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Daily Tech News 4 July 2025

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  • The US government is planning to breed billions of flesh-eating flies, zap them with radiation, and dump them on Mexico.  (CBS)

    Take that, you smug-druggling bastiches!

    ...

    Actually, this has been going on for years in Panama.  These are New World Screwworm flies, and they are a major problem.  The project - which has been keeping them penned up in South America for decades - breeds huge numbers of sterile but otherwise healthy males, which then compete to breed with the females, which produces...  Nothing.

    But that's the point.  It has to be kept up continuously (and has been) but it has drastically reduced their numbers north of the canal for since the 1960s.  Until recently, when they swarmed and made a break for it.

    The fly-factory in Panama currently produces 117 million dead-inside flies per week; the plan is to increase the number of sexual zombies to 400 million per week to outcompete real men.  Real flies.  Real fly men.  You know what I mean.


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