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Daily News Stuff 10 April 2026

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  • A hacker has reportedly broken into the National Supercomputing Center in Tianjin, China, and made off with...  Carry the twelve...  Ten petabytes of data.  (CNN)

    That's the equivalent of 70 billion Apple II floppy disks, or the total data in all the DNA strands of six and a half dromedaries.*
    CNN cannot verify the origins of the alleged dataset and the claims made by FlamingChina, but spoke with multiple experts whose initial assessment of the leak indicated it was genuine.

    The alleged sample data appeared to include documents marked "secret” in Chinese, along with technical files, animated simulations and renderings of defense equipment including bombs and missiles.
    Oops.
    Hofer, who reviewed the sample of the leak, said he was able to contact on Telegram a person who claimed they had carried out the hack.  The attacker claimed to have gained access to the Tianjin supercomputer through a compromised VPN domain.

    Once inside, the attacker told Hofer they deployed a "botnet" - a network of automated programs that were able enter the NSCC's system and then extract, download and store the data.  The extraction of 10 petabytes of data took around six months.
    One question arises: Where did the hacker get 70 billion Apple II floppies?**

    * Content may settle in shipping.
    ** Or six and a half dromedaries, for that matter.


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1 Americans are maybe litigation happy, but the typical defense contractor suing the government makes a pretense of picking and choosing their fights. Anthropic is high on easy funding for AI, and absolutely does not have the psychological investments that long term defense contractors do. Long term defense contractors understand a lot of "I make a stupid choice, and the feds will imprison me." Microsoft has fucked the government in stupid ways, and apparently thought it was immune because it was big tech and not a defense contractor. Presumeably Microsoft has also bought some senators and congressmen as well.

Posted by: PatBuckman at Saturday, April 11 2026 02:01 AM (s6adZ)

2 That's the equivalent of 70 billion Apple II floppy disks, or the total data in all the DNA strands of six and a half dromedaries.*
Never again do I want to hear anything about Americans trying to use any measurement besides the matric system.
Also: How much is that in Great Gatsbys? 

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Saturday, April 11 2026 02:06 AM (dLZLE)

3 What is the equivalent of six and half dromedaries in bactrian?

Posted by: Joe Redfield at Saturday, April 11 2026 03:34 AM (KOtXO)

4 Bactrians average about 30% heavier. Pixy, just so you know, Edge has started (very recently) refusing to autofill the name/email fields because your site isn't using HTTPS.

Posted by: Rick C at Saturday, April 11 2026 03:47 AM (1zWbY)

5 Sure weren't kiddin' 'bout the EFF.

Posted by: normal at Saturday, April 11 2026 04:23 AM (e0fX0)

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?




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