Wednesday, January 13


Frozen Pre-Review

Disappointingly by-the-numbers Disney flick.

Two things no-one seems to notice.

One: The entire mess is the trolls' fault.  Don't take advice from rocks.

Two: Elsa is basically Doctor Manhattan in heels.

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1 ...except the trolls advice was completely *ignored* by her parents, and they did the exact opposite.  Elsa's parents get the Idiot Ball for that one.

Posted by: cadrys at Thursday, January 14 2016 02:03 AM (iirnQ)

2 Agreed. It usually starts with Disneyfied princess(es) whose parents are dead or absent.

Posted by: Ken in NH at Thursday, January 14 2016 04:56 AM (MqjGP)

3 Troll dude, brain-wiping Anna: I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic, in order to be safe.  

(To Elsa)  Your power will only grow.  There is beauty in it, but also great danger.  You must learn to control it.  Fear will be your enemy.

You can blame lazy writing, but as written, it's on the trolls.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 14 2016 09:12 AM (PiXy!)

4 I do blame lazy writing.  Bad advice, dead parent syndrome, unearned villain.  It's not a good movie.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 14 2016 09:23 AM (PiXy!)

5 How It Should Have Ended did a wonderful send-up of the troll advice scene.

Posted by: Mauser at Friday, January 15 2016 10:42 AM (5Ktpu)

6 That's pretty good.  I also take comfort in the number of scathing reviews on IMDB.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, January 15 2016 01:30 PM (PiXy!)

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