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Saturday, December 21
Heat Displacement Edition
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- Here's a list of the 49 American AI startups that have raised $100 million or more in 2024. (Tech Crunch)
Top among them is OpenAI, which raised $6.6 billion this year, but close behind is Elon Musk's xAI, which raised $6 billion.
Interestingly Europe didn't miss the boat with Mistral leading the table there with $1.2 billion raised.
What all that money will achieve I don't know.
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- For consumer hardware, it's not achieving much. (Tom's Hardware)
AI PCs just aren't selling. That is, people are buying PCs, and some of them are labeled "AI", but nobody is buying a PC because it is labeled "AI".
Notable Qualcomm's sales of its new Arm-based Windows laptops can be best described as meh.
- Meanwhile here's an M.2 card that contains a 24 TOPS AI accelerator. (Tom's Hardware)
More precisely, four 6 TOPS accelerators.
Why? I don't know. But it costs $149, which is reasonable if you need one.
- How types make hard problems easy. (Mayhul)
Yes, thank you. We figured this out sixty years ago. Then JavaScript happened.
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Friday, December 20
Gleep Gloop Edition
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- Oh yeah, don't use SMS for two-factor authentication either. (Gizmodo)
It was never ideal since your phone number could get SIM-swapped without you knowing, but now that the entire phone network has been hacked it's not very useful at all.
- Microsoft promises meanwhile to keep nagging you to use passkeys rather than passwords online. (The Register)
A passkey lets you log in to a website without the tedious logging in part, so long as you have already logged in to your device. This is actually fairly secure because the passkey consists of two parts - you have one part and the website has the other - and nobody can steal your password from the website and hack your account because effectively they only have half the password.
But if they hack your laptop, you're hosed. Though that is true regardless.
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- Chemosphere, which recently published a study warning of the dangers of flame retardant chemicals in black plastic utensils which was off by a factor of ten such that you are perfectly safe unless you make a habit of eating spatulas has been deindexed by the Web of Science for being a bit crap. (Ars Technica)
According to Retraction Watch, Chemosphere has retracted eight articles this month and published 60 expressions of concern since April.
The month is still young.
- Nintendo's Switch 2 can "only" run games at 4K / 30fps. (Notebook Check)
It's a handheld device for children. What do you expect?
- Amazon Haul is a Temu version of Shein. (The Verge) (archive site)
The same Chinese companies selling useless garbage at impossible prices and basically lying to everyone.
Though to be fair, the "Bicth" hat did indeed say "Bicth".
- Perplexity AI is a better search than Google. (The Register)
I just tried it with a few queries and it's actually not terrible. It does give stupid corporate-speak answers sometimes, but it also gives links.
How long AI search engines can survive in an AI web is another question.
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Thursday, December 19
Second Last Thursdayism Edition
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- The US government has warned politicians and government officials to avoid the phone network. (Reuters)
It's full of Chinese hackers and nobody can say when - or if - it will be secure again.The first recommendation: "Use only end-to-end encrypted communications."
Which they have been trying to ban.
- Meanwhile in the world of digital license plates, the absolutely thinkable happened: They got hacked. (Wired) (archive site)
Digital license plates aren't supposed to let you change your license plate number.
But of course they do. There's a programming port on the license plate which is secured by a sticker. Peel off the sticker, plug in a programmer, and you can do anything.
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- Interpol wants to rename "pig butchering" to "romance baiting". (Bleeping Computer)
Which is actually not a terrible idea. Every time I hear the term "pig butchering" I have to stop for a moment and realise that no, the one I'm thinking of is salami slicing and pig butchering is something different.
Romance baiting is more evocative on what the scam involves.
- Bluesky invited a million sociopaths in through the front door. They were not ready. (Tedium)
It's not a technical issue, it's a people issue. Well, commies aren't people, but not everyone on Bluesky is a communist.
- Not even slightly ready. (The Free Press)
Jesse Singal writes on Bluesky's Jesse Singal problem.
He still doesn't get it, of course:Bluesky happens to be left-wing, but I don’t think the lesson here is that left-wingers are particularly violent. Rather, the lesson is simply that humans are human, and online, their behavior is shaped by both the prevailing norms in their community, and whether rules constraining that behavior exist and are enforced.
So what he is saying is that left-wingers are particularly violent.
- The Radxa Orion O6 is an Arm motherboard that is a little more powerful than a Raspberry Pi. (CNX Software)
It has twelve Arm cores - eight A720 and four A520, so fairly powerful, coupled with up to 64GB of soldered RAM, an M.2 slot for storage, dual 5Gb Ethernet ports, HDMI, DisplayPort, USB-C with DisplayPort support, and a full-length PCIe x16 slot.
It's mini-ITX form factor, with the board starting at $199 with 8GB of RAM and a case going for $39.
- Australia wants to ban common encryption methods by 2030 because quantum. (The Register)
In theory quantum computers can break many existing encryption methods. But existing encryption methods exist, and everyone everywhere uses them all the time.
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Wednesday, December 18
Orders Of Magnitude Edition
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- What happened to ChatGPT the other day? It wasn't DNS, but it wasn't not DNS either. (Try Parity)
OpenAI deployed a new system that had been running happily on their test servers for some time. About twenty minutes in, things started going horribly wrong, with the monitoring system that reports on all things production taking over and then taking out the production servers, because it had a hidden scaling problem that never showed up on the smaller test environment.
And with the monitoring process eating up all the bandwidth on the control network, the simple changes they needed to make to fix the problem couldn't be done because OpenAI's internal DNS was down.
Lesson of the day: Hard code all your IP addresses in your software.*
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- Nvidia has made its Jetson Orin Nano robotics development kit half the price and also up to twice as fast. (Serve the Home)
If you already have one, you can download the speed upgrade. Which is odd, because it doubles your memory bandwidth, which is a hardware function.
- AMD's Strix Halo laptop chip, with 16 Zen 5 CPU cores and 40 RDNA3.5 graphics cores, is coming soon to the Asus ROG Flow Z13... Tablet. (Hot Hardware)
Which is not as surprising as it seems because the current model of the Z13 can include dedicated a Nvidia RTX 4060, so a Strix Halo tuned to the lower power end of its spectrum would not use any more power than the current CPU and GPU combination.
- The Minisforum MGA1 is an external graphics card / dock thingy that dramatically speeds up laptops and mini-PCs except. (Notebook Check)
It's about as fast as a laptop version of the RTX 3080, but can only be connected via OCuLink. If your laptop or mini-PC doesn't have OCuLink - and most don't - it's a paperweight.
OCuLink is pure external PCI Express, so it's simpler, cheaper, and faster than Thunderbolt, but also a lot less common.
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Tuesday, December 17
Incompetence Abounds Edition
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- Zotac has leaked Nvidia's new RTX 5000 series graphics cards. (VideoCardz)
The lineup includes the RTX 5090, which you can't afford and probably won't be able to buy anyway, the 5090D which is a China-only edition for communists, the 5080 which will probably be overpriced and you won't want, the 5070 Ti which will probably be decent but expensive, and the 5070 which has 12GB of VRAM like the Intel B580 but which will definitely not cost $250 like the Intel B580.
The new cards all reportedly use GDDR7, so memory bandwidth is likely to be significantly better than 4000 series cards. GDDR7 memory uses trinary rather than binary signals - a technique known as PAM-3 - so it can move data 50% faster at the same clock speed.
Thunderbolt 5 also uses PAM-3 encoding but right now it's kind of useless so we should hope that's not a sign of things to come.
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- TSMC employees account for 1.8% of the children being born in Taiwan. (Boom)
That is not immediately noteworthy until you consider that TSMC employees account for 0.3% of all jobs in Taiwan.
So even if only one member of each couple is employed by the company, that's still three times the national average fertility rate.
- Hygon's 16 core server CPU is kind of bad. (Tom's Hardware)
It is literally a (licensed copy of) the original Zen architecture from 2017. And it behaves like it.
- Here's the full source code for the Commodore 64 version of Elite. (GitHub)
Did that version include the rescue mission where the ungrateful bastards kicked your cargo out of the hold to make room for themselves?
The GitHub repository is very comprehensive, with every line of code documented and extensive instructions on how to build and run the programs on modern systems. Also included are versions for the Apple II, BBC Micro, and the NES, and even Elite-A, a fan-made extended version.
- SoftBank has pledged to invest $100 billion in the United States over the next four years. (The Register)
That used to be a lot.
- The Framework 16 laptop now supports up to four M.2 SSDs. (Notebook Check)
The graphics card for this laptop lives in a plug-in module at the rear. If you don't need a dedicated graphics card it works fine without one, using the built-in AMD graphics on the CPU.
Now you can plug a different module in that holds two extra M.2 slots, and the good part is the module only costs $39.
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Monday, December 16
Corinthian Edition
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- A major laptop manufacturer is expected to show off an ion drive at CES. (Tom's Hardware)
The Frore Airjet uses a piezoelectric element to silently produce an airstream to cool whatever it is attached to. The problem is that it is not particularly power efficient - only about one fifth as effective as laptop fans, which are not themselves paragons of efficiency.
The Ventiva ICE is an ionic engine. Also silent, it ionises the air molecules to attract them to a metal grate, where they are deionised but keep right on moving, creating an airflow which cools your laptop.
This isn't the first time that someone has come up with this idea, though, so we're going to have to see whether they can make it work. Previous efforts have been very sensitive to dust buildup, which is enough of a problem with fans but renders ion blasters useless.
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- How to protect yourself in the face of the Salt Typhoon phone network hack. (The Intercept)
Don't say anything on a private phone call that you wouldn't shout in a crowded theatre.
Same goes double for text.
And remember, the FBI has your best interests in mind and is entirely trustworthy in every respect.
- If you want the new Intel B580 video card, try again next year. (WCCFTech)
It's sold out everywhere.
- Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says the federal government is taking decisive steps to combat the drones seen in the skies over New Jersey. (ABC News)
We have top men addressing the problem.
Top. Men.
- The new class of weight loss drugs - GLP-1 agonists like Ozempic - may also work to treat diabetes, sleep apnea, heart attacks, strokes, kidney disease, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, substance abuse, and run-on sentences. (Ars Technica)
They may not. Anything linked directly to obesity is a likely win, and the drugs do seem to work against addictions. The others are more speculative but are undergoing clinical trials right now.
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Sunday, December 15
Poptop Edition
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- TSMC has announced performance specs for its upcoming 2nm node. (Tom's Hardware)
Compared with the current leading-edge 3nm process, it uses 24% less power for low-power mobile chips, and 35% less power for desktop chips. Or if you keep power the same, it runs about 15% faster.
Compared to 5nm, it uses around 48% to 55% less power, and compared to 7nm (which I'm running right now), the reduction is as much as 70%.
Chips will be coming off the production line in 2026.
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- If your company licenses the enterprise version of Windows, Copilot doesn't work and will never work. (Thurrott)
So you can go ahead and reassign the Copilot key on your keyboard now.
- A Transatlantic Tunnel, hurrah! (Newsweek)
Harry Harrison aside, this article is garbage. Newsweek was overpriced.
- Hackers are very clever idiots. (Ars Technica)
They went to extraordinary lengths to steal the credentials of 390,000 security professionals, and then installed a crypto miner guaranteeing they'd be spotted instantly.
- Canadia healthcare technology company Care1 leaked 4.8 million patient records totaling 2.2TB. (HackRead)
Nice work, guys.
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Saturday, December 14
Lying Suits Edition
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- You can't sue your way to AGI, says OpenAI in response to Elon Musk's lawsuit over the non-profit organisation being taken over by snake-oil salesmen. (The Verge)
Believe us, we've tried.
AGI stands for Artificial General Intelligence, a term invented by the snake oil salesmen when everyone figured out there was no snake in the snake oil.
OpenAI now says AGI will arrive as soon as next year, as a result of a convenient redefinition of AGI to mean "whatever we manage to ship next year".
- An OpenAI whistleblower has been found dead in his San Francisco apartment. (Tech Crunch)
Suchir Balaji called attention to what he believed was OpenAI's intentional breaches of copyright law in training ChatGPT.
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- If Tesla won't launch an AI-piloted taxi service, we will, says Zoox. (Tech Crunch)
What is a Zoox?
- A Waymo robotaxi got stuck in a roundabout. (Tech Crunch)
Yes, it was doing exactly what you think it was doing.
- Bluesky has found out what happens if you take millions of the most demented users from a much larger platform and make them your own problem: They become your own problem. (Tech Crunch)
Jesse Singal, who is generally an intelligent and affable idiot, has written extensively on the insanity of the chemical sterilisation and surgical mutilation of children. To be completely clear, despite his otherwise mainstream left-wing views, he is vehemently against this, and his writing and research in this area is solid.
He created a Bluesky account because, being left-wing, he is unhappy with Twitter.
Bluesky went insane. The one thing you are absolutely forbidden to do is to question the orthodoxy.He is now the most blocked user on the social network, and user outrage over his participation on the platform is growing. People are demanding that Bluesky take a stand: It’s either a place that promises it won’t host bad actors, or it’s a place that promises not to inflate the reach of bad actors thanks to its various moderation tools.
Freedom of speech and freedom of conscience simply don't exist for these people. Anyone daring to offer a different opinion must be revoked.
It cannot be both.
And if you read Bluesky, they mean that in the Brontitall sense.But many Bluesky users don’t want to just moderate and ignore Singal, they want him gone. It’s become a dealbreaker.
To be clear again, Singal is not a bad actor, and has not harassed anyone. This is just crazy people being crazy.
By keeping him, Bluesky risks harming the community, depleting its goodwill, and losing users, while also sending a signal to others that bad actors and harassers are welcome there.But by banning Singal, Bluesky could come under attack from the next head of the FCC, Brendan Carr, who is ready to come after social networks he believes are suppressing conservative views. Whatever Bluesky does here will attract attention, for better or for worse.
Start banning the crazy people. They are the problem. Nobody wants them.
If they represent the majority of your active users, your platform will die.
- The Minisforum MS-A1 is a big small PC. (Liliputing)
Measure about 8"x8"x2" it's a lot bigger than a small PC but a lot smaller than a big PC. And it supports desktop CPUs and laptop RAM, so it's easy to expand.
It's now available with a sixteen core 9950X if you need a very fast and quite small system. The only problem is that it doesn't have room for a graphics card, and the onboard graphics on the 9950X are... Meh.
A better option for most people is probably to install the Ryzen 8700G. It's only half as fast on the CPU side of things which makes sense as it only has eight cores, but it has twelve graphics cores against just two on all the 9000-series CPUs.
The 8700G is a laptop CPU adapted for desktop sockets. It doesn't look like we'll see a 9700G or anything similar, because the current Ryzen 370 laptop CPUs don't appear to have any support for socketed memory. (Though it's possible to work around this with CAMM2 modules.)
- AMD's 4124P is designed for low-end embedded servers, but it uses the standard desktop AM5 socket. So how does a four-core CPU stand up in gaming in 2024? (Tom's Hardware)
Actually, pretty well. You're not going to want to pair it with a 4090 (if you can even find one), but for $149 it does everything you would expect.
- Luon is an implementation of Oberon+ - a successor to Pascal developed by Niklaus Wirth - that targets the LuaJIT backend. (GitHub)
Which is a lot less crazy than it might sound, because Oberon+ is a clean and effective programming language, and LuaJIT runs anywhere and is extremely fast and efficient because Mike Pall is a robot from the future.
- Apple broke the ability to back up the operating system on MacOS. (ShirtPocket)
You can't write a program to do this; you have to use the operating system itself.
The operating system itself is broken.
Apple is turning Macs, step by step, into iPhones that don't work.
- Cognitive load is what matters. (GitHub)
A system that does everything perfectly that nobody understands is infinitely fragile.
A system that is simple but broken can be fixed.
Disclaimer: In time, all systems become rococo, and then rubble.
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Friday, December 13
Forgotten Edition
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- Intel's second-generation "Battlemage" graphics cards are here and... They're actually pretty damn good. (Hot Hardware)
They're not perfect: Intel's drivers still hiccupped on a couple of games, resulting in slower than expected performance and some visual artifacts.
But the new B580 routinely outruns Nvidia and AMD cards costing 50% more. And it leaves Intel's previous generation A770 card in the dust on most tests, while using about half as much power.
And it delivers solid ray-tracing and AI performance. And it has 12GB of VRAM instead of the 8GB found on competitors like Nvidia's 4060 and AMD's 7600.
And it's cheaper at $249.
All in all, a good card at a good price, only let down by some minor driver issues. But the driver software has improved dramatically since the first generation of cards was launched, so those problems are likely to be fixed too.
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- Microsoft's Recall is back, and yes, it still takes screenshots of your sensitive information. (Tom's Hardware)
You can tell it not to. It does it anyway.
- Are LLMs capable of non-verbal reasoning? (Ars Technica)
As at least a dozen commenters point out, LLMs aren't capable of reasoning at all.
- New Zealand has scrapped all government investment in basic social science research. (Science)
The government has said if you can't use it to build things or blow them up, they're not interested and they're not giving you money.
- In Canada, euthanasia now accounts for 5% of all deaths. (BBC)
Euthanasia is only available for people who are terminally ill, or chronically ill, or mentally ill, or generally inconvenient.
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Thursday, December 12
Things That Make You Go Mmm Edition
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- Mad Matt Mullenweg reportedly flipped out after a judge granted WP Engine a preliminary injunction against WordPress. (404 Media)
WordPress is enjoined from requiring oaths of vengeance against WP Engine and from locking WP Engine and its employees and customers out of the open source services that WordPress provides.
I'll say it again: If you don't want to provide your service to everyone in the world, don't offer it as open source."It's hard to imagine wanting to continue to working on WordPress after this," he wrote in that Slack, according to a screenshot viewed by 404 Media. "I'm sick and disgusted to be legally compelled to provide free labor to an organization as parasitic and exploitive as WP Engine. I hope you all get what you and WP Engine wanted."
I've looked at the WordPress code recently. Sick and disgusted is unearned praise.
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- I'm sorry, Mario. Your death robot from the future is
in another castledown right now. (HackRead)
ChatGPT and the newly released Sora video creator from OpenAI went down for several hours. The cause of the outage is currently reported as "we don't know and if we did we wouldn't tell you".
- Speaking of Sora, a new AI that can create entire movies from a simple prompt - movies that last a maximum of twenty seconds because any longer and it goes insane - it looks like copyright lawsuits are back on the menu. (Tech Crunch)
They threw everything into this, including but not limited to Super Mario Bros and Pokemon.
This seems ill-advised.
- And speaking of Slack, GM told the employees if its Cruise subsidiary that it no longer has a Cruise subsidiary. (Tech Crunch)
The work will be absorbed into GM as a whole. The jobs... We don't know.
- If you have an Embodied Moxie robot, you have a $800 clown. (Ars Technica)
The company is not offering refunds because "we don't have any money left".In addition to the robot being bricked, Embodied noted that warranties, repair services, the corresponding parent app and guides, and support staff will no longer be accessible.
Specialised devices like this from small startups will always be high-risk. It's a bit like complaining that you can no longer buy ribbons for your 1923 Underwood typewriter, except faster.
- BadRAM breaks security on AMD servers by... Opening them up and installing a fake RAM module powered by a Pi Pico and a 9v battery. (Tom's Hardware)
What's interesting is that AMD has issued a software patch that protects against this.
- Italy's Datashield antipiracy system blocked another CDN IP address, inadvertently taking down a tech news site that has been noted for its criticism of Datashield. (TorrentFreak)
For very small values of "inadvertently".
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