.
And stored all those documents - hundreds of thousands of them - on a server without a password.
Not At All Tech News
To commemorate her tenure, here's a link to a picture of every Hololive talent. All of them. Retired talents like Kiryu Coco. Short-termers like Mano Aloe. Fired talents like Uruha Rushia. Forgotten talents like Hitomi Chris, who only ever streamed once. Hololive China, which only streamed on Bilibili. All of them.
Twitter link.
For those following along at home:
Selen Tatsuki is Dokibird.
Pomu Rainpuff is Maid Mint.
Musical Interlude of the Day
AI Musical Interlude of the Day
The subject is AI, not the music, which is by Midas, who also did the Touch Tone Telephone cover:
Disclaimer: You only live three times. Maybe four. Five tops.
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Friday, January 03
Newt Netrality Edition
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- Net Neutrality is dead. Again. (Reuters) (archive site)
The FCC's long-running smash-and-grab attempt to enforce Net Neutrality rules by classifying ISPs as Title II common services looks to have been killed off for good by the Sixth Circuit ruling that ISPs are Title I information services, and that given the Supreme Court's Loper Bright decision nullifying Chevron deference, the FCC can fold its regulations until they are all sharp corners and shove them where the sun don't shine.
Given that the Republicans are going to be taking over the FCC in a couple of weeks, there is unlikely to be an appeal; even the commies running the show right now have given up.
Not that Net Neutrality is inherently bad, rather that categorising ISPs as Title II carriers hands all the power to a different bunch of crooks without actually fixing anything.
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- The Onyx Boox Note Max is a laptop from another dimension. (Liliputing)
Extremely thin at just 4.6mm, it has a 3200x2400 e-ink display. Black and white only on this model; it's aimed at reading and note-taking, though it does run a full version of Android and can run other applications. Badly.
Interesting though.
- Samsung is hedging its bets at CES with a 27" 240Hz 4k OLED gaming monitor and also a 27" 3D 4k monitor. (Tom's Hardware and Ars Technica)
Very little detail on the 3D model as yet except that it doesn't require glasses, having the lenses built into the display panel. How well this will work is uncertain.
(Poorly. It will work poorly.)
- What else can we expect at CES next week? Mostly AI slop. (Tech Crunch)
Hooray.
- Speaking of AI slop, Facebook is committed to it. (New York Magazine)
Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and WhatsApp will all be working to replace human users with bots, which will... Entirely defeat the purpose of the entire enterprise.
Don't look at me.
- Usage of Windows 10 grew at the expense of Windows 11 in December, despite the fact that free support of Windows 10 ends this year. (The Register)
Retail customers will be able to pay $30 for one year of extended support when free support ends in October. After that you're on your own.
Which is pretty much true regardless.
- Passkeys are here and they suck. (Ars Technica)
The most obvious problem is that ever time a site offers to let you log in with a passkey, a different provider hijacks the login and offers to take care of things for you. And sometimes you can't even tell which provider has hijacked things for you.
The biggest problem is that even when you have a passkey you need to set up a password first. And you have to have a recovery mechanism because you're going to forget your password. So adding a passkey, right now, makes you less secure, not more.
- My stackable Phase Connect plushies arrived, after spending 17 months in Production Hell and another month stuck in the Canada Post parking lot.
Most of them. I think there's one set yet to ship.
- I'm rich and have no idea what to do with my life. (Vinay)
This man is insufferable.
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Thursday, January 02
Nerpy Merp Derp Edition
Top Story
- It's Public Domain Day - or was, yesterday - meaning a slew of new content is in the public domain, unless it isn't, in which case it's not. (Duke University)
Sometimes it's hard to be sure particularly when dealing with 95-year-old material where everyone directly involved is probably dead.
But entering the public domain this year - yesterday - is A Farewell to Arms, The Sound and the Fury, The Maltese Falcon, Is Sex Necessary by James Thurber and E. B. White, Alfred Hitchcock's first sound film Blackmail, and The Cocoanuts, the first feature film by the Marx Brothers.
Also the characters - though not the stories - of Popeye and Tintin, the first speaking roles of Mickey Mouse, Singin' in the Rain, Ain't Misbehavin', and Ravel's Bolero.
Tech News
- CES is almost here so all the hardware news is waiting until then. So until next week it's mostly leaks of varying veracity.
- California seeks to fix soaring insurance premiums and outright lack of coverage due to wildfires caused by the state's incompetent forestry policy by... Making things worse. (Fast Company)
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
- The RTX 5060 could be 20% faster than the current 4060 and have 0% more memory. (Notebook Check)
It's stuck at 8GB which is already posing problems.
Meanwhile Intel's 12GB B580 is already out and cheaper than Nvidia's old card, let alone the new one.
On the third hand, precisely because the Intel card offers such good value, you can't find it anywhere.
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Wednesday, January 01
New Year Who Dis Edition
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- It's not always the Chinese: A US soldier has been arrested for his role in hacking AT&T and Verizon and attempted extortion of the president and vice president. (Krebs on Security)
This seems like a very poor choice of career paths for a soldier, but Cameron John Wagenius does not strike me as the sharpest spoon in the drawer:"In the event you do not reach out to us @ATNT all presidential government call logs will be leaked," Kiberphant0m threatened, signing their post with multiple "#FREEWAIFU" tags. "You don’t think we don't have plans in the event of an arrest? Think again."
It turned out those plans involved going to prison for an extremely long time.
Tech News
- April Fool's Day is still three months away, guys: 9to5Mac has named Apple's Vision Pro headset as its product of the year. (9to5Mac)
The Vision Pro made history for being the first Apple product where more units were returned than were ever purchased in the first place.
- It didn't even live long enough to be bricked by a bad firmware update. (Hot Hardware)
Good work, Facebook. Bonus points for telling customers that you weren't going to fix it and they had to buy a new device, before rapidly backtracking when legal woke up from their drunken stupor.
- What happened in AI in 2024? A whole lotta nothin'. (Simon Willison)
Actually, while the industry leader OpenAI produced a whole lotta nothin', smaller AI companies and the open source community were busy eating their lunch. So as a whole not much changed, but the distribution of the nothin' changed greatly.
Still, on consideration, Carthago delenda est.I think telling people that this whole field is environmentally catastrophic plagiarism machines that constantly make things up is doing those people a disservice, no matter how much truth that represents.
I don't know, maybe you could stop building the Torment Nexus.
- Though at least AI killed off $1600 laptops with 8GB of RAM. (Ars Technica)
8GB in 2024 cost manufacturers about $8, and renders Windows almost unusable. Now I'm looking for something to kill off expensive 16GB laptops as well.
Cheap 16GB laptops? Sure. Fine. Perfectly usable for basic tasks. But expensive ones can burn.
- The Verge's year in review: Advertising masquerading as content and miserable failures. (The Verge)
But at least they tried. Sort of.
- Tech Crunch's year in review: Trying its hardest to be worse than The Verge. (Tech Crunch)
A laudable effort if a questionable goal.
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Tuesday, December 31
New Year's Eevee Edition
Top Story
- The US Treasury was hacked by Chinese spies. (Reuters)
Fortunately it was empty at the time.
Tech News
- Americans spend five hours a day on their phone, checking it more than 200 times. (PC Magazine)
I rarely look at my phone at all. Every so often it goes off and I have to check my email for a server alert, and sometimes people call me and I ignore them.
Guess I just don't have that kind of personality, I write on the laptop that has never once been turned off since I bought it.
- Scientists have developed VR goggles... For mice. (Phys.org)
The goggles are tiny, but enormous for a mouse. They are held up by a stand while the mouse peers into them. The purpose of the research seems to be simply jump-scaring mice, which is less wasteful than many things they could be doing.
- Frore intends to show off a laptop cooled with its piezoelectric AirJet device at CES. (Tom's Hardware)
The AirJet is a solid-state fan; it's small and silent, but can only dissipate about 5W of heat. So for the laptop - based on a Samsung Galaxy Book - they've included four AirJets. That's still half the size of the regular cooling system in that laptop model, allowing them to increase the battery size for the demo.
- What's going on with that Cyberhaven browser extension compromise? Nothing good. (Secure Annex)
The Cyberhaven extension turns out to be designed to monitor and block websites that try to steal your data. It's legitimate.
Or was, until it got hacked, when instead of blocking attempts to steal your data, it simply stole your data.
It was quickly fixed, but it also quickly caught the attention of security researchers, who discovered a long and growing list of other compromised browser extensions.
Some have been fixed. Some have been pulled from the Chrome web store.
Others have been compromised for months.
The root of the problem is a targeted fishing attack aimed at developers of browser extensions. Hack the developers, then hack the extensions, then hack the users of those extensions.
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Monday, December 30
Modular Laminated Hangout Edition
Top Story
- Canadian online accounting firm Bench has 35,000 US customers, the company announced, immediately before shutting down and leaving them all in the lurch. (Tech Crunch)
Customers will be able to download their data.
Soon.
Tech News
- Huawei's first consumer SSD is cheap. (Notebook Check)
$32 for 1TB of PCIe 4.0 SSD is a good price. On the other hand, it's a DRAMless QLC drive, a notoriously poor combination if you do anything remotely heavy.
- Melbourne (Australia, not Florida) still runs its train control system on a PDP-11. (Mastodon)
On an emulator, but nevertheless.
- The 10 best games of 2024. (Hot Hardware)
Not a terrible list. Mostly smaller games, because most of the big games this year were, well, terrible.
- China sucks. (Dwarkesh)
In different ways to other countries. For some things.
But mostly everyone sucks.
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Sunday, December 29
COBOLated Soda Edition
Top Story
- Giving people money doesn't stop them being poor. (Yahoo)
Another UBI study fails without even asking the fundamental question of where the money comes from.
- Neither does taking their money. (Tech Crunch)
Lyft is suing San Francisco for overcharging the company $100 million in taxes.
- Neither does charging interest on their loans. (MSN)
All told, Warner borrowed a total of about $60,000 for her two advanced degrees. The amount seemed reasonable given the career trajectory that both credentials promised, but that path never materialized. Working a series of low-wage jobs, she went in and out of forbearance before ultimately defaulting. The balance ballooned to the current $268,000 total over the years due to collection fees and interest capitalization.
Warner was 30 when she took out the loan for her law degree. In the 1980s.
Tech News
- The leading cause of death for airline passengers is now being shot down by Russia. (WSJ) (archive site)
Oops. Oopsi.
The second leading cause of death is Boeing.
- VW leaked data for 800,000 of its cars. (Car Scoops)
This doesn't include your payment information. Just where you live, where you work, where you go shopping, where your kids go to school, and indeed the GPS coordinates of everywhere your car ever went, because of course VW was recording that and storing it on an unsecured cloud server.
- Speaking of unsecured cloud servers, Adobe is doing its part in making more of them. (Bleeping Computer)
If you are still using ColdFusion, first, why? And second, it's time to update.
- Russia is planning to launch a home-made gaming console using the Elbrus CPU. (Tom's Hardware)
And then shooting it down.
- President-elect Donald Trump has asked the Supreme Court to pause President Joe Biden's plan to shut down TikTok. (Tech Crunch)
While I favour shutting down TikTok for the simple fact that the Chinese social network is banned in China, the plan takes effect the day before Trump takes office.
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Saturday, December 28
Topological Maps Edition
Top Story
- A new Chinese AI called DeepSeek V3 outperforms ChatGPT on standard tests while costing a small fraction of the price to train because - apparently - the developers stole the ChatGPT training data. (Tech Crunch)
The evidence for this is that the model is convinced it is ChatGPT."Obviously, the model is seeing raw responses from ChatGPT at some point, but it’s not clear where that is," Mike Cook, a research fellow at King's College London specializing in AI, told TechCrunch. "It could be 'accidental'… but unfortunately, we have seen instances of people directly training their models on the outputs of other models to try and piggyback off their knowledge."
Training AIs on AI-generated data leads to insanity in as little as three generations. It can improve results on specific standard tests because it biases the AI very, very heavily towards those tests, throwing everything else out the window. After setting it on fire.Cook noted that the practice of training models on outputs from rival AI systems can be "very bad" for model quality, because it can lead to hallucinations and misleading answers like the above. "Like taking a photocopy of a photocopy, we lose more and more information and connection to reality," Cook said.
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- The Minecraft server has been ported to COBOL. (Tom's Hardware)
It's not feature-complete yet, but it's an impressive achievement that it works in the first place.
Also, the game is now effectively immortal.
- A 9th US phone company has been hacked by Chinese spies. (AP)
No, you're not allowed to know which one.
- There's a 10 to 20% chance AI will wipe out humanity over the next 30 years, says Geoffrey Hinton. (The Guardian)
Nobody has ever answered the simple question of how.
- The MNT Reform Next looks more like it was made in 2005 than 2025, but. (Liliputing)
It's completely open source and user serviceable. Not only can you replace I/O modules as with the Framework laptops, you can replace the CPU itself with any compatible module (like the Raspberry Pi compute modules), and anything else you can find down to the individual cells in the battery pack.
That makes it about 25% larger and heavier - and also a lot slower - than mainstream laptops, but there are plenty of people who just want something that works and keeps working, and is not glued shut and locked down in perpetuity.
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Friday, December 27
Cold Front Edition
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- Browser extension Honey, which promises to save you money on everything you buy online, appears to be a scam. (Lifehacker)
Honey claims to find you the best available discount codes for whatever you wish to buy. It doesn't. Honey makes deals with merchants to control the discount codes it provides so that you don't get the best one. Sometimes it finds nothing at all even when valid coupons exist.
It also appears to change the affiliate cookie in your browser so that if you follow a recommendation, Honey gets the cut rather than the person who recommended the product. It does this whether it finds a coupon for you or not.
Honey also offers the buyer a bonus where you receive part of that affiliate deal. In the example in the video you receive 2.5% of the affiliate payout, while Honey gets 97.5%, and the actual affiliate receives nothing at all.
Honey was bought by PayPal in 2020 for $4 billion.
- Browser extension Pie may also be a scam. (YouTube)
Well, it's an ad blocker with a shopping extension that promises to pay you money, which seems deeply implausible. A good ad blocker blocks ads, leaving no money for anyone, least of all you.
Tech News
- The Cyberhaven browser extension, which does... Something, I don't know... Was also stealing your information if you updated it on the 24th or 25th. (Twitter)
It's a legitimate extension of some sort, but an employee at Cyberhaven - a security company - got phished and hackers used his credentials to push nasty code into the most recent update.
- Also the Internxt VPN extension. (Twitter)
- Also VPNCity. (Twitter)
- Also Uvoice. (Twitter)
- Also ParrotTalks, a language learning app. (Twitter)
- The same researcher found attacks under way against several other browser extensions. (Twitter)
This is the reasoning behind Google's Manifest V3 system for browser extensions, locking them down so that they can't steal all your personal data even if someone does manage to push out a trojan horse.
The problem is that Manifest V3 also breaks long-standing plugin features, particularly with ad blockers.
And Google makes its money from ads.
- An undersea power cable between Finland and Estonia has been cut. (Tom's Hardware)
It's beginning to look a lot like Russia.
- The Fisker Ocean Extreme was actually a decent car. (Motor Trend)
It's gone now. So is Fisker.
- Microsoft and OpenAI have agreed on a strict operational definition of AGI - artificial general intelligence. (Tech Crunch)
AI is anything a computer does that isn't the direct application of a deterministic algorithm.
AGI was termed to indicate humanlike intelligence.
Microsoft and OpenAI have agreed that what it really means is AI that makes a profit. $100 billion in profits, to be precise.
OpenAI is not expected to be profitable at all until at least 2029, so AGI will come some time after that.
- The upcoming AMD Ryzen 9900X3D and 9950X3D will run at the same clocks as their non-3D counterparts. (Notebook Check)
With Zen 3 and Zen 4 models, the extra cache chip sat on top of the (larger) CPU chip. Because this reduced thermal conductivity, these models had to run somewhat slower than the models without the cache chips.
With Zen 5 the cache chip has been padded out with blank silicon and sits below the CPU die, solving the insulation problem.
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Thursday, December 26
Postprandial Edition
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- A record 18,000 games were published on Steam in 2024 - around fifty per day. (Tom's Hardware)
Of course most of these are small indie titles, but given that most of the tentpole AAA titles in 2024 were catastrophic failures - cough Concord cough - that's not only entirely understandable but a good thing.
- Meanwhile in Europe new game sales dropped by 29% year-on-year. (WCCFTech)
Star Wars Outlaws, one of Ubisoft's biggest failures of 2024, was the 14th best selling title in 2024 out of games released in 2024. But when you include sales of older games, it drops to number 45.
Tech News
- Here's some of the best indie titles released in 2024. (WCCFTech)
The best major titles of 2024 are Black Myth Wukong. Astro Bot is reportedly also fun, though short.
- Apple is not planning to let Google be broken up by the government without a fight. (WSJ) (archive site)
Apple has filed to intervene in the penalty phase of the Google antitrust case, now that the judge has ruled that Google has violated antitrust law.
The reason is that Google pays Apple about $20 billion per year to be the default search engine in the Safari browser.
Which is a good reason.
- Lenovo's P14s workstation laptop is 60% off right now. (Notebook Check)
This is not a cheap model so even at 60% off it's still $1700, but for that you get an Intel 155H CPU, a 14.5" 3072x1920 display, 96GB of RAM, 2TB of SSD, and RTX 500 dedicated graphics. Which aren't anything special but are better than the integrated graphics in the CPU.
I checked the Australian store and we only get a 20% discount, leaving the price for the same configuration at A$4760, just a touch expensive.
- How to survive as a software developer in the era of AI. (Backchannel)
Step One: Build a moat and feed anyone who tries to tell you it is the "Era of AI" to the alligators. Or crocodiles/caimans/gharials depending on your location.
Such people are not only not to be trusted, but should be actively distrusted. When the Era of AI comes, Skynet will notify you.
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