Saturday, February 27

Rant

I Hate Sauerkraut!

Also crazed starving weasels.

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1 Feed the sauerkraut to the crazed starving weasels.  The sauerkraut goes away, the crazed weasels are no longer starving, problem solved.

Alternatively, cook the weasels with sauerkraut in the pan, then eat the cooked weasels and throw away everything else.  I'd suggest putting them on a hot dog bun, and use lots of mustard.

Posted by: Wonderduck at Sunday, February 28 2010 06:48 AM (mfPs/)

2 Well, his mom did force feed him nothing but sauerkraut until he was 26 and a half years old.

Though the dozen crazed starving weasels (from a donut shop, if I remember) weren't good in the short term, he did meet the girl of his dreams while those weasels were latched to his face...

Too bad she wanted to join the Columbia Record Club.  He was just not ready for that kind of commitment.  Just the way things go, you know?

Posted by: nick at Monday, March 01 2010 11:25 AM (ZrgA+)

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