What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
Wednesday, March 22
Counting Down
To the big two. Any minute now, the 2,000,000th trackback will bounce off the
munu spam filter.
That's since November.
Spammers suck. But they suck less with Snark™.
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Guys
Just because you're a little behind in doing the laundry is no excuse for wearing your girlfriend's clothes. A violet singlet with a plunging neckline might look great on her, but trust me, it doesn't suit you.
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Outsmarted By A Little Blue Frog
Since I have nothing better to do, I thought I'd bring back my
Anime video clips. So I fixed up Blog Torrent, set up a seed, and clicked the link on my notebook to check that everything was working.
And I got a download speed of two megabytes per second.
Azureus worked out that the seed was accessible on my wireless network, and went straight there rather than going out onto the internet.
Fortunately, I also have wireless internet, and that confirmed that the seed really was working.
So go for it!
By the way, if you have your own collection of clips that you would be willing to donate to be torrentified, drop me a comment. I'm kind of addicted to these things.
Of what's there now, my favourites:
The opening of Nanaka 6/17.
The closing of Popotan.
The opening and closing of Shinobuden.
The opening of Pretty Cure. The closing isn't bad either.
The opening of Tsukuyomi Moon Phase.
The opening and closing of Kamichu, the best anime of 2005.
And of course, the opening of Tiny Snow Fairy Sugar (aka Sugar, A Little Snow Fairy) which is a work of kawaii genius.
Oh yes, and the opening of Mama Is A 4th Grader. Steven Den Beste is wont to say that we are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese (in reference to some particularly bizarre bit of their popular culture), but I think there's little to worry about with a culture that can produce something like this.
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If you want kawaii genius and good music, you should include the OP for Bottle Fairy.
And "Mama is a 4th Grader" definitely sounds fear-inducing to me.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Thursday, March 23 2006 02:31 AM (+rSRq)
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Speak not his name lest he appear. :)
Bottle Fairy is in there.
When I first posted these, I referred to Mama is a 4th Grader as
[a] gritty study of pre-teen pregnancy in the slums of Osaka.
Which is, perhaps, not entirely accurate. The
AnimeNfo page has a good capsule summary which doesn't give too much away, since all the events described happen in the first episode.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, March 23 2006 02:47 AM (RbYVY)
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Don't forget about the uberkawaii "Funky Cat Maybe." Can punch bloodsugar levels into dangerous territory in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thursday, March 23 2006 02:48 AM (7+BNY)
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Yeah, I'll put that up too. I've installed a new torrent manager, so I'll be uploading more stuff soon.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, March 23 2006 02:56 AM (RbYVY)
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I suspect you don't want to be flooded with suggestions, but here's one more: the ED for Happy Lesson TV. (Dancing chibis! Kisaragi dancing to her own beat!)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Thursday, March 23 2006 09:06 AM (+rSRq)
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Oh, flood away! If I have a source for it, I'll put it up.
Happy Lesson is done.
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Mama Is A 4th Grader
I read that as "Mama Is A 4th Gender" at first.
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Tuesday, March 21
Done
I've finished the Neverwinter Nights campaigns. Mephistofleas is reduced to an unpleasant stain on the cobblestones of Waterdeep, Aribubble is reredeemed, and the Underdark has been made safe for Mind Flayers once more.
So I'll be around here a bit more. I'm also back to working on Minx, though I didn't ever stop work entirely. I've quietly replaced the database, the editor, the template engine, and the web framework - which basically means nothing of the original is left except for my accelerated options parser. I'm taking some time off next month with the aim of getting a demo version up and running, so watch this space for news on that.
Of course, the Xbox 360 lands in Australia this Thursday, so my plans may yet be derailed. At least I won't be moving house any time soon...
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Shame, too, that Oblivion is out for the 360. I'd ask if you succumb to that PARTICULAR form of methamphetamine substitute, but i can guess. If we don't hear from you for a few months, we'll know why.
Posted by: tommy at Wednesday, March 22 2006 10:56 AM (ZIRzQ)
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I never got into Morrowind, so I don't know if I'll bother with Oblivion.
Now, when Neverwinter Nights 2 comes out in June (or thereabouts), that might be a problem. I'm avoiding Stormreach for that very reason, but with NWN2 I can build my own persistent world and host it at munu.
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But Stormreach is out now. Waiting for you to enter its portal for a small monthly tithe. :)
I've read about the combat in D&Do. Don't know if I like the way they've implemented hand to hand combat.
Hand to hand is tedious enough in WoW.
But its certainly very purty to look at.
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It is that. NWN2 is looking pretty nice as well. Only problem is that my notebook already struggles with NWN, so NWN2 is going to
kill it. And persuading you-know-who that I need
one of these is going to be tough.
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Till then, there's always the fan-made NWN campaigns. They follow Sturgeon's law, but there are some very well-written exceptions - much better than the official campaigns, not that that's a high standard, though.
http://nwvault.ign.com/fms/TopRated.php?content=modules
I've been away from that particular scene for some time, but I do recommend Rick Burton's unfinished Paladin trilogy (Twilight, Midnight, and the sadly unfinished Dawn). He does have a good excuse for the delay, though - Bioware hired him as a designer on the strength of these modules.
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Reflections On The Tiny Lizard That Scurried Out Of My Way As I Was Heading To The Shops Yesterday Afternoon
Or, On Being The Wrong Size
So here's me, 175cm tall and eighty kilograms, and here's my fellow vertebrate, all of two inches long and weighing maybe a gram.
Which led me to musing. With all the problems of the world becoming overcrowded and resources running out, wouldn't things be better if we were smaller? What really counts is our brains, right?
So, we replace our brains with self-assembling nanotech (or possibly quantum) systems that are a thousand times more computationally efficient. That means that for the same level of intelligence, we only need one thousandth the amount of brain - and one thousandth the body mass to support it. Which means a thousand times less impact on the environment.
Since we'd be ten times smaller (lengthwise), we'd each want one hundredth the living area we currently do. That means that with current crowding levels we could increase our world population to 660 billion while consuming just one tenth our current resources.
This has obvious advantages: With 12 billion Japanese, the amount of anime produced would be huge. Blockbuster movies like The Lord of the Rings would be a dime a dozen, thanks to the massive new audience available.
There's other, less obvious rewards. Ever fallen and hurt yourself? No more! It will be impossible to hurt yourself just by tripping over something - your centre of mass is only three inches off the ground. And while your bones and tendons are now a hundred times weaker, they only need to support one thousandth the weight, so they are proportionally ten times stronger.
And the downside? Well, JBS Haldane wrote about this nearly eighty years ago. One is temperature regulation; we are warm-blooded and need to eat to maintain our temperature. As much smaller creatures, we would lose body heat much more rapidly, because the ratio of surface area to volume has increased. But that's a fairly straightforward problem for an advanced civilisation; we already have reverse-cycle air conditioning. (And clothes, for that matter.)
The eye is somewhat less tractable, but not impossible. With a hundred times less retinal area, we have a hundred times fewer pixels; in linear terms our visual resolution would be ten times worse. But by extending our vision down to UVc, we can regain a factor of four right away. We'd need to adjust our colour processing and radiation-harden the retina, but that's no big deal. Fixing the existing imperfections in the eye - more to do with the lens than the retina - would apparently buy us another factor of two or three in acuity, which would bring us back to roughly current standards. And if that's not quite enough, we can always go the BESM* route, like anime girls and tarsiers.
The more I think about it, the better it sounds. I think government funding for a research program - involving large amounts of anime, tarsiers, and high-powered computers - is definitely called for.
(Read the Haldane article all the way to the end, by the way. I first read this when I was sixteen, and had long forgotten the origin of my ideas on the information-processing problems inherent in communism. This is it.)
* Big eyes, small mouth.
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Of course then we have the whole Irwin Allen - Land of the Giants problem.
That harmless little invertebrate becomes a hazard. A saltwater croc becomes godzilla. Imagine dealing with ants or preying mantis ! Eeek.
WOW! We could use all those old cheesy 50s and 60s B movies as guides.
Posted by: Andrew at Tuesday, March 21 2006 06:42 PM (RWEVY)
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Heh. You could remake King Kong on a budget of $5K at the local petting zoo. :)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, March 21 2006 08:13 PM (RbYVY)
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And kitty cats are no longer quite so cute.
Visions of the Goodies episode with the giant kitten.
Nice giant kitty. Stay there. Good kitty.
AAARGH !!! RUN AWAY !!!
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Wednesday, March 15
Pixy 6, Dragons 0
The previous post notwithstanding, an 18th-level pixie* Sorceror/Monk/Paladin is kind of fun to play, particularly when you can't rely on any other members of your party when you're facing down a blue dragon. You're a bleedin' 16th level half-orc Barbarian, and first sign of scales you run away screaming like a girl.
Pfft.
Anyway, I beat the stuffing out of it, unarmed and unarmoured.** Then I thought of something:
In the various encounters with dragons in the Neverwinter Nights official adventures, one common point is that as soon as you attack the dragon, the door locks behind you so that you can't retreat beyond the dragon's reach and attack it from a safe distance, which is exactly what any adventurer with an ounce of sense would do. Because otherwise one person with a quiver full of arrows of piercing, a +2 bow, and a ring of fire resistance could take out an ancient red dragon, no trouble.
Makes sense from a point of game balance. Only... If the dragons can't get out, how did they get in?
* Thanks to the NWN Player Resource Consortium for adding pixie support to Neverwinter Nights. Works great - except that I'm permanently polymorphed into a halfling because otherwise the pixie twinkles drive me crazy.
** There's this lovely little scene at the start of Hordes of the Underdark where a drow thief steals all your gear. They do this to make sure you don't bring in superpowered items from other adventures. Of course, I was carrying roughly 800 pounds of equipment in 20 magic bags and 5 bags of holding, so this was just a little irritating.
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Only... If the dragons can't get out, how did they get in?
Metaphysics.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thursday, March 16 2006 01:34 AM (+FLIL)
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Can we expect to see screens of said pixie beating the stuffing out of things?
Posted by: Will at Thursday, March 16 2006 02:26 PM (SOx9v)
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I loved Neverwinter Nights! And yes, you have to get really creative hiding behind iron fences to keep whacking away at the dragons. Annoying buggers they are. Sometimes my heart would get to racing and I'd have to retire to the living room to calm down before going back to the computer.
Have you read any of R.A. Salvatore's books on Icewind Dale and the ensuing stories about the black elf Drzzzt? Excellent stories.
Posted by: Oyster at Saturday, March 18 2006 08:55 AM (YudAC)
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I did take a screenshot of me (uh... my character) facing down a green dragon. I'm 3 foot nothing in heels, so there's quite a contrast there.
I'm playing Hordes of the Underdark now, and I've just got the thingy that lets me polymorph into a pixie...
Slightly redundant, that.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, March 20 2006 11:13 PM (RbYVY)
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Thought For The Day
1st Edition kicks 3.5 Edition's butt.
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Heh. As is obvious to the most casual observer.
Except for one thing: money for the publisher. 1st edition, you needed basically 3 books for the group, with maybe a couple more players handbooks. Now, you need a zillion different books, so you have access to every random feat and prestige class imaginable.
Posted by: owlish at Wednesday, March 15 2006 11:19 AM (dVBGe)
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Playing 3.5 would mean permanently being at the DM's house.
The DM would need a small van to shift the entire set if they were to play anywhere else. :)
Posted by: Andrew at Wednesday, March 15 2006 07:16 PM (RWEVY)
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DARN skippy. Particularly my autographed copies of the MM, PH, and DMG!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thursday, March 16 2006 01:32 AM (+FLIL)
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You bastard!
Oh well. At least I have the original copyright-infringing Deities and Demigods.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, March 16 2006 03:13 AM (RbYVY)
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Pixy, I've got that, too, just not autographed. What can I say? My best friend's father did some work with TSR...
Heck, I've got an copy of
Snit's Revenge signed by Tom Wham, too!
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Monday, March 06
It's The World Wide Web, You Maggots
I've been playing with the trial version of Paint Shop Pro X, and it does almost everything I want, so I decided to buy it. Online price is only US$89, and they throw in a free copy of Animation Shop 3. I don't know if I even
want Animation Shop, but hey, it's free.
So I log in and start placing my order, and add a couple of extras (two resource kits for the price of one, $29.95), and then I get to the name-and-address part, and it won't let me choose Australia for my country.
Because it's the US and Canada online store. Only.
Hmm. I try corel.com.au. Wow, they must have spent minutes setting up that site. But at least they have an online store. Shame that it doesn't actually work.
So I take a quick look at a couple of online computer stores here in Oz. They want AU$249 - just over twice the US price at current exchange rates. (And that's discounted - RRP is AU$299.)
Really smooth distribution channel you've got there, guys.
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Posted by: Ray at Tuesday, March 07 2006 03:23 AM (kET0Q)
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Which illustrates how crazy the situation is. $80 for the software, $40 for shipping.
I don't need a box with a CD. I don't
want a box with a CD. I have too many boxes and too many CDs.
I don't even need to download it. I've
already downloaded it. All I need is an activation key.
But no.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, March 07 2006 05:17 AM (Ob+DM)
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Heh.. I've been using GIMP for Windows, lately. The newest version isn't too bad, once you get used to the way they've molested the Windows interface. I've already used it to create several animated GIFs.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian at Wednesday, March 08 2006 12:58 AM (IOFN3)
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**cough** keygen **cough**
Sorry, when a company is this Internet-inept and customer-unfriendly, they deserve to lose the sale. And that's said as a Canadian about a Canadian company.
Morons.
Paul
Posted by: Light & Dark at Wednesday, March 08 2006 05:31 AM (M9GWX)
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I was denied for comment content. So I'll try this again- I have IIX, and the key to it. If you'd be content with that, I could condense and send it.
Posted by: L. at Friday, March 10 2006 11:49 PM (V8C2g)
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Thanks for the offer, but no.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Saturday, March 11 2006 03:35 AM (RbYVY)
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It wasn't always like this. Prior to Corel's buyout of Jasc, anybody could order Paint Shop Pro from their website.
On the upside, you might be able to find a full legal copy of prior versions (e.g. PSP8) on those CDs that come with computer magazines.
Posted by: Jojo at Sunday, March 12 2006 07:09 AM (D0Q7l)
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That doesn't surprise me.
A small company like Jasc doesn't care about distribution channels; a sale is a sale.
A huge company like Microsoft can get the distribution channels to work - more or less - everywhere in the world.
It's medium-sized companies like Corel that tend to suffer from this particular problem.
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Pixy, did you ever get your program?
Posted by: MLynn at Sunday, March 19 2006 02:15 PM (03mn7)
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No. We hates them. We hates them forever.
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Saturday, March 04
Two Questions
Why is my notebook not charging?
And where is that squeaking sound coming from?
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I think it means that the hamster is complaining instead of running inside the wheel, hence no power is being generated to charge your notebook.
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The squeaking may be an overloaded switching power supply, overloaded because it's trying to work into a short circuit, possibly a faulty capacitor that's become a resistor in its old age, or a battery pack that has shorted.
The sound is audible because under excessive load the operating frequency of a switching power supply drops down into the human audible range. In normal operation the power supply switches at > 20 KHz (some > 80 KHz). This allows smaller, lighter, cheaper transformers, chokes, and capacitors to be used versus the huge iron boatanchor components in line-frequency power supplies.
My response presumes that your question is serious, and that you didn't already know about switching power supplies.
Posted by: Timothy Fox at Saturday, March 04 2006 11:37 AM (vl/lL)
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Or, you might have a leak in your battery. That happened to a guy's laptop at a consulting company where I worked (though it was a long while ago and I would think batteries have gotten better/safer).
If you're in the next room and you hear an explosion (from the build-up of leaking hydrogen), that was probably it. On the other hand, if it stops squeaking and starts to smell funny then the hamster is probably dead.
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Tim - yeah, I guessed something along those lines. I didn't know the switching frequency was that high, though.
Fortunately it turned out that it's something in the power supply that failed. It was expensive to replace, but cheaper than getting the notebook fixed.
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Pixi the Jawa report is activn funny coment boxes not working. On M if I view a comment it says entry does not exeist when referencing which post the comment belongs to. Also got a "fruitcake err". I was sighned on to M wnd downstairs and came back. it was hung trying to sign ack on it said "furitcakee err too many connections. Strange strange. Just thoouhgt I shoukld let you know. the home page looks OK. I'll email Rusty too.
Posted by: Howie at Sunday, March 05 2006 08:29 PM (D3+20)
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Sorry! The database disk filled up (see
here for more details). I've cleared it out now and everything should be working again.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, March 05 2006 08:55 PM (1m0PA)
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Pixy, have you noticed we haven't seen Boo in a long while?
Posted by: Wonderduck at Tuesday, March 07 2006 01:42 AM (+FLIL)
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I found a patch recently that makes him a playable character. :)
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Aha!
There was a partial short in the power connector on the notebook if you pushed the plug in too hard. Once I fixed that, it started working again. Now I have two power supplies. :)
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