Tuesday, May 05
Daily News Stuff 5 May 2026
Late Final Extra Edition
Late Final Extra Edition
Top Story
- Can investors trust AI sales figures. (WSJ) (archive site)
Good question.
No.
- OpenAI has added pet companions to its Codex programming assistant. (Mashable)
It's not a bubble.
Tech News
- The "audio industry" is grappling with the rise of podslop. (Bloomberg) (archive site)
Where by audio industry they mean, basically, Spotify.
The problem is a company called Inception Point, that is spewing out 3000 podcasts a week using AI-generated voices.
Does anyone listen to them?
Well, the number is probably not zero. I listened to an AI-generated science fiction story that was tolerable if not particularly original. But when I was automatically forwarded to the next story on the channel it was exactly the same with a few names and details changed.
Slop is right.
- You could turn your classic 1966 Mustang into a Tesla. (Electrek)
Or, alternately, you could not do that.
- Ask.com, which was in the natural language search query business before it was cool - or indeed, worked - has closed its doors. (The Register)
The site racked up 245 million visits over 25 years... Which is not remotely enough for a business to survive on.
- Intel's TPU bet hinges on increasing yield from 90% to 98%. (WCCFTech)
Counterpoint: No it fucking doesn't. Are you stupid or what?The analyst adds that not only is jumping from a 90% yield to a 98% yield significantly more difficult than achieving 90% from 0%, but also that the 90% yield is a validation figure instead of a production figure. As a result, he believes cautious optimism is the better approach when following the packaging technology.
Getting from 0% to 90% yield is taking a process that simply doesn't work and making it into a reliable production line. Getting it to 98% is nice, but irrelevant on the broader scale.
Musical Interlude
And since the audio on that version is a little muddy:
Disclaimer: Fly, be free! (Splut.)
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Odd - it seems to be Tuesday, Tuesday here in the US&A, which means that it's either next week or last month Down Under (unless my new AI calendar is just having me on).
Posted by: Joe Redfield at Wednesday, May 06 2026 03:02 AM (KOtXO)
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Well, as the ever-wise Molly Ivins once wrote: "Nobody ever wrote a song about Tuesday."
(Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Moody Blues hardest hit)
(Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Moody Blues hardest hit)
Posted by: normal at Wednesday, May 06 2026 06:45 AM (LDKo5)
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