Yes.
Everything's going to be fine.
Thursday, May 16
Wheel Of Fish Edition
Top Story
- Google is adding an AI feature to Android that will listen in on your calls and interrupt you. (Ars Technica)
Specifically it will interrupt you if it thinks you are being scammed.
Which, well, I don't need it since I never answer the phone.
You don't need it.
But there are certainly people who would benefit from this, and there's a slim chance that Google won't screw this up, so let's see what happens.
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- Making a Postgres query 1000 times faster. (Mattermost)}
Okay, yes, fine, but the answer was completely obvious.
- Swift sucks at web serving - or does it. (Wade Tregaskis)
A little more in depth - particularly when the author finds bugs in the benchmarking tool - but if you're going to test thousands of simultaneous network connects you really should check that your computer allows you to make thousands of simultaneous network connections.
- Introducing F-UTF-8. (GitHub)
F-UTF-8 is 100% UTF-8 compliant while being as annoying as possible.
And while UTF-8 is compatible with ASCII and F-UTF-8 is compatible with UTF-8, F-UTF-8 is as far from compatible with ASCII as it is possible to be.
- Two MIT students stole $25 million from arbitrageurs on Ethereum in the span of twelve seconds in a combination front-running / transaction sequencing attack and then got caught because they didn't pay taxes on it. (Ars Technica)
Oops.
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Wednesday, May 15
Potato Edition
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- Qualcomm is bringing support for its upcoming Snapdragon X CPUs to Linux, and by "is bringing", I mean "has brought". (Liliputing)
I hope these chips are as good as they seem on paper. They'll likely be slower than Apple's M4, but you'll be able to buy them and do whatever you want with them, without paying a 1200% markup on RAM upgrades.
You can run Linux on Arm-based Macs too, but Apple's involvement in that project only goes as far as not suing the people working on it.
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- Samsung and Hynix have stopped making DDR3 RAM, focusing instead on the far more profitable HBM3 modules for AI systems. (Tom's Hardware)
I didn't know they were still actively producing DDR3 memory. It's available for sale, but since DDR4 appeared in 2014, I assumed that was just old stock they couldn't shift.
- VMWare's Workstation and Fusion desktop virtualisation packages are now free for personal use. (The Register)
These are generally pretty good, though I don't know how much effort Broadcom will put into updating them going forward.
- Amazon has a trailer up for season two of its half-billion-dollar flop, The Rings of Power. (Ars Technica)
Nobody knows why.
- Google's new Gemini Pro in Workspace Labs summarises your email so you can delete it without reading either the email or the summary. (Ars Technica)
As a paid upgrade it will just lose your email automatically.
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Tuesday, May 14
Witchflixn't Edition
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- Dell spilled all the beans, leaking details of the next four generations of Intel's laptop CPUs and some future Nvidia GPUs as well. (Tom's Hardware)
They're pretty boring beans, but Dell spilled them anyway.
- Dell also spilled Qualcomm's beans, including wholesale pricing. (Tom's Hardware)
The upcoming X Elite Arm-based CPUs will have similar performance to Intel's current laptop chips, use half the power, and even better, cost half as much.
Tech News
- What do we want? Mmff mff! When do we want it ? Myow. (Wired) (archive site)
AI protesters don't know what they want, except to protest.
- Apple's 2024 iPad Air is pretty good. Don't buy it. (The Verge)
If you need a new iPad, buy the iPad. It's two years old, but it's cheap (ish) and it does what you need a tablet to do.
If someone else is paying, get the iPad Pro, because why not?
And if you already have a tablet that works, there's no reason to upgrade at all.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today it's Haachama. She's a bit confused but she has the right spirit.
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Monday, May 13
X Marks The Plot Edition
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- Twitter has won a significant victory as an Australia federal judge has told Australia's e-Safety commission to fuck off. (Sky News)
Our e-Safety commissioner - a Yankee import and former Twitter censor - wanted to block video of the stabbing attack of a Sydney bishop from viewers worldwide.
Justice Geoffrey Kennett today said, and I quote, Nah.
Or more precisely:The application to extend the interlocutory injunction granted on 22 April 2024 (as extended on 24 April 2024) is refused.
Which is federal judgespeak for Nah.
- Meanwhile Australia plans to continue expanding the extraction and exports of natural gas through to at least 2050, by which time everyone will have been dead for 38 years. (BBC)
This is annoying all the right people.
Tech News
- Leaked details of Intel's upcoming Arrow Lake desktop CPUs indicate that the company is abandoning hyper-threading. (Forbes)
Hyper-threading allows a single core to work on two tasks at once, or almost at once, interleaving instructions from two different programs on alternate cycles.
This improves overall performance by around 20%, but at the cost of increased complexity and power consumption and the introduction of subtle security issues.
Since Intel's new efficiency cores run at about the same speed as each thread on a hyper-threaded performance core - but use half as much space on the chip to do it - removing hyper-threading at this point makes perfect sense for Intel.
AMD doesn't have efficiency cores as such. It has its "c" cores, where c probably stands for compact, but they are functionally identical to the full-sized cores and include hyper-threading themselves.
- Workers at the Towson, Maryland Apple Store have voted to authorise a strike. (Tech Crunch)
Right you are then. Have fun.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today's song is Rhythm by former Prism Project member, pocket-sized singer/songwriter/audio engineer Pina Pengin. Prism was a small vtuber agency that was taken up by Sony Music and then dropped, hard, a year later.
In the space of a year Sony went from owning four vtuber agencies to just one, Vee.
Thankfully all the talents under Prism were given their model and channels so they could continue their careers as independents. Which they are doing. Inimitably.
Don't ask about Luto. She's Australian.
I mean, so is Sara, but we don't hold it against her.
Disclaimer: So is Nana Asteria. In fact, Prism had a dangerously high concentration of Aussies, and one Kiwi.
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Sunday, May 12
Singing Horses Edition
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- If you have an Asus anything, better hope it doesn't need to be repaired. (Tom's Hardware)
There's a video at the end of the post providing background, but among other scams, Asus wanted around $2700 to replace just the power connector on an RTX 4090 - a well-documented problem with these cards - and $200 for a literally microscopic scratch on an Ally Z1 gaming device.
In that case the device was sent in to repair a broken joystick, and not only did Asus not offer to repair the joystick, they threatened to send the device back disassembled if the customer didn't cough up.
This didn't go down too well because the customer in question was a hardware review channel with more than two million subscribers.
- My new laptop is an Asus.
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- Swiss company Climeworks unveiled its new "Mammoth" plant in Iceland, which... Is basically a tree, only large, noisy, ugly, and expensive. (CNN)
So it's a plant that does what a plant does, except worse in every possible way.
- ARM desktop PCs are definitely coming, says ARM. (Tom's Hardware)
Uh huh.
- The Incredible KIMplement is a KIM-1 emulator... That runs on a Commodore 64. (OldVCR)
It's a fully virtualised 6502 running on a 6502.
This is like constructing a replica 1950s washing machine where every component is itself a 1950s washing machine.
If that doesn't make much sense, then yes.
- Gaze upon Dell's leaked Qualcomm X-Elite powered laptops. (The Verge)
Gaze, you filthy peasants. Gaze.
- OpenAI's ChatGPT announcement: What we know so far. (Tech Crunch)
Pixy's Law of Headlines: When a headline includes the phrase "what we know so far", the writer knows nothing whatsoever.
- I'm not saying SpaceX, but SpaceX: NASA wants a cheaper Mars sample return proposal. (Ars Technica)
Boeing presented the most expensive option.
Asus RMA Fail Video of the Day
Never get into an argument with a man who buys shampoo by the barrel.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
My single favourite song from Hololive, and they've recorded a lot of songs. The English branch by itself has something like 400 entries on the playlist.
Amazing that this came out of the mouth of a rat who even speaks Japanese with a thick Australian accent.
Disclaimer: A lot of things can happen in a year. The king might die. I might die. And maybe the rat will learn to sing.
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Saturday, May 11
A Billion Biles Abay Edition
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- Earth is facing a Category G4 geomagnetic storm. (The Verge)
That's just one rating lower than the Carrington Event which was so energetic it knocked out telegraph lines across Europe and North America - except for some that heeded the warning and disconnected power in advance, which were able to keep operating even without any electricity.
What you can expect: Pretty lights in the night sky. (Axios)
Fiber optics are completely immune to this, satellites are shielded, and it's not strong enough to affect the power grid.
Tech News
- OpenAI - creator of virtual encyclopedia salesman OpenAI - is not planning to launch it's own search engine next week. (The Verge)
Some positive news for once.
- Just a year after Australian superannuation fund UniSuper migrated all its systems to Google Cloud, Google accidentally deleted them. (The Guardian)
"Oops", said Google.
The company had everything replicated to two geographically separated datacenters, and was safe from everything up to and including a direct meteorite impact... So Google just deleted both copies.
Not being complete idiots, they also had a full backup outside of Google and were able to restore from that.
- The beatings will continue whether morale improves or not: The game Ghost of Tushima has been delisted from Steam in 178 countries and dependencies. (WCCFTech)
That's one more than lost access to Helldivers 2 when Sony demanded users sign up for a PlayStation Network account.
The reason is the same this time, but somehow they also made the game unavailable in Japan.
- In a move evidently designed to make Sony feel better about themselves Electronic Arts is planning to put ads in AAA games. (Tom's Hardware)
The company promises to be "very thoughtful" about shitting up the product you paid for.
- A Dell API used by its business partners was hacked and customer details including names and delivery addresses were leaked for 49 million people. (Bleeping Computer)
Ha. I don't live there anymore.
- Intel's 14900KS. 6.2GHz. 400 watts. (AnandTech)
And often slower than the Ryzen 7900, which is 40% cheaper and uses 80% less power.
- Speaking of AMD, the Ryzen 7940HS-powered Minisforum UM790 is on sale at a really good price right now. (Notebook Check)
Not in Australia, but - no, wait, there it is. Damn, that is a good price.
Tempting, but I already got three of the Beelink 5560U model because it uses DDR4 RAM and I had 128GB of DDR4 SO-DIMMs looking for a home. So compared to this model I got more 50% more total performance and twice the memory for less money.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today it's Ayanda Risu and Aragami Oga's song Harapan PanPanPan, which is a Japanese / Bahasa pun.
Disclaimer: Risu is a squirrel, and her parents are Okayu and Korone, who are a cat and a dog respectively. That's just how the Hololive family tree works. Bijou and Kobo are each other's mothers.
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Thursday, May 09
Top Story
- Apple has apologised for its ad introducing the new iPad Pro, which involves, uh, crushing a huge array of artistic implements into a single dreary homogenised mess. (The Verge)
If someone can take your ad and produce a gem just by running it in reverse you might want to reconsider your entire existence.
One example of the Apple "Crushed" ad reversed. There are several of these.
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- OpenAI is considering allowing people to use ChatGPT to create porn. (The Guardian)
It will still lie to you and call you racist, but you'll get feelthy pictures out of the deal.
- OpenAI is reportedly also planning to launch an AI search engine next week. (WCCFTech)
Once generative AI gets involved it's no longer a search engine. It's a propaganda engine.
- The original social media apps on Android were built by Google. (Tech Crunch)
It was obvious that the Twitter app and the Twitter website were built by different teams right from the start. The Twitter app was bad.
I didn't know at the time that they were built by different companies.
- BenQ has unveiledn't a 28" 3:2 monitor with "coding mode" that wrecks your colour calibration. (Notebook Check)
I'm assuming this is a 3840x2560 display - Huawei offers something similar - but the article doesn't say, and neither does the linked press release, or indeed BenQ's website.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today it's Fujikura Uruka's violin rendition of Pippa the Rippa.
Sounds catchy? You want to listen to the original? Well, you can't. It died.
Disclaimer: It died of moider.
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- Underpants gnomes, eat your heart out.
Stack Overflow signed a deal with OpenAI - creators of ChatGPT - to sell off user data at a presumably enormous profit. (Tom's Hardware)
The users of course don't see a penny of this.
Understandably annoyed, those users started editing their content. They can't delete answers that have been accepted due to the way Stack Overflow works, but they can update them and render the data worthless.
So Stack Overflow started banning its own best users.
To rub salt into the wound, Stack Overflow has long banned its users from using generative AI to help write those answers, but has no qualms whatsoever about selling your work.
This likely violates the terms of Europe's GDPR, so let's see what the lawsuit fairy brings.
Tech News
- Don't buy an Intel 14900K for gaming.
Now that Intel has walked back its chip-frying levels of automated overclocking, Hardware Unboxed has re-tested the 14900K against AMD's 7800X3D on a range of games.
The two chips perform about the same.
But the Intel chip is 50% more expensive and uses twice as much power.
Note that this is still with the Intel chip running at 250W at all times, just not previous levels that went as high as 400W.
Intel now recommends default power settings of 125W, which will definitely reduce performance - and is still more power than the AMD chip uses.
- US libraries are fighting for a better deal on e-books. (Axios)
"We need the coercive power of the state sitting behind us at the table saying, 'We need a special slice of the pie.'"
Suddenly I'm feeling that the people who burned the library at Alexandria weren't all bad.
- Google is leaving its godawful offices in San Francisco. (SF Chronicle)
Continuing the hollowing out of what I'm told used to be a nice town.
Google is not yet leaving the city entirely, much less the state. But maybe.
- Minisforum's AtomMan X7 has an Intel 185H CPU (6 P cores and 10 E cores), up to 96GB of RAM, four video outputs, two M.2 slots, and a four inch built-in display. (Notebook Check)
And dual 5Gbit Ethernet ports and, somehow, a camera.
Which sound neat until you look at the photos and realise that it's not plugged in to anything. The configuration pictured would need a minimum of five cables.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today it's Neuro-sama singing Dubidubidu, which was originally performed by Christell Jazmin Rodriguez Carrillo on Chilean television in 2003, when she was... Five. Then for no apparent reason other than it is kind of catchy it suddenly became a huge meme last year.
Neuro-sama herself is an AI, and I don't use the term lightly. Although she's the work of a single developer and has the intellect of a precocious and bratty five year old herself, that's infinitely preferable to billion-dollar corporate efforts like OpenAI's ChatGPT or Google's Whatever It's Name is Today, which exist solely to lie to you and call you racist.
Neuro-sama exists to drive you insane and send you bankrupt.
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Wednesday, May 08
You Say Wah Edition
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- Apple has announced its M4 CPU, just months after the M3. (Ars Technica)
It's 50% faster.
50% faster than what, you ask.
Shut up, they explained.
- Along with the M4 CPU comes a new range of iPad Pros using it. (AnandTech)
These start at $1000 and go up to $3000.
That is, the cheapest model costs more than my new laptop and the extra memory and storage I bought for it.
Tech News
- Speaking of laptops, the old new laptop - the one I bought two years ago that has been waiting all this time to be set up - has a working Windows license again.
And it runs my modded Minecraft instance at 60fps with shaders enabled.
It could probably do more but it's only a 60fps screen.
- Asus leaked the part number and specs of AMD's upcoming Strix Point laptop chips. (AnandTech)
Twelve cores - four Zen 5 and eight Zen 5c, which are identical but run at clock speeds about 25% lower, 36MB cache, a top speed of 5.1GHz on the main cores, and 77 TOPS (trillion operations per second) of AI thingy.
That's double the AI thingy of Apple's M4, which has a 38 TOPS thingy.
- China's latest GPU beats the best chips from AMD. (Tom's Hardware)
That is, the best chips from AMD from 2008.
It's roughly equivalent to a Radeon 4850. I had one of those. Passive cooler. Played Mass Effect and Dragon Age on it.
It definitely slowed down in big combat scenes but it was mostly okay.
- Micron's new LPCAMM2 memory modules are now available for purchase. (WCCFTech)
In one speed, LPDDR5X-7500.
$175 for 32GB and $330 for 64GB. Not cheap but 80% cheaper than Apple and even more cheaper than replacing your whole computer because the RAM is soldered in place not that I'm bitter about that right now.
- An OpenAI executive says that ChatGPT will be "laughably bad" in twelve months. (Business Insider)
Hey, give yourself some credit. It's laughably bad right now.
Vtuber Music Video of the Day
Today's effort is a collab from Hololive's Gawr Gura and Callipe Mori, who between them have approximately seventeen billion subscribers.
Disclaimer: Subscriber numbers may settle in shipping.
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Tuesday, May 07
Excluded Mondays Edition
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- Republicans are pulling out all the stops to reverse EV adoption. (The Verge)
By which The Verge means Republicans are objecting to laws and regulations designed to make internal combustion vehicles more expensive and less efficient.
Tech News
- After years of delays and $1 billion in cost overruns, the Boeing Starliner launch was scrubbed. (Tech Crunch)
They'll try again.
- Shell's flagship carbon capture project sold $200 million worth of emission credits backed by absolutely nothing. (Greenpeace)
Congratulations, Greenpeace. You've been working towards this miserable failure for a long time.
- A new attack renders largely useless VPNs even more useless than normal, if you are connected to a hostile network. (Ars Technica)
It subverts the VPN routing table to just run traffic directly over the network instead.
This applies to general anonymising VPNs that cover the entire internet. It doesn't affect corporate VPNs, and if you're running HTTPS or SSH over the VPN you're safe anyway.
Also, it doesn't work against Linux or Android devices, not because they are inherently more secure, but because they don't properly follow the network standard that is being abused by the attack.
- The Ryxen 7 5700X3D is pretty good. (Tom's Hardware)
It's not the fastest CPU in the world, but it runs well and won't burn a hole in your desk or your wallet.
- So... I need another Windows license.
One of the systems I just set up I already partly set up two years ago, but then I forgot the password I put on it.
I tried to reinstall Windows, but the regular installer couldn't find the SSD.
So I created a recovery disk off an identical machine and used that to install it, which went fine, except that this ended up with this machine stealing the license key of the other one.
Since I didn't sign in to my Microsoft account before this happened, I can't recover the key either.
I have three Windows 11 Pro OEM licenses, except that you don't get the key anymore so I have no way to use them.
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Disclaimer: Cause I'm the right one, on my VOLTE telephone.
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