Friday, August 26

Rant

Bring Back The Flying Lawnmowers!

The not-so-good side of Western Civilisation, all wrapped up and tied in a bow:
Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle.

His rugby tackle sent Pam, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California.

Concerned security men grabbed the comedian and dragged him into the sea.

Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her Golden Retriever Star to Chihuahua Luca.

(Via Andrea Harris and James Lileks)

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1 Which, the assault or the dogs' wedding?

Posted by: Mitch H. at Friday, August 26 2005 10:42 AM (iTVQj)

2 Is it legal for dogs to get married? Oh, wait--it's California. Do they do it for the tax incentives?

Posted by: Susie at Friday, August 26 2005 11:20 AM (nekkG)

3 So, would that mixed breed be a Golden Chihuahua or a Chihuahua Retriever? That's one ugly dog, either way.

Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, August 26 2005 11:25 AM (+rGmJ)

4 Comedian or not, it sounds like there's grounds for prosecution. I wonder how funny he'd be in jail.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Friday, August 26 2005 11:55 AM (CJBEv)

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