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Tuesday, September 01
Daily News Stuff 1 September 2026
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Top Story
- I'm an Amazon HR drone who hasn't coded in 25 years. Then I didn't code. (About Amazon)
If you count code generators, my LOC count is in the tens of billions. Shipped to production. And I wrote those code generators.
- Speaking of retarded people, California. (Linuxiac)
Just unanimously passed an age of consent law for keyboards.
Tech News
- Database, programming language, standard library, extended library, and now another database.
Then the actual applications.
Not sure how much code I've "written" in the last couple of weeks, but I did build an entire new programming language and then create 42,000 lines of code in that new language.
- Broadcom has pledged to lockdown open source Python and Java libraries. (The Register)
Broadcom now owns VMWare. VMWare owns RabbitMQ. RabbitMQ has myxomatosis.
- OpenClaw 2.0 pours glitter on slow-burning security dumpster fire. (The Register)
Basically, yeah.
- The safest job from AI may be writing. (Murat Buffalo)
Press X to doubt.
- Asus has announced an RTX Spark laptop. (Notebook Check)
Y tho.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Glitter is the Devil's bath salts.
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