CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE?

Wednesday, April 10

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 10 April 2019

The word you are looking for, Chris, is "against".


He's not called Eric "nuke the peasants" Swalwell for nothing


Theresa May, making every other politician look good.  Except maybe Eric.


The only people dumber than Matt Yglesias are his followers - and he can prove it.


I set up a new account - not now, a while back.  Followed one person.  Got suspended.


But grammatically precocious.

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Wednesday, April 03

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 3 April 2019

Good thing you're not a kindergarten teacher, Neva.

Title card: A week after the field trip.
Teacher: Wait.  Where's Bobby?
Cut to: Stock footage of a fat python picking its teeth.

Peak Twitter has been achieved.  You can shut it down now.

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Sunday, March 31

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 31 March 2019

Sydney has now officially exited summer and the weather is pleasant and so the temperature immediately dropped to 10C last night.  Need to buy a heavier quilt.

Meanwhile, I think an emu has nested in my air conditioner.


Don't talk to me or my roommate the cat ever again.
You can click through to find the garbage take that Rita is responding to, but it's not worth your time.


I got suspended for being adjacency adjacent.


The American media is not only bought and paid for, they sold themselves cheap.


I mean, what even is this?


Brian never fails to disappoint.


But he's through to the next bracket, so there's that.


It's true.  All of it.

I suspect this is Kamala's work.  The rest of the Democratic front runners are imbeciles, and she's a shark armed with nuclear laser torpedoes.


Even Vox awoke from its vodka-and-adderall-induced coma for five minutes to pile on.


Best and brightest.

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Thursday, March 28

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 28 March 2019

Live From Waukegan, Illinois Edition


I think I know how that can be arranged.

Freedom wing of the freedom party.

This explains everything.

This also explains everything.

I'm sure he'll tell the truth this time.


From your lips to Vint Cerf's ears, Paul.

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Wednesday, March 27

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Extra Boneless Chickens

The new [twitter] tag is great.  You can just sit there all day mocking Politico and it doesn't matter if Twitter has banned you.


Democrats Find Out Santa Isn't Real



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World

Boneless Chicken Ranch 27 March 2019

Internal DNS Failure Edition


A Daily Roundup of Exceptionally Interesting Tweets for Some Value of Interesting


Only the second worthwhile appearance of Aquaman ever.


That's sure to help the next time a hate crime is reported.

We are not investigators. We are journalists, and our role is to echo whatever we hear, which is exactly what we did.

Were you there that night?


Smart money is on Lawrence Tribe.


It's clear why this astute and funny writer was hired to help conserve conservatism.


Twitter's UI isn't broken just for big accounts. It's broken for everyone.
 

Ha. That worked. I can create an "embed tweet" tag now.

Update: This post has been converted to use the new [twitter] tag.
 


Fuck the EU of the Day

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Tuesday, March 26

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Meanwhile, Back At The Boneless Chicken Ranch

The pudding cups are lit over at Ace's place right now.
* The entire MSM is now in "well, ackshually" mode.

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Saturday, February 09

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We're Going To Need A Bigger Envelope

I've been doing some back-of-the-envelope calculations on the real-world impact of the Green New Deal, based on existing projects like the California and Texas high-speed rail lines, and the cost escalation involved in running a multitude of such megaprojects simultaneously and on impossible deadlines.

First, if we take the published GND outline literally, the cost would run to around $375T per year, about four times the Gross World Product.

Second, during the execution of the 10 Year Plan, industrial and transport activity would be multiplied by roughly a factor of six - and so of course would greenhouse emissions.  Replacing air transport with high speed rail, for example, would take 500 years to show a net reduction in CO2 emissions.

Third...  I'm not sure if there even is a third.  This is insane.

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Thursday, June 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 June 2018

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Monday, March 26

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Steven Pinker Was Jordan B. Peterson Before It Was Cool

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