• Proton - the company behind secure email ProtonMail and also ProtonVPN - has said it will leave Switzerland if new legislation passes that would require all internet service to maintain IP logging.  (Tech Radar)
  
  Proton keeps only very short-term logs to keep the system running, and only provides customer information reluctantly and with a court order.  Proton's CEO says the new laws would violate privacy in ways already forbidden in the US and EU.
  
  
  
• So where would Proton go?  Well, not anywhere in the EU, which is planning legislation that would outlaw security entirely.  (Tech Radar)
  
  The proposed rules would mandate backdoors in all end-to-end secure protocols, affecting not just Proton's services, but every website and app in the world except for those that are already not secure.

• Introducing Pyrefly, a new tool that hacks type checking into Python after the fact.  (Facebook)
  
  Use a type-safe language in the first place.
  
  
  
• Like Seed7.  (Thomas Mertes)
  
  Probably not, because this is a language written by one guy in a cave with a box of scraps.
  
  But maybe, because it looks to be well-designed and well-documented.  It's a pretty conventional member of the Pascal family of languages - not at all a bad thing - with a pretty solid set of built-in types and structures.  If you have a passing familiarity with any language descended from Pascal you can read Seed7 code.
  
  
  
• No, the universe will not disintegrate in 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years.  You idiots.  (Azimuth)

  Thus, if the underlying space-time admits a everywhere time-like Killing field, the vacuum state is indeed stable and phenomena such as the spontaneous creation of particles do not occur.

  Fair enough.

  This condition of having an "everywhere time-like Killing field" says that a spacetime has time translation symmetry.  Ashtekar and Magnon also assume that spacetime is globally hyperbolic and that the wave equation for a massive spin-zero particle has a smooth solution given smooth initial data.  All this lets us define a concept of energy for solutions of this equation.  It also lets us split solutions into positive-frequency solutions, which correspond to particles, and negative-frequency ones, which correspond to antiparticles.  We can thus set up quantum field theory in way we’re used to on Minkowski spacetime, where there’s a well-defined vacuum which does not decay into particle-antiparticle pairs.

  I know several of those words.
  
  
  
• Stack Overflow just committed suicide.  (DevClass)
  
  Again.
  
  
  
• I've said many times that Unicode is a semantic Superfund site.  It tries to express every human language ever - including some imaginary ones - using a single character set.  But since the same character is used in directly contradictory ways in different languages, the Unicode team ended up with multiple character codes for visually identical characters.
  
  Oh, not only is Unicode a complete semantic disaster, but both Unicode and the fonts used to display it are Turing-complete - the text is a programming language that executes itself.  (Stack Exchange)
  
  Which gives you an infinite attack surface for every program written using Unicode, which these days is all of them.  (Daniel Stenberg)
  
  SIXBIT or bust.
  
  
  
• Silicon Power's new CUDIMMs run at 9200MHz.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  Albeit at 1.45v.  The standard voltage for DDR5 memory is 1.1v.
  
  And also only on Intel CPUs.  On Ryzen 8000 and 9000 CPUs they drop back to default speed, which is just 3200MHz.  On Ryzen 7000 CPUs they don't work at all.

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• Facebook is arguing in court that the FTC has no case that Facebook has become terrible because Facebook was always terrible.  (Ars Technica)
  
  They might have a point there.

• Verizon is paying $9.6 billion and taking on $10 billion in debt to acquire Frontier.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Frontier previously bought Verizon's network operations in California, Florida, and Texas in 2016, and fucked everything up.
  
  
  
• Charter is buying Cox (the Communications cancel out) for $21.9 billion.  (Reuters)
  
  There will be no competition and we don't much care whether you like it.
  
  
  
• NASA has restored the primary roll thrusters on Voyager 1, twenty years after they were deemed unrepairable, and just before a long maintenance window on communications would have canceled out any such efforts.  (Space)
  
  The backup thrusters are also failing and without them the spacecraft could not continue pointing its antenna back at Earth.
  
  This was not considered an issue when the thrusters were sidelined in 2004 because honestly nobody thought the probes would keep working this long.
  
  
  
• MIT has formally requested arXiv take down one of its preprint papers, not because of any beef with the service, but because the paper is apparently garbage.  (MIT)
  
  They won't say what the problems are, but we'll know soon enough.  Preprint services provide access to scientific papers that have not yet been peer reviewed and published, so it's not unusual for there to be errors, and everyone understands that.  So taking down even the preprint suggests it's a bit embarrassing.
  
  
  
• The end of Windows 10 is nigh, but don't chuck your old PC yet even if it can't be upgraded to Windows 11 because Microsoft sucks; you can still run Linux or - the article doesn't mention this option - keep right on running Windows 10.  (The Register)
  
  Microsoft will stop updating Windows 10 itself, true.  But security updates for Windows Defender antivirus, and patches for the various version of Microsoft Office running on Windows 10, will continue through 2028.
  
  That's plenty of time for a PC to naturally implode all by itself.
  
  
  
• OpenAI is planning a new datacenter in Abu Dhabi that covers ten square miles and uses five gigawatts of power.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  This is four times larger than the company's new datacenter in Abilene, Texas.
  
  With any luck, that will also implode by 2028.
  
  
  
• Crypto company Coinbase has disclosed a data breach involving inside actors affecting up to a million users and expected to cost the company up to $400 million to offset customer losses.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  The people behind the breach demanded $20 million in ransom to not release the data.  Coinbase told them to go fuck themselves.

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• Netflix will show ads created with generative AI mid-way through shows and movies.  (Ars Technica)
  
  No it won't.  Not to me anyway, because I already cancelled my subscription.
  
  Not over this, specifically, but because it's awful.
  
  

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• The launch of the first all-Australian orbital rocket has been delayed because the front fell off.  (Ars Technica)
  
  
  
  
  
• ChatGPT will soon record, transcript, and summarise your meetings.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  No it won't.  See the item on Netflix.
  
  
  
• Harvard Law paid $27 for a copy of the Magna Carta.  Turns out it's not a copy.  (New York Times)  (archive site)
  
  Well, it is a copy, but it's a very authorised copy.  Authorised by Edward I in the year 1300, and subsequently lost in 1762, and likely worth over $20 million.
  
  
  
• I stubbed my toe on the coffee table I left sitting in the hallway after spending the night in a drunken stupor.  I blame Trump.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  The Verge having another normal one I see.
  
  
  
• Google has agreed to release the Nextcloud app from permissions prison.  (Nextcloud)
  
  Some good news for a change.
  
  

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• The Kids Online Safety Act is back and has the potential to change the internet - or to get struck down immediately over the obvious First and Fourth Amendment issues.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  The bill has strong bipartisan and industry support, which means it is just astoundingly awful.

  "Apple is pleased to offer our support for the Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA). Everyone has a part to play in keeping kids safe online, and we believe [this] legislation will have a meaningful impact on children’s online safety," Timothy Powderly, Apples senior director of Government Affairs, said in a statement.

  Everyone involved in the creation of that sentence should be summarily executed.

• Zotac has announced a new mini-PC based on AMD's Ryzen 390 CPU.  (Liliputing)
  
  This is slightly slower than the top-of-the-line 395, with 12 Zen 5 cores and 32 RDNA3 graphics cores, cut down from 16 and 40 respectively.
  
  Since the full chip is likely to be thermally limited in a mini-PC (read: it would overheat) this seems like a reasonable decision.  If the price is right.
  
  
  
• A California judge has slapped counsel in one case with $31,000 in fines after they presented a well-reasoned, tightly argued legal case citing a multitude of relevant decisions that didn't exist.  (The Verge)
  
  The judge fortunately took a minute to look them up.
  
  
  
• Uber has announced its newest invention: Buses.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  No, really.
  
  
  
• ArtificialCast is an AI powered tool for .Net that that type-cast and transform any value to any defined datatype, safely and automatically.  (GitHub)
  
  Yes, it's guaranteed to work 100% safely and automatically.  Correctly?  You're asking a bit much, bucko.

  ArtificialCast is a demonstration of what happens when overhyped AI ideas are implemented exactly as proposed - with no shortcuts, no mocking, and no jokes.

  It is fully functional.  It passes tests.  It integrates into modern .NET workflows.  And it is fundamentally unsafe.

  There's a lot of that going around.
  
  
  

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• The Kosmos 482 space probe has landed safely - sort of - in the Indian Ocean.  (Space)
  
  Safe for everyone else, anyway.
  
  The probe was supposed to go to Venus, more than 50 years ago, but got slightly lost.
  
  
  

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• It's 2025.  Why are banks still getting authentication so wrong?  (Jamal Habash)
  
  Because they're banks.  Something that is bad and barely works but has known risks is preferable to something that is good and works well but has unknown risks.
  
  
  
• There's some sort of kerfuffle between Google and Nextcloud over app permissions.  (The Register)
  
  Google has denied the Android Nextcloud app the permission to even ask for permission to access any file on your device to sync with your Nextcloud server.  (Nextcloud lets you run your own little cloud storage service - and other services as well - on your own hardware under your control.)
  
  Google only allows permission to access media files.  But isn't that largely the point of managing files on an Android device?  They're great for accessing content and awful for anything else.
  
  
  
• House Republicans have tried to jam a ban on state-level AI regulations into the budget reconciliation bill.  (404 Media)
  
  Okay.  Works for me.
  
  
  
• The universe is now expected to decay in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
  000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, much less than was previously calculated.  (Phys.org)
  
  Make sure you have clean underwear.
  
  
  
• Curious variants of Intel's B580 graphics card have been spotted in shipping manifests, including a model with dual GPU chips and 48GB of total VRAM.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  These might be announced soon, but are not expected to actually be available for some time, if at all.
  
  
  

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• Listings have started to appear for Nvidia's RTX 5060 graphics card ahead of its official launch at Computex next week.  (WCCFTech)
  
  There is one model priced at the MSRP of $299, which won't be available, with other models mostly priced towards or over $400, a price that should buy you the faster 5060 Ti with 16GB of RAM.  But doesn't.
  
  The base 5060 with 8GB of RAM is not something anyone should buy.  We'll see soon enough what AMD and Intel have to offer in competition.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile Nvidia is increasing GPU prices by 10 to 15%.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Because of course they are.

• TSMC's $100 billion investment in new factories in the US seems to be paying off, with all US production now fully booked.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Currently that's just the slightly older 4nm process, but the company is installing 3nm equipment right now and has started construction on additional buildings for new 2nm and 1.6nm production lines.
  
  
  
• The Asus DriverHub software is now the Asus Instant Vulnerability software.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Don't leave it running until they fix it.
  
  
  
• You wouldn't read a book, so why would you let AI read a book?  (The Register)
  
  Copyright law protects the right to make copies.  That's not what AI does.
  
  
  
• Slate Auto has received 100,000 reservations so far for its any-colour-so-long-as-it's-grey $20,000-after-rebates truck.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  A good start.
  
  
  
• Update: I found it!  (The Audio Guide to Babylon 5)
  
  When I tripped over the Sabaton / Babylon 5 crossover this was what I was looking for - the opening of episode 45 in the podcast.  It's a parody of Jonathan Coulton's Shop Vac song but rather more upbeat.  The singing perhaps isn't all that great but it's fun.

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• The killer app for generative AI is coding, say people who know nothing about coding.  (Fast Company)
  
  "Our new spreadsheet performs calculations faster than ever before, and only gets half of them wrong."
  
  
  
• Fake NPM packages claiming to support the Cursor AI coding system infected 3200 users before they were taken down.  (The Hacker News)
  
  And it's going to get much, much worse.

• Meanwhile an NPM package that previously did something useful suddenly contained a RAT instead.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  So much worse.
  
  
  
• Sandisk has a new SSD controller designer to support 1PB drives.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  128TB models are planned this year, with 256TB drives coming next year and 512GB in 2027.  1PB drives presumably will follow.
  
  Do not send to know for whom the price tolls.
  
  
  
• The boyfriend of jailed Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes has launched a new company that...  Sounds exactly like Theranos.  (The Daily Beast)
  
  This will end well, I'm sure.
  
  
  
• A team of physicists at the University of Texas has solved a major problem in making nuclear fusion a viable energy source.  (UTexas)
  
  It is now only twenty years away.
  
  
  
• You don't own what you just bought, Nintendo edition.  (Beta News)
  
  If you violate the terms of your license agreement - which Nintendo can change after the fact - the company can brick your Switch 2.
  
  
  
• The Overwatch 2 team just unionised.  (Kotaku)  (archive site)
  
  Aaaand it's dead.

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• Microsoft is planning an update to Windows 11 with a less terrible version of the start menu.  (Thurrott)
  
  Don't worry, all the other terrible features are still there.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile, Teams is basically Skype.
  
  I installed the free app for work.  It's...  Not horrible.

• AMD is changing sockets for its next-generation server CPUs.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Two sockets, in fact.  The low-end SP8 supporting up to 96 Zen 6 cores or 128 Zen 6c cores, and the high-end SP7 supporting up to 256 Zen 6c cores.
  
  I don't know why SP7 is bigger than SP8.  It just is.
  
  No specific word on whether the current AM5 desktop socket will support the next generation of desktop CPUs, but probably.  AMD's own history suggests it will only change once DDR6 memory is available, which will be a couple of years yet.
  
  
  
• Google will pay Texas a $1.4 billion settlement over collecting Texans' data without permission.  (AP News)
  
  And they promise not to do it again, pinky swear.
  
  
  
• The Beelink Me Mini NAS is now available starting at $329 including a 2TB SSD.  (Liliputing)
  
  It has an Intel N150 CPU - not fast, but it gets the job done, 12GB of soldered RAM, two 2.5Gb Ethernet ports, three USB ports, HDMI, and six M.2 slots.
  
  Those slots mostly only support PCIe 3.0 x1, but even that is enough for a single SSD to flood both network ports.
  
  
  
• There's a new stupid TikTok trend that is actually less likely than others to leave children dead or in jail.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The same site that promoted cheque fraud and autoasphyxiation is now just teaching children to short out their school-supplied laptops.
  
  So that's nice.
  
  
  

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• A lithium deposit valued at $1.5 trillion has been discovered in Oregon.  (Earth)
  
  Well, that's Portland sorted out.
  
  
  

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• Mexico has sued Google over naming the Gulf of America the Gulf of America on American maps after the American government voted to name it the Gulf of America.  (The Guardian)
  
  Yes, that's sure to work.
  
  
  
• A Florida state bill requiring backdoors for minors' social media accounts has quietly died...  But not before passing the state Senate.  (Tech Crunch)

  Digital rights group the Electronic Frontier Foundation called the bill "dangerous and dumb."  Security professionals have long argued that it is impossible to create a secure backdoor that cannot also be maliciously abused, and encryption backdoors put user data at risk of data breaches.

  State legislatures tend to be dangerous and dumb.  Sometimes their worst instincts are restrained.  Sometimes you get California.
  
  
  
• What's new in Swift 6.2?  (Hacking with Swift)
  
  Things.  I haven't really looked at Swift since I tested it against the PyPy Python compiler and found it about 0% faster.
  
  
  
• AI use damages professional reputation.  (Ars Technica)
  
  As it should.

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• Who is winning the war between search engines and AI chat bots?  Search engines, and it's not even close.  (WCCFTech)
  
  In fact, if you add up all the search engines and all the AI services, 90% of the activity is Google search and everything else is just noise.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile Alibaba has release new AI code that allows AI to act as a search engine without needing a search engine.  (VentureBeat)
  
  Called ZeroSearch, a 7-billion parameter version outperformed Google Search in undefined and indefensibly stupid scenarios.  It's the equivalent of claiming that you managed to condense the Encyclopaedia Britannica down to a bowl of alphabet soup.  I don't know what you actually did, but I know you're not worth talking to until you grow up.

• Zettlab's new NASes look nice but.  (Liliputing)
  
  Supporting up to eight hard drives and two M.2 SSDs, with an Intel 125H CPU, up to 96GB of RAM and two 10Gb Ethernet ports, the hardware specs are solid enough.
  
  Unfortunately it runs a custom AI-focused Linux distribution and must be cleansed from the Earth with fire.
  
  
  
• Lenovo's Legion Tab 4 actually looks nice.  (Liliputing)
  
  The CPU has been bumped from the Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 to the new Snapdragon 8 Elite, which has custom CPU cores rather than the regular Arm ones.  And pixel density for the 8.8" screen has been increased by nearly 20% to 3040x1904.  The older model already had a very fast CPU and a great screen, so these were not urgent updates, but are certainly not objectionable.
  
  The missing microSD slot on the Tab 3 also showed up, supporting up to 2TB of extra storage.
  
  Right now only available in China for around $450.
  
  
  
• What does Huawei's new HarmonyOS look like?  (Notebook Check)
  
  It's Android you idiots.
  
  
  
• Bill Gates is mad that CIA cut-out USAID got shut down.  (The Verge)
  
  Okay.
  
  
  
• China's Squeely is moving to take AV company Blookit private in a credit default swap on the Chicago Commodity Exchange.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Actually none of that is true but you didn't miss any useful information.

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