Saturday, June 28

World

I'm Sorry...

What planet did you say you're from?
"This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.
Gravy and roast potatoes make a good relationship.

Oh yes, here.

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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:11 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 I have it on good authority that a chicken in Las Vegas was seen entering a Walmart asking to purchase 100 inflated helium ballons for a party. No one suspected anything, but an unnamed source stated that there was a sizeable bet placed after the chicken had bragged that it could fly. Another party had bet that it could not fly all the way to San Fransisco. The attorney for the chicken has been in contact with local authorities to get bail set so that the chicken can be released to get back to Vegas to collect its bet. The other party turns out to be the pole cat [skunk]* who won the new Mustang convertible from Sonic Drive Ins in their peel and win contest. *This stupid commercial may not be playing worldwide.

Posted by: Tiger at Saturday, June 28 2003 03:21 PM (CCARc)

2 I see. This, of course, explains everything.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Saturday, June 28 2003 11:49 PM (MB7Fq)

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