Wednesday, May 08


Daily News Stuff 8 May 2024

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  • Speaking of laptops, the old new laptop - the one I bought two years ago that has been waiting all this time to be set up - has a working Windows license again.

    And it runs my modded Minecraft instance at 60fps with shaders enabled.

    It could probably do more but it's only a 60fps screen.

  • Asus leaked the part number and specs of AMD's upcoming Strix Point laptop chips.  (AnandTech)

    Twelve cores - four Zen 5 and eight Zen 5c, which are identical but run at clock speeds about 25% lower, 36MB cache, a top speed of 5.1GHz on the main cores, and 77 TOPS (trillion operations per second) of AI thingy.

    That's double the AI thingy of Apple's M4, which has a 38 TOPS thingy.

  • China's latest GPU beats the best chips from AMD.  (Tom's Hardware)

    That is, the best chips from AMD from 2008.

    It's roughly equivalent to a Radeon 4850.  I had one of those.  Passive cooler.  Played Mass Effect and Dragon Age on it.

    It definitely slowed down in big combat scenes but it was mostly okay.

  • Micron's new LPCAMM2 memory modules are now available for purchase.  (WCCFTech)

    In one speed, LPDDR5X-7500.

    $175 for 32GB and $330 for 64GB.  Not cheap but 80% cheaper than Apple and even more cheaper than replacing your whole computer because the RAM is soldered in place not that I'm bitter about that right now.

  • An OpenAI executive says that ChatGPT will be "laughably bad" in twelve months.  (Business Insider)

    Hey, give yourself some credit.  It's laughably bad right now.

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1 I saw someone spreading a rumor that the new iPad Pros would be upgradeable to MacOS, because obviously Apple would open up the platform so you could use all that power. I didn't ask him how many moons his home planet had.


Posted by: J Greely at Wednesday, May 08 2024 10:44 PM (oJgNG)

2 Anywhere between zero and seven, just like ours.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, May 09 2024 12:02 AM (PiXy!)

3 I am disappointed in the quality of names for Our Close Companions. someone should really hold an internet poll, so that Moony McMoonface can take its rightful place among the stars.


Posted by: J Greely at Thursday, May 09 2024 03:18 AM (oJgNG)

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?

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