A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Monday, September 30

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Daily News Stuff 30 September 2024

Desert Bus Stop Edition

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Tech News

  • MSI has confirmed that CUDIMMs work with AMD as well as Intel processors.  (Tom's Hardware)

    These are memory modules with clock regenerator chips onboard, allowing them to run stably at higher speeds - up to 9.6GHz currently, with even faster speeds promised.

    The problem is that they are otherwise still standard DDR5 modules, so to hit those speeds they have to run at much higher than normal voltages.


  • Kia's online dealer portal could be used to steal with the click of a button.  (Bleeping Computer)

    This has reportedly been fixed but who the hell thought that was a good idea?


  • Are software developers gaining from the miracle of generative AI?  No.  (CIO)

    Productivity has not improved, bugs have not been reduced, and developer burnout is as bad as ever.

    If anything, unfamiliar AI-generated code is making the situation worse.


  • Lenovo's 2024 Legion Y700 tablet is here.  (Liliputing)

    This is the only good small Android tablet on the market.  And when I say "on the market" I mean not on the market, because it is almost impossible to buy outside of China.

    Why?  I have no idea.

    Anyway, this model appears to remove the microSD card.  The previous update removed the headphone jack.

    Why?  Because fuck you, that's why.


  • After Unity committed suicide with its overbearing and larcenous new licensing terms, open-source competitor Godot had its moment in the sun.

    It just committed suicide in a very messy and public way.

    Godot's community manager went psychotically woke on Twitter, not just affirming LGBTQIA+ bullshit over everything else, but blocking users and hiding replies from anyone who dared to question this in even the most polite terms.

    Hundreds of people.  It just keeps going.

    And the CEO of Godot has gone into hiding.


Disclaimer: Fork Godot.

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Sunday, September 29

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Daily News Stuff 29 September 2024

Virtual Aquarium Edition

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  • In the ongoing legal dispute between Apple and Epic Games over Apple's theft of 30% of everything, Apple was ordered to produce a million documents relating to changes to the App Store.

    Apple asked for an extension to that deadline, following its habit of dragging out unfavourable cases forever.  (Tech Crunch)

    The judge was not having it.
    As Epic constantly points out, this document production is all downside for Apple because it relates to Apple’s alleged lack of compliance with the Court’s injunction. It is not in Apple’s interest to do any of this quickly. This is a classic moral hazard, and the way Apple announced out of the blue four days before the substantial completion deadline that it would not make that deadline because of a document count that it had surely been aware of for weeks hardly creates the impression that Apple is behaving responsibly.

    Apple’s request for an extension of time is DENIED. The deadline for the substantial completion of document production is Monday, September 30. It’s up to Apple to figure out how to meet that deadline, but Monday is indeed the deadline.
    Good to see.  I have no particular love for Epic Games, but Apple acts like a classic monopolist, constantly skirting the edge of open illegality.

Tech News



Pixy Was Watching

Quality Assurance in Another World.

The season ended as I expected, with nothing really resolved, but at least with most of our reluctant heroes reunited and Nikola taking a well-earned level in Badass.

No announcement of a second season, just a "To be continued?" card at the very end.

Fortunately, there is the manga, which apparently runs to about three seasons worth of material.




Disclaimer: No, there is no CharybdisDB.  I checked.

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Saturday, September 28

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Daily News Stuff 28 September 2024

Scorched Almond Edition

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  • What is going on in the WordPress war, from a former WP Engine employee.  (Josh Collinsworth)

    Matt Mullenweg is a co-founder of WordPress, and now heads up both WordPress.org, the open-source foundation that creates the WordPress application, and WordPress.com, the company that commercialises blog hosting.

    WP Engine is a competitor that also offers blog hosting, and has done for nearly fifteen years.  This is entirely legal because WordPress is open source.

    So Matt, fed up with a competitor existing at all, has used his position as head of the open-source project to benefit his position has head of the commercial operation by carpet-bombing that competitor:
    Matt had a problem with the landlords, so he carpet bombed the neighborhood.  He didn’t like Alderaan’s leaders, and so he fired the Death Star.  And now it doesn’t really matter what his original point was; he’s made himself the bad guy.
    And I do mean carpet-bombing:
    That post, crucially, went up on WordPress.org, which on its own seems questionable. WordPress.org is ostensibly the website for the nonprofit foundation; it’s supposed to exist topreventany one for-profit company from having too much power over the WordPress ecosystem. It’s supposed to be agnostic.

    Not only was that boundary ignored, but since the post was published as WordPress news, it was then syndicated to each and every WordPress admin dashboard in the world.

    Now, the WordPress software is garbage - not as much as it used to be, but still terrible - but until recently they weren't notably a garbage organisation.

    Now they've fixed that, and there are growing calls for Mullenweg to be tossed overboard before he sinks the ship.



Tech News



Disclaimer: Fire the Ripper Ray!

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Friday, September 27

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Daily News Stuff 27 September 2024

Ghost Of Ghost Edition

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Disclaimer: "; DROP TABLE user;

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Thursday, September 26

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Daily News Stuff 26 September 2024

Island Economy Edition

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Tech News 

  • Facebooks current smart glasses have everything you might want in a pair of smart glasses, except a display.  The company's new glasses codenamed Orion, do.  (The Verge)

    They're rather chunkier than the current model, but they're still at the prototype stage, and they look like you're wearing ugly glasses rather your head being eaten by a robot crab.


  • Samsung's new 990 Evo Plus SSDs are 45% faster than the existing 990 Evo models.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Because the existing models were slow.  "Only" 5GB per second.


  • Intel's Lunar Lake is here and it's not terrible.  (Ars Technica)

    Battery life is solid, and performance is not terrible.  It is just an eight-core chip though, and on heavy workloads like video editing and 3d rendering AMD's current twelve-core chips leave it in the dust, completing tasks around 60% faster.


  • Speaking of AMD the company's 9900X3D desktop chip is expected next month.  (Tom's Hardware)

    That's a pretty fast follow-up to the launch of the mainstream versions of Zen 5, but sales of those have been slow.  They're not bad chips, but AMD is competing with itself as well as Intel.

    An eight core 9700X is the same price as the previous generation's twelve core 7900X, while being significantly slower.


Disclaimer: May her rest be long and placid, she drank fluoroantimonic acid.

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Wednesday, September 25

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Daily News Stuff 25 September 2024

Launchtime Doubly So Edition

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Tech News

Disclaimer: I for one welcome our new radioactive AI overlords.

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Geek

Woof

Had a data error on one of the SSDs (non-redundant) on this server, causing ZFS to freak out and take everything offline.

Including all local snapshots.

At least the operating system is on a different drive, so the server kept running and I could just log right in and fix it.

I'm moving everything over to the new servers now before this one gives me another heart attack.  Those don't have redundant SSDs either, but there are two servers plus a separate backup server on a 10Gb VLAN.

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Tuesday, September 24

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Daily News Stuff 24 September 2024

Flu-Ridden Cow Leavings Edition

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  • AI superintelligence will be here in 20 years says Sam Altman who would never ever lie about such a thing.  (Ars Technica)
    "It is possible that we will have superintelligence in a few thousand days (!); it may take longer, but I’m confident we’ll get there," he wrote.
    Wanna bet, Sam?
    It's easy to criticize Altman's vagueness here; no one can truly predict the future, but Altman, as CEO of OpenAI, is likely privy to AI research techniques coming down the pipeline that aren't broadly known to the public.
    No.  He's not.
    So even when couched with a broad time frame, the claim comes from a noteworthy source in the AI field-albeit one who is heavily invested in making sure that AI progress does not stall.
    No.  It doesn't.
    Elsewhere in the essay, Altman frames our present era as the dawn of "The Intelligence Age," the next transformative technology era in human history, following the Stone Age, Agricultural Age, and Industrial Age. He credits the success of deep learning algorithms as the catalyst for this new era, stating simply: "How did we get to the doorstep of the next leap in prosperity? In three words: deep learning worked."
    The problem with that is that "deep learning" hasn't worked, and can't.  There's no point making ever larger and more expensive models - if there ever was - because we've run out of data to feed them.
    Not everyone shares Altman's optimism and enthusiasm. Computer scientist and frequent AI critic Grady Booch quoted Altman's "few thousand days" prediction and wrote on X, "I am so freaking tired of all the AI hype: it has no basis in reality and serves only to inflate valuations, inflame the public, garnet [sic] headlines, and distract from the real work going on in computing."
    Yes.


Tech News

  • Redis users are considering jumping ship.  (The Register)

    Redis used to be open source.  Now it isn't.

    Which is a problem for Redis.


  • Because now Valkey exists.  (Valkey)

    It only exists because Redis used to be open source, but Redis did use to be open source.

    Meaning that Valkey could take the last open source version of Redis, and create its own version.

    And then add features that Redis never had (like multi-threading) and then ship it as open source.

    The only thing Valkey can't do is stop being open source, which is a feature rather than a bug.


  • The Arc browser: Why you need a better browser than Chrome.  (The Verge)

    Chrome used to be the best.  Now it's...  Meh.

    Arc is designed to be an operating system for web applications.  Should you try it?
    So, the origin of The Browser Company is I was a political appointee in the Obama White House and after the 2016 election, I was personally devastated by the result. I felt like technology and the technology industry had an impact on the things I didn’t like, and I was very motivated to try to do something about it.
    No.


  • Intel's Razer Lake CPUs will follow after Nova Lake now that the Arrow Lake Refresh has been cancelled.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Look, I follow this stuff every single day, and if you told me that Veronica Lake was now set to follow Swan Lake because Rose Madder Lake had been cancelled I would have no idea whether that was real or not.


Disclaimer: Oh you'll take the high lake and I'll take the low lake...

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Monday, September 23

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Daily News Stuff 23 September 2024

More Where That Came From Edition

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Tech News

  • The entire human genome on a poker chip.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Ew.

    Etched by laser.

    Never mind.

    The storage device, using glass or quartz discs up to the size of a CD, can store up to 360TB and last more or less forever unless you hit them with a hammer.

    The problem is that you need a high power laser to write the data in the first place; you can't stamp them out in bulk.


  • Keeping Firewire alive on Linux.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Recent versions of Windows and MacOS have abandoned Firewire entirely, so if you need to maintain support for some unusual hardware device, Linux is really your only option.

    Or stick with Windows 10.


  • Running C code natively from JavaScript.  (The New Stack)

    You seem to be attempting to summon Cthulhu.  Would you like me to help with that?


  • Are Facebook's Ray Ban smart glasses actually not terrible?  (The Verge)

    Yes, they're marketed as AI, but what's more important is that they contain a microphone, a camera, and speakers, all of which work - and reportedly work pretty well - without any AI bullshit.

    And they're glasses; they don't cover most of your face and make your neck hurt.  If you already wear glasses you can get them with your prescription.

    And they cost $299, not $3499.

    What they don't have in their current iteration is a display.  There are other smart glasses like this that do have displays - not full VR but little HUDs, which can be very useful.

    If these features can come together maybe the Apple Vision Pro can quietly die and be forgotten.

Something Important Was Forgotten Video of the Day




Disclaimer: Or noisily.  All the same to me.

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Sunday, September 22

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Daily News Stuff 22 September 2024

Dooby Doo Edition

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Tech News

Not At All Tech News

The stages of vtuber graduation:

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
4. Signing up for a six month subscription in advance


For those keeping track:

Kiryu Coco -> Kson*
Pikamee -> Henya
Selen Tatsuki -> Dokibird*
Pomu Rainpuff -> Maid Mint*
Yozora Mel -> Rica (@ricaaach)*
Amelia Watson -> Dooby3d**


* Their previous/simultaneous personal accounts
** A rename of their previous personal account


Disclaimer: REEEEEE!

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