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Wednesday, April 24


Daily Tech News 24 April 2024

Biscuit Eve Edition

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Disclaimer: Don't eat pink or brown snow either.

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Tuesday, April 23


Daily News Stuff 23 April 2024

Antidiestablishplanarianism Edition

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  • Australia has elbowed Brazil out of the way and decided that it is going to be the new global censor.  (MSN)

    An Australian federal court has ordered Twitter and Facebook to take down a video wherein a Christian bishop was stabbed in his own church by a Usual Suspect...  Globally.

    You are not permitted to know that this happened, because it might, I don't know, look bad for Usual Suspects.

    (Note that the other recent stabbing in Sydney that made the news was a random mentally ill man, who, while known to the police, was not a Usual Suspect.)

    In the ensuing brouhaha a senator from Tasmania has asserted that Elon Musk should go to jail and Australia's nominally conservative party leader has covered himself in shit and offered full-throated support for the nonsense.

    Sorry.  I didn't vote for any of these idiots.

  • Journalists for Censorship has also given this their thumbs up.  (The Register)

    "I never thought the leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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  • Meanwhile the US government is not only spying on you, it is forcing everyone else to spy on you.  (Ars Technica)

    I have a solution: Attach the video of that stabbing in Sydney to every email and tweet you send.

  • DDR5 now officially goes to 11...  Um, 8800.  (AnandTech)

    Previously the specification only covered speeds up to 6400MHz, but now there's an official standard for 8800MHz RAM.

    Which used to be a lot.

  • Huawei wants to take its "home grown" HarmonyOS global.  (The Register)

    It's Android.

    It's a bad version of Android.

    The first review version they shipped still said "Android" in many places.

  • Hands on with Tiny11Builder - debloating Windows 11.  (Thurrott.com)

    This looks like far too much work given the price of SSDs these days.

    Though given that my laptop spat out its new SSD, maybe.

  • In lighter news, someone has found a solution to the AI porn bots plaguing Twitter right now: Literally Hitler.  (Twitter)

    The bots are using commercially available AI services, and if you post anything relating to Hitler they melt down and instead of being invited to view fifth-rate porn you get a flood of replies saying:
    I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfil this request as it promotes a hateful and negative ideology.  Please let me know how I can assist you with another topic.  #cool
    It's like dealing with vampires, only you use swastikas instead of crosses.

Disclaimer: Given how things are going, you might want to stock up on both.

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Monday, April 22


Daily News Stuff 22 April 2024

Et Tu M.2 Edition

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  • Is the Minisforum V3 any good?  Yes.  (Notebook Check)

    It looks good on paper, and it also looks good in actual use.

    The one shortcoming is the battery life, which is only around six hours due the the high idle power draw - about twice that of a Microsoft Surface tablet.

    That's likely to be an issue with the BIOS on the review model not putting the CPU into the proper sleep state, but as of today it is something you need to be concerned about.

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  • If you're worried about the disappearance of the Z80, don't be: There's a project to produce an open-source version.  (GitHub)

    It's being produced as part of TinyTapeout and the chip measures 320x200 micrometers when produced on an ancient (and therefore cheap) 130nm process.

  • I mean, who doesn't need a 256-core carryon?  (Tom's Hardware)

    This squishes two 128-core servers each with 2TB of RAM into the size of a regular carry-on bag.

    There aren't many people who need to be able to grab that amount of compute power, jump onto a plan, and just plug it in wherever they land, but the people who need it really need it.

  • Asus laptop update: It's dead easy to open and upgrade.  Modern laptop covers are held in place with plastic clips as well as screws, and those clips can be a massive pain.  In this case not so much; pry the first one open, and then just keep levering it gently until it's free.

    Worth noting that the four short screws all go at the front.

    Anyway, installed the extra 32GB of RAM, booted it up with the cover off, and it worked just fine and showed 40GB of RAM (it has 8GB soldered in place and one free slot).

    Next up I swapped the SSD.  Powered on and BIOS recognised the new device, so I closed it all back up and plugged in the recovery drive.

    Which told be to go jump in a lake.

    So I plugged in the Windows 11 install drive.

    Which also told me to go jump in a lake.

    I have some Windows 11 install tricks to try, and failing that, a couple of spare SSDs.

    But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code?  You're not short of space for proper error messages, guys.

Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why.

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Sunday, April 21


Daily News Stuff 21 April 2024

Oops Edition

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Disclaimer: A problem occurred.

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Saturday, April 20


Daily News Stuff 20 April 2024

Still Life With Anteater Edition

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Disclaimer: I am a very strange loop.

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Friday, April 19


Daily News Stuff 19 April 2024

End of the World Edition

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  • Grok keeps making up news stories.  (Ars Technica)

    So does the entire mainstream media - and the tech media including Ars Technica - but nobody mentions that.

    That said, they're not wrong.  I've pointed this out on Twitter myself.  In one case it decided six victims in a murder spree weren't enough and added another nine.

  • Testing Intel's Core i5-14400 low-mid-range CPU.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Personally I'd spend the extra few dollars to move up to the 14500 - which has four extra E cores - but for many people it won't make any difference and you might as well save the money.

    It's, well, it's fine.  And it runs fine with cheaper DDR4 memory, not just with DDR5.  And when I say fine, I mean spectacularly fast compared to anything even a few years old no matter how expensive.

    If you're aiming at gaming performance (and don't already have an Intel motherboard) it's worth paying another $20 for AMD's Ryzen 5700X3D.  It also uses cheaper DDR4 RAM and the performance boost is around 30%.

  • What would happen if a USB cable company built a NAS?  (Kickstarter)

    In the case of the UGREEN NASync, the answer is...  It's really good.

    The software (a fork of Debian) is still in development, but if you just want your NAS to be a NAS, it just works.

    You can install your own operating system, but it's currently not easy.  And you might need one of the higher end models that have a separate - removable - SSD for the operating system.

Disclaimer: The distance from Agano station to Ikebukuro is 58.9km.  Agano Station itself is the terminus for the Seibu Ikebukuro line and the Seibu Chichibu extension line.  The distance from Agano Station to Higashi-Agano, the next station inwards on the line towards Ikebukuro, is 5.1km and can be walked in about an hour.

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Thursday, April 18


Daily News Stuff 18 April 2024

Mostly Dead Edition

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Train to the End of the World

I'm not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't this.

End of episode one, and the gang is off to Iscandar Ikebukuro to save the world uh, no, that part was correct.

Some gorgeous animation, great music, strong voice acting, and I somehow think someone on the production staff likes trains.

Disclaimer: Google, Google, you can't hide!
You're accused of genocide!
Google, Google, you can't fire us!
No-one else would ever hire us!

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Wednesday, April 17


Daily News Stuff 17 April 2024

Ship Shipping Ships Edition

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  • The modern world depends on a handful of ships.  (The Verge)

    Specifically, the 22 ships designed and dedicated to repairing the undersea cables that make the internet inter.

    It's a good article, and it covers the whole history of undersea cables and cable repair:
    Field fared no better. Twelve years after he began, he had endured severed cables, near sinkings, and had one "success”: a cable laid in 1858 that prompted celebrations so enthusiastic that revelers set fire to New York City Hall. The cable failed weeks later.
    We need more of this.

    The only problem is that as you scroll through it, every so often it hits an image gallery and scrolls sideways.

    I'm impressed they found something worse than the experimental UI over at YouTube.

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Disclaimer: Rubber ducky, joy of joys; when I squeeze you, you make noise.

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Tuesday, April 16


Daily News Stuff 16 April 2024

Bonfire of the Bathroom Vanities Edition

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Monday, April 15


Daily News Stuff 15 April 2024

Mineflation Edition

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  • Axios sees artificial intelligence coming, and is shifting its strategy. (Seattle Times) (archive site)
    In the view of Jim VandeHei, CEO of Axios, artificial intelligence will "eviscerate the weak, the ordinary, the unprepared in media."
    Which is all of them. Yes, obviously Axios, but who is there in that industry that doesn't fit at least two out of three of those categories?
    VandeHei says the only way for media companies to survive is to focus on delivering journalistic expertise, trusted content and in-person human connection.
    Stop laughing, this is serious.
    "Fast forward five to 10 years from now and we’re living in this AI-dominated virtual world - who are the couple of players in the media space offering smart, sane content who are thriving?" he added. "It damn well better be us."
    Axios is a money-bleeding garbage mill, and always has been. As competition for stochastic garbage heats up and AI delivers for pennies a year what takes a six-figure salary for pompous overeducated leftists, we can only hope to see the evisceration VandeHei envisages.

    I wonder if bidding has opened on the hotdog concession.
    The company has also introduced a $1,000-a-year membership program around some of its journalists that will offer exclusive reporting, events and networking.

    "We're not prostitutes," said VandeHei. "Or if we are, we're the kind that expects you to shower first."

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  • The purpose of a system is what it does: Maria Cantwell ran for the Senate promising privacy legislation. She has spent the 24 years since then blocking all efforts towards it. (Washington Post) (archive site)

    If you deliver what you promised, they don't need you anymore.

  • Is that 368TB portable SSD just not the same as it was yesterday? Here's a 30,000TB tape library. (Tom's Hardware)

    That used to be a lot.

    The article says 75,000TB, but that includes compression, and I don't know who exactly has 75,000TB of data that isn't already compressed in some manner.

  • Minecraft modpack update: The squirrels in Luminous are animated better than the ones in Zoo Architect.

    Since both are working I'm not fussed.  Also the ones in Luminous come in four colour variants, which fits the theme of the mod.  There are new variants for almost all the common mobs - sheep, cows, pigs, chickens, cats, and wolves - plus new zombies, skeletons, creepers, endermen, golems, and spiders.

    No crashes in the latest test world.  It loads and runs - just - in 4GB of heap.  Looking pretty good at this point.

    I put Blue Skies and The Undergarden back in, along with Aether Redux; I'd previously taken them out due to their size but it seems okay now.  That took the base heap size from 3.3GB to 3.6GB; I'm running with a heap limit of 6GB.

Disclaimer: Slow news is good news, at least when you're a sysadmin and you don't get to sleep when something "exciting" is happening in the tech world.

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