No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here.
Boom. Sooner or later... Boom!
Monday, April 24
Hand Maid May
I just finished watching this series again. I watched it when it first came out back in 2000, and I've been busy since then (seriously) so I just got around to taking another look at it. It's a charming little show, with a great
opening sequence.
It also has a much more complicated plot than ten (or even eleven) episodes can comfortably hold. There are significant time jumps between episodes. This is noticeable not just in the character relationships - a startling development at the end of one episode has become part of the background at the start of the next - but explicitly in that the seasons change over the course of the series; the elapsed time must be six months at a minimum, and possibly more. So there are some things that are simply never explained.
Many spoilers follow.
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I'm kicking myself for not having spotted the country codes. It just never occurred to me.
Regarding the CBSs eating, I always assumed it was like Data eating: something that was engineered into them for social reasons, but something which doesn't actually matter. As to what does power the full sized units, they charge from the wall just like the miniature does. However, they're big enough to contain their own charging units, and can move to wall outlets and take care of it themselves. The miniature units require an external charger and the human owner has to plug them in.
The problem with the 11th episode is that it includes a lot of things which contradict stuff we're told, or shown, in the rest of the series. Even without the 11th episode the underlying plot doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but adding the 11th episode makes it even worse. So that's why I deliberately excluded it and decided it wasn't canonical. (In fact, it doesn't even work totally in character terms. Why would Cyber-X and Commando-Z remain in the past after their problem was solved?)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Monday, April 24 2006 04:52 PM (+rSRq)
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Good work on all points. I still disagree with two of them, though. :-)
I continue to insist that the CBDs in the future were retroactively never infected; they all wake up without showing signs of being reset, and several of them
died onscreen. The implication is that most of them were already "dead".
Also, I disagree that the "it" in the quote from episode nine refers to the virus. I think the next line makes it clear that "it" is her program: "If we can figure out how she's evolving...we'd get a hint on how to design a vaccine program"
. She's the one evolving.
Stepping outside the rules established for this game, here's the Japanese dialog from that scene.
Kazuya: Ja, May ga virus ni kansen-shite nai no wa... (
Then, May wasn't infected because...)
Commando-Z: Sou da! Kanojo ni henkan wo okita kara da! (
That's right! Because inside her a transformation had occurred!)
Ikariya is the original vector for spreading the virus to all CBDs; it got established in the MAID System first, so all of their later anti-virus protection couldn't see it (it hijacked the BIOS calls, so to speak). Admittedly, Ikariya wasn't hooked up when the virus was destroyed, but his infected source code was on the computer Kazuya was using. He'd either be fixed in the next update, or else he's become "aware" enough that Kazuya no longer feels comfortable modifying his mind, and will continue MAID System development on other platforms.
-j
[by the way, this fancy entry form doesn't seem to work with Safari]
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By the way, the angelic figure associated with the CBDs I've always considered to be symbolic, not literal. She's actually a statue out front of the university that Kazuya and Nanbara attend. Those pictures from the future of all the CBDs laying on beds dying, and then later of all them waking up, I also consider to be symbolic, not literal.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Monday, April 24 2006 08:02 PM (+rSRq)
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I got the first DVD a little while ago on SDB's rec. Sadly, with the fight between time for Victor Hanson's "A War Like No Other," Glenn's book, WoW, Starcraft, various novels by Stross, John Barnes, and S.M. Stirling, blogging, girlfriend, and oh yeah my 4 actual jobs, I've only gotten through two episodes so far.
So many addictions, so little time. When is that Singularity going to get here and allow me to spawn multiple consciousnesses so I can enjoy everything at once?
Posted by: TallDave at Tuesday, April 25 2006 10:19 PM (H8Wgl)
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This
is the Singularity. Or at least the on-ramp to it. Remember back in the old days when sometimes you actually had time to be bored? Gone. And it's only going to get
worse better.
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Regarding the CBDs power needs, why assume that both the full-scale and the 1/6th scale models use the same power sources? I can see the minis using direct-plug power, while the larger models use some kind of chemical-combustion energy conversion process like humans do (with maybe a plug-in backup system).
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Wednesday, April 19
From The I Have It And You Don't Dept.
Kei spends about half of episode five in her underwear. Including the scene where she is fighting the evil killbot.
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So rip that sucker, already!
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Wednesday, April 19 2006 02:58 PM (+rSRq)
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I still love you, Pixy, but you're very, very evil.
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Steven - it's ripped, but I need to work on the subtitle timing. I'm not sure why, but the timing in the files I have drifts all over the place relative to the video.
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Well, then, how about a couple of frame grabs?
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Sunday, April 16
One, Two, Five!
Three, sir!
Three!
I'll need to take a break for a bit - other things I have to attend to - but I'll have some more episodes for you next week.
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Pixy, you're the
ginchiest!!!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Sunday, April 16 2006 04:44 PM (7+BNY)
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Maybe so, but you still can't borrow my comb.
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"Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb..."
Wow, man, I haven't thought of that song in YEARS...
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Saturday, April 15
Kei And Yuri, You Don't Know?
You've never heard of the Dirty Pair, the hottest -
Scariest -
Trouble consultants in the history of history itself?
Episode Two.
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From The Ship. Sun. Boom! Wonderful! Dept.
Episode One. No, not that Episode One.
This Episode One.
Forums here. Or comment here. I'll be interested to know what the more polyglot of my readership think of the translation, which is not mine, but one I found several years ago.* I tidied it up, fixed the grammatical errors and some inconsistencies (the spelling wasn't too bad), and retimed everything, because the timing was kind of poopy. A tenth of a second makes a big difference, and some of the titles were off by a second or more. Um, anyway, the translation, from my limited Japanese, seems reasonable except for the opening song, which doesn't sound right to me. I have an alternate translation of the song - actually, two alternate translations - and also the transliterated Japanese lyrics, so I'll post those over at the Language Lab tomorrow.
Ooh, And It Makes Me Wonder...
One thing of interest - I'm not sure quite what to make of it - between 1997 and 1998, fifteen groups set out to fansub the original Dirty Pair TV series. Only one (Fuzzy Productions) completed the job, and they have vanished from the face of the net.** Makes me wonder if there is some kind of curse on Dirty Pair fansubs.
If you suddenly find one day that the whole of mu.nu has disappeared leaving nothing but a smoking crater and a mile-high stack of damage claims, at least you'll know why.
*Here, as it turns out.
** I actually found a copy of the Fuzzy Production version. It's a completely different translation to the one I'm using, which might be useful for cross-checking. Unfortunately, it looks like a sixth-generation tape run through a budget 1998-era video-capture card and then later transcoded from MPEG-1 to DIVX with the quality slider set to "crap". In fact, it probably is a sixth-generation tape etc etc.
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Wednesday, April 12
So, Pixy, Whatcha Up To?
Oh, nothing much.
(I've also started uploading some AMVs.)
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Ah,
Hayashibara's Lips! Now THERE'S a classic!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Wednesday, April 12 2006 11:27 AM (+rGmJ)
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I don't know if you've got it, but the Stratos 4 OP is a good one.
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Actually, if you've got it, the OP for the Stratos 4 OVA is even better. It's the same music but much better animation behind it.
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I don't think I have either. It hasn't been released in Australia, and I don't recall downloading any fansubs for it. (Back when I had money, this wasn't a problem. I imported American DVDs all the time. But for now I'm on a budget.)
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So, Pixy, what did you think of "Otaku Anthem?"
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Wonderduck - I didn't think it was that great, but it did make me want to watch
World of Narue.
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...which is the best compliment you can pay a video, if you ask me. I had the same reaction you did (except I like the AMV better than you, apparantly), in that it made me want to watch the show.
Fluff, but fluff is GOOD. Not every anime has to be
Evangelion. There's room for
G-On Riders or
World of Narue, too (not to say that those two are even remotely similar).
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No Surprise
Which Haibane Renmei Character are you?

You are Nemu! Nemu is kind of a big-sister figure, always overseeing things and helping raise the children. She reads a lot, and is always sleepy, but that's because she's always doing more than her fair share of work.
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Although when I went back to get the HTML, I changed one of the answers and got Hikari.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wednesday, April 12 2006 01:31 AM (LUBRF)
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I confess that I spent way too long on that quiz. I tried to manipulate it to get every possible character :)
Why do you say it's no surprise that you're Nemu? is it the sleep thing, or the library thing?
As I mentioned in my blog post I am pretty sure I answered the questionns a certain way to get my result. But Nemu definitely is the most similar to me in some ways. I'm pretty much nothing like Reki, though her character fascinates me the most.
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is it the sleep thing, or the library thing?Yes. :)
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I came back as Kuu. Having never seen the show, does that mean anything?
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"Having never seen the show, does that mean anything?"
Yes, it does, but we're not allowed to say.
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Tuesday, April 11
Worst Bonus Episodes Ever?
Everyone seems to agree that the
Sugar Summer Special was extremely well done, and provided needed closure to the series. It's one of the best anime "extras" that I've seen.
But what's the worst? My nomination goes to Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden, which manages to negate every major plot point of the series. Wonderduck suggests the Elfen Lied special (which I haven't seen).
Anyone?
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I'm tempted to say, "Angelic Layer, because they didn't do one and I really wanted them to!" But that would be cheating.
I haven't actually seen all that many "extra" episodes; they're not all that common. The worst ones I've seen were the two for .Hack/Sign, but only because they were as mediocre as the rest of the series was.
Would you let me nominate the first "Key the Metal Idol" movie? It was 90 minutes which consisted of nothing except backstory exposition.
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OK, I looked it up and
Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden is a 4-episode OVA sequel. Now that I understand the rules of the game, I definitely have a nomination: the second
El Hazard OVA. The story was completely derivative, Princess Fatora was intolerable, and the appearance of the second Ifurita made no sense and ruined the ending of the first OVA, which is the only
El Hazard story that's actually worth watching. (What? Were the ancients turning out doomsday weapons on an assembly line or something?)
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Yes, that's a bad one. Right in line with
Eikoden, it smushes one of the most important points of the original story.
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The third Fushigi Yuugi is pretty hard to top. Heck, the only worthwhile thing about the Fushigi Yuugi OAVs was that series of shorts after each episode of the... second OAV, I think.
I suppose Evangelion: Death & Rebirth deserves a mention too... hmm. I'll have to think harder on this.
Posted by: HC at Tuesday, April 11 2006 09:27 AM (qmTWt)
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I nominate the entire Invid arc from Robotech.
(yes, I'm reaching here.. I'm a fledgling, remember?)
Posted by: fledgling otaku at Tuesday, April 11 2006 10:58 AM (BLxXg)
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I think I'd have to nominate the
Rahxephon movie on pure waste-of-money factor. Spend two hours rehashing the plot from the series without all that pesky extended cast and character development.
Posted by: Will at Tuesday, April 11 2006 12:50 PM (SOx9v)
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Some nominations:
Evangelion: Death. A movie, rather than a bonus episode... but it was a movie that consisted entirely of recaps. It was double-billed with Rebirth... but that itself was included in End of Evangelion. So basically, the whole Death/Rebirth movie was redundant.
Pilot Candiate/Candidate for Goddes - The whole series is told entirely in exposition. So's the movie.
The Onegai Twins OVA tends to mess up the ending of the series, so let's mention that as well. Hopefully, one of these qualifies.
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At the risk of offending our host, I'd probably have to go with some of the Tenchi spin-offs / movies / etc. but I can't decide which ones. It's not that they're especially bad compared to some of the anime out there, just they're a significant drop from the original series. It's especially hard to explain given the jumps in continuity between the various series, and trying to determine which are bonus features and which deserve to be treated as seperate works.
The original OAV series is better than the first TV series. The first movie (Tenchi Muyo in love) is one of my all time favorites, but its a derivative of the first TV universe. Anything with Sammy / Pixy Misa is a guilty pleasure and yet another spin-off universe. The other subsequent TV series range from so-so to pretty lousy. The second movie is pretty bad, and the third is merely ok.
My personal favorite bonus episode is the 14th episode of Dual. Although it completely destroys the premises of the final episode of the regular series, it throws a very odd yet amusing spin on the whole affair.
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The Tenchi spinoffs range from unncessary (Universe) to outright sucky (Tenchi in Tokyo).
Except for the Pretty Sammy TV series, which
rocks. Because it has Pixy Misa in it. (And because it's a good story, well told.) The Pretty Sammy OVAs aren't that great, though I like the second one, which is an unashamed assault on Microsoft for operating-system bloat.
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Monday, April 10
High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar
Just finished watching this one too. (And I found time to unpack some more stuff, do the laundry, and go grocery shopping. Gotta love long weekends.)
I was absolutely entranced when I first saw the opening credits to this show, more than three years ago. Even on a crappy RealPlayer video clip the kawaii genius of the creators came through. But then, though I bought all the DVDs, I foundered on the early episodes. The first episode is wonderful, but then it gets silly for a while. If I'd kept watching just a little longer I would have gotten to the good bit - the last 80% of the show - but, well, too much anime, too little time.
There's not a lot I like in the present anime season (Karin being the prime exception) so I've finally been catching up. And no doubt about it, Sugar is a gem. Highly recommended.
Chizumatic review here.
Some spoilers follow.
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I dunno; I haven't seen the one you're talking about, but I have a hard time believing that it could be as completely off-mood as
Elfen Lied's extra episode.
Oy. You go from a dark, horror-filled series to a light sit-com? Oy. What the hell were they THINKING?
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The early episodes are all necessary to the long term plot, but when you're watching episodes 2-5, they do seem somewhat pointless. Once you get to episode 6, however, then it really starts to get into gear, and they hook you for the rest of the show.
Yes, it's really a gem of a show, and that's why I've been pushing it all this time. It isn't just an incipient diabetes attack waiting to happen.
As to the summer special, unquestionably it's very well done. Lots of good stuff in there, but by far the best scene is Pepper playing the evil witch. She is
spectacularly miscast in that role, and the seiyuu handles it beautifully. (That must have been a fun recording session.)
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Sunday, April 09
OMG LOL
Punk Sugar!
Speaking of which: She's not invisible; she's got a natural SEP field.
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Basil and Cinnamon are quite the pair.
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By the way, what does SEP mean?
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SEP = Somebody Else's Problem
A reference to the Douglas Adams book where something is made unseen by encasing it in an SEP field. It doesn't make the thing invisible, it just makes the minds of the viewers want to ignore it. As in, "Whatever that is, it's Somebody Else's Problem" You get the effect of invisiblity without all the hassle of bending light and such. It's way cheaper and uses less power, since for the most part people are already inclined to ignore problems if they can.
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World's Largest Lucky Dip
Y'know, I
thought I had more DVDs than that.
To explain: I moved house twice last year. Once by choice (mostly), once not. So my smaller possessions are rather scrambled right now. Last move I filled two large-ish boxes with DVDs, and I had unpacked those (to the extent of sticking them all in a closet, which at least gets the boxes out of my way). But that only produced four of the six Sugar DVDs - specifically 2, 3, 4 and 6.
But when I was packing books (I have about 3000 of the blasted things) I would often fill a box part-way with hardcovers and then top it off with paperbacks or CDs or tapes or DVDs - the boxes get too heavy otherwise. So I started pulling every box open just to see if that one had DVDs in it. I found Sugar volume 1 pretty quickly, but no volume 5.
I did find lots of other things, though, including DVDs I'd forgotten I had (I haven't seen all my DVDs since, oh, last May). The most recent box contained ten volumes of Encyclopaedia Britannica, and piled on top of those, four stacks of twelve DVDs. Let's look at one stack:
Haibane Renmei volumes 2 and 3. I bought the box set last year thinking I only had the first volume; looks like I may have two complete copies.
Inu Yasha volume 12.
Nuku Nuku Dash volume 1.
Pulp Fiction
Futurama season 2, disc 2.
Princess Mononoke
Jawbreaker (No, I don't know why.)
His Girl Friday
Yamamoto Yohko: The Perfect Collection
The Avengers '63 disc 4 (Honor Blackman as Cathy Gale)
Monty Python's Flying Circus disc 5
Magic User's Club disc 5
Volume 5 of Sugar was in the next stack. Unopened, like volume 6.
I'm trying to turn them into AVIs so I can easily watch them on my notebook, but my computer isn't co-operating. I might have to live with DVDShrink, which works just fine.
And I still have 30 boxes to open.
(Also found: Two cartons of wine, which may or may not be drinkable; the keyboards for my SGI and Sun workstations; the mouse for my Wacom graphics tablet; my N64 and Playstation (one) and their respective controllers; a whole lot of SCSI cables; the grand unified remote control collection; The Maltese Falcon; a pretty complete set of AD&D 2nd Edition rules (about 40-50 volumes); a 120GB hard disk, which I assume doesn't work; my toaster; the controller for my Logitech speaker system (which has led a rough life this past year); my Sony Vaio; a pair of binoculars; my Dalek apron; a Sailor Mercury doll; a Life on Mars Lego set; my spare pair of glasses (and a reminder why they are my spare pair: instant migraine); and 125 blank DVD-Rs. Oh, and rather a lot of books.)
Update: Ooh, Pom Poko!
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Okay, fess up, are you a Cathy Gale man or an Emma Peel man. Personally, I raise a lot of ire in my house because i think Cathy ran rings around Emma.
:-D
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Tommy, you have GOT to be kidding. There's no contest, it's Mrs Peel in a walkover.
Excuse me for a second.
...mmmmmmm leathercatsuit...
...Okay, I'm good.
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Emma Peel all the way.
Smart and can kick ass. In black & white and colour.
Rowr !!
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Bottle Fairy
Okay, I just finished watching it, and then read Steven's
too many words. (Contains spoilers.)
And I cracked up.
There's a time for analysis, and there's a time to go with the story as it's presented. Sometimes a fairy is just a fairy.
I call the Calvin and Hobbes defense here: All of it is true, particularly the parts that are impossible.
P.S. Steven, whatever you do, don't watch Mahoraba.
(Analysis of my own follows.)
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No, it makes perfect sense. She puts the fairy dolls into the bowl.
Besides which, we see events through her eyes, and she's delusional.
Still, I think I myself said that not everyone is going to find that alternate explanation convincing or even interesting. I'm glad you didn't, because it spoiled the series for me.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Sunday, April 09 2006 10:35 AM (+rSRq)
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Mmph.
It would make more sense to assume that the last episode was a dream sequence. It's not the first time we saw the fairies dream that they'd grown up. I mean, if you're assuming that everything we see is false, why go for the darkest possible interpretation?
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I should add -
When you have a fun little anime about magic fairies, it is most likely a fun little anime about fairies.
Because if it was about a girl who was suffering from trauma-induced multiple-personality disorder, and they indicated this by having her eyes change colour when she changed personalities, then they wouldn't bother with the fairies.
Trust me on this. ;)
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I'm not sure autism fits, because the fairies have as many problems dealing with the natural world as they do dealing with other people.
Anyway, the main reason I think it is to be taken literally is that there is already a whole
Shoujo-brain-damage genre. For example,
Nanaka 6/17,
Midori no Hibi, and
Mahoraba ~ Heartful Days ~. The text of the latter is
precisely what you think the subtext of
Bottle Fairy is, right down to the eye-colour changes.
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And Ai Yori Aoshi. Lovely girl, but obviously the brain-damaged result of a warped upbringing.
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Friday, April 07
Hello everyone. I suppose you think that nothing much is happening at the moment.
When I first started watching anime
as anime rather than as cartoons that just happened to come from Japan, one of the things I most looked forward to was the new releases from ADV every month. For a simple reason: The ADV tapes (and this was back in the middle ages, so all we had was tapes) had trailers on them.
Trailers that did not suck.
This was an art that had escaped most of the anime distributors of the time, though watching even a handful of ADV's trailers made the techniques involved obvious. All they did was take the opening theme (or in some cases, the closing theme if it was catchier or if there was no opening theme) and a selection of clips from the show. Even without a real-time NLE (which were in short supply in the 12th century) you could put something like that together in an hour or two. Add titles with your handy-dandy character generator (anyone remember the outrage when ADV changed their subtitle font?) and you're done. A 90 second promotional spot that your customers will actually want to watch made for practically nothing.
(The secret part that most of their competitors didn't get was what they didn't do. No voice-over. They let the anime speak for itself.)
Well, that's what I want to talk to you all about; endings.
I love the opening and closing sequences of anime shows because this is exactly what they are designed to do. They have to sell the show, and they have just 90 seconds to do it.
The job is very different to the opening credits of most western TV shows. Look at something like, say, Buffy or Stargate. Yes, you have theme music (or in the case of Buffy, a crappy pointless noisy riff), and you have some action shots, but the big point is to show and name the cast. Because... Well, I don't actually know exactly why. But that's what they do. With a live-action show, the cast is important; not many TV series can get away with replacing their stars (Dr Who being the notable exception).
Live action TV shows live or die to a large degree by their casts. The stories are secondary - which is why so much of what we get on our screens is crap.
Animation doesn't. I might be interested if a series has a character voiced by Megumi Hayashibara, still a favourite of mine, or if it has music composed by Yoko Kanno. A film from Hayao Miyazaki is a must see. But for the most part, the names of the seiyuu (voice actors), composers, directors, and writers don't register all that strongly. It's not about the stars.
Now, endings normally happen at the end.
It's about the story. Most anime is developed from existing manga*, comic books, and manga are usually the work of just one or two people. They're almost always black-and-white, so there's not even the need for the type of teams of artists that produce many Western comics. (Does Rumiko Takahashi have an inker and a letterer? I have no idea.)
And when a show is story-driven, what you have to do is tell the story. If you have 12 episodes worth of story, you can't run the series for seven years.** So next year, next season in fact, you have to come up with another story to tell.
And you have to persuade people to watch it.
And you have ninety seconds to do so.
You have ninety seconds to say, these are my characters. This is my artistic style, this is my animation, this is my music. This is my story. Please watch it so that the advertisers will keep funding me and I can afford something more than instant ramen now and then.
But as we all know, endings are just beginnings.
Given that requirement, it's not surprising that a lot of thought and effort goes into the opening and closing credits in anime. I have a couple of laser discs (uh, somewhere) of the credits for all the seasons of Urusei Yatsura and Ranma ½. That such a thing could be produced and sold means that I'm not the only person to notice this.***
Hence this, and this:
My friend (a 2nd generation Japanese) who has seen far more anime than all other people I know (and myself) combined, has come up with an heuristic for judging whether something is worth getting an actual viewing. There are far too many series around competing for attention, even more so for him since he can watch region 2 releases (no need for English). Time and resources are finite, so some sort of prioritization must be used. Basically it is this:
Watch the opening and the closing.
- If both are good, then the series is, more likely than not, also good and worth watching.
- If one is good but the other so-so, then the final opinion could go either way. (Openings are worth more points.)
- If both are bad, don't watch.
It doesn't always work, of course. The opening theme to Aishiteruze Baby was some appallingly dreary Suzanne Vega-ish thing, but I liked the show a great deal. And they can be terribly misleading (Narutaru, I'm looking at you).
But it works - for me - far more often than not.
And that's why I'm archiving them here. A reviewer can tell you that the animation is fluid (or stilted, as it may be); the music joyous or inspired or achingly beautiful or, well, none of the above. But in ninety seconds, you can determine that for yourself.
* Most anime series that aren't adaptations of manga are adaptations of computer games. But they almost invariably suck, so I'll ignore them.
** Ranma ½ notwithstanding.
*** And if you thought that the closing themes for Popotan or Happy Lesson were ear worms, just writing the name of Urusei Yatsura has got Lum no Love Song stuck in my head.
Hoshitachi ga kagayaku yofuke
Yumemiru no anata no subete.
Aishite mo anata wa shiramburi de.
Imagoro wa dare ka ni muchuu.
Oh yes, here, in case you were wondering.
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or in the case of Buffy, a crappy pointless noisy riff
Hey! don't be hating on Nerf Herder.
You apparently liked the UY opening/closing animations more than
I. Aside from "Rock the Planet", I don't think I've seen a UY
op/ed that didn't make me want to put a fist through drywall.
That horrible giggle from the first TV opening...
shudder
Posted by: Mitch H. at Friday, April 07 2006 11:20 AM (iTVQj)
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I don't know what my reaction to the UY songs would be today. It was the third show I watched when I started taking anime seriously, so it had a pretty big impact on me.
Actually, I can find out pretty quickly. Where's my iPod? Right. Now w-a-i-t for it to boot. Oookay, the giggle is a bit much, but it's over with soon enough.
(The second anime I watched was Dominion: Tank Police, which was also great. The first one was a forgotten bit of fluff called
Ultimate Teacher. This was pre-web, so I have an excuse.)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, April 07 2006 11:37 AM (zZVLb)
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I think it's a good heuristic despite you know who complaining about it.
I have a difference of opinion with Steven about the OP and ED of Banner of the Stars. I thought that the ED was great (as a music at least), and I have it on my iPod by J.Greely's method. But the funny thing is... it took me a few months to figure it out. It starts a little weak, so I always skipped it until some chance intervened. So, for me Banner is actually a matching hit for the heuristic.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Friday, April 07 2006 02:36 PM (9imyF)
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Pete, my ears are burning.
I notice that no one is disagreeing with me about
Card Captor Sakura.
The single most important difference between American episodic animation and Japanese episodic animation is that American shows are
always intended to be of indefinite length, just in case they're hits and may get renewed for another season.
The majority of Japanese episodic shows are expected to be only a single season, if not a half season, and as such they can actually tell a real story over the course of the show. When that's handled well (e.g. Noir) you can have a completely riveting series where every single episode contributes significantly to the story being told.
Of course, not every series manages to do that, but the majority of them at least try to. There still are series which are 24-26 episodes long which really should have been 12 (e.g. Chobits) or which have a substantial number of filler episodes (e.g. El Hazard, The Lost World) or which are 12 episodes but only really had 6 episodes of story to tell (e.g. Popotan) but at least they usually try to tell a long term story.
I would propose a different heuristic: generally speaking, half-season series (12-14 eps) average much better than full season or two season series.
Of course, there will be exceptions.
Card Captor Sakura ran 70 episodes and was excellent, and
Happy Lesson TV was mediocre at best. But when I go back and look at it, the majority of the series I really like the most were half-season:
Haibane Renmei, Someday's Dreamers, Banner of the Stars, Magic Users Club, Hand Maid May, Serial Experiments Lain. The half-season format seems to force directors into an economy of story telling which generally results in a tighter story. (Not always, though;
Key, the Metal Idol got through its half season and hadn't even begun to tell its story yet.)
It's another heuristic, of course, and like all heuristics it's not perfect. (As the old joke goes, if a heuristic was never wrong it would be an algorithm.) This heuristic has an added benefit, though: if it turns out that the half-season series you bought did suck, you're out less money for fewer DVDs.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Friday, April 07 2006 03:10 PM (+rSRq)
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Pixy, I used the "italics" control quite a lot in that last post, and they all seem to have been ignored. They showed up as italics in the composition frame as I was typing, and I did not do a "preview".
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Friday, April 07 2006 03:12 PM (+rSRq)
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Pixy, please see my experiments on
this thread. It seems that the script creates "strong" and "em" tags for bold and italics, and they don't work. When I manually changed them to "b" and "i" respectively, they did work.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Friday, April 07 2006 03:27 PM (+rSRq)
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The OP for "Popotan" certainly concentrates on what the series expects to deliver to the audience, which is why it concentrates on closeups of various body parts of the main characters. (Sigh)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Friday, April 07 2006 05:08 PM (+rSRq)
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The HTML editor I'm using has some great features, but it generates weird HTML - and it varies a
lot between IE and Mozilla/Firefox. And then it has to contend with the Movable Type comment washer.
Let's see if I've fixed it...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, April 07 2006 07:16 PM (zZVLb)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, April 07 2006 07:16 PM (zZVLb)
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I always liked the music trailers over the narrative trailers. (They're also less labor-intensive to put together, and can be done earlier in the production process - you don't need voice actors or a director to put together a rockin' trailer.) ADV has (well, presumably still has) an absolute wizard at this. However, about a year and a half ago, they started emphasizing "narrative trailers", gah. IIRC, while narrative trailers aren't as fun for the end user, it's much better to have them on hand for retailers, who are the ones making buying decisions that'll make or break a series independently of whether anybody actually wants to watch it...
Also, a lot of viewers nowadays like to hear a bit of the dub, though I don't much go for it myself. (Whaddaya want? I was/am a subtitler, I don't watch dubs for a living! ;p)
The real reason why the OP and ED garner a lot of attention on the Japanese production side is simple - it's work that only has to be done ONCE. Yes, yes, good opening and ending and it enhances the show and helps sell it and yadda yadda, but fundamentally, it's 3 minutes of animation that you don't have to do over again every friggin' week. Essentially, because it's going to be run 13 or 26 or god-knows-how-many times, it's very efficient to pour extra work into that bit of animation.
Heck, some recent shows (Chrono Crusade springs to mind) have gone to air the first few episodes before the "real" opening was animated - they ran on air with a montage of shots from the show, then went to DVD with the "real" opening. Heh, Japanese animation production is very much a just-in-time industry, and it occasionally gets them in trouble...
Posted by: Avatar at Friday, April 07 2006 07:30 PM (mELpt)
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FWIW, some OPs are incredibly sneaky about what they're showing. Case in point is the opening for Azumanga Daioh.
It LOOKS like some surreal conglomerate of clips thrown together over an oddly catchy song... but if you pay attention, it's a 90 second retelling of the ENTIRE SERIES! I didn't catch it until I watched the series for the second time, and then it surprised and delighted me.
Scary.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, April 07 2006 08:21 PM (7+BNY)
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FWIW, some OPs are incredibly sneaky about what they're showing. Case in point is the opening for Azumanga Daioh.
Chobits strikes me this way. The two of them are standing apart, alone. They bump into each other. They look. They regard each other for a moment. He is quite happy, but she gives no reaction.
Then there is this crazy pattern of digital-esque light around Chi's eye and she suddenly begins moving. She reaches out to him.
He
accepted her, but she
chose him.
Posted by: Shamus at Friday, April 07 2006 10:00 PM (GDT1x)
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Pixy, whatever it is you did to the comment entry, the bold and italic buttons now seem to work properly:
bold italic underline strike super
script sub
script
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Saturday, April 08 2006 12:29 AM (+rSRq)
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You know guys, those who want to deconstruct and hyperanalyze ought to watch Windy Tales (Fuujin Monogatari).
Anyway, while I intuitively agree with Heuristic 2 (H.1 := "Size") and Heuristic 1 (H.1 := "compute_suck(OP+ED)"), they seem weak even in conjunction when examined closer. The data which I have is
quite inconclusive.
I pulled 3 boxes full of DVDs from the closet and compiled the list of Like factor (corresponds to Rewatchability), H.1 factor, H.2 in eposode units. The table has movies (from same boxes) and non-DVD thrown in too (for illustrative purposes), sorted by R.
S R H.1 H.2
Azumanga 5 3.5 26
Sp.Away 5 - M
Haibane 4.5 4 13
[Windy T.] 4.5 5 13
Kamichu 4.5 4 16
-- Naruto 3.7 5 180
Banner 3.3 3.5 13
Porco 3 - M
Dai-Guard 3 4.5 26
Stellvia 3 5 26
Chobits 3 3 26
Tenchi OVA 2.5 3.5 13
Furuba 2.5 3.3 26
Stratos 4 2 4 13
Excel Saga 1 3 26
Jubei-chan 1 3 13
Ga.Angel 1 3 Many
Drag.Half 1 3 2
ROD 1 4 3
[FLCL] 1 3 6
I was unable to calculate sensible corelation values, because of normalization difficulties. In case of H.1, there's a lot of randomness and self-selection, because my shelf has better shows than store shelf. See, no ones or twoes. Basically I never saw a complete stinker of an opener. For H.2, the trouble is in the scale. I mean, I do not even have CCS (70) or Maison Ikokku (96). But Naruto pushes 180! The other trouble for H.2 is how a bunch of stinkers has very small number of episodes.
But even so, it's obvious that H.2 is weak, in the sense that it gives good guidance for 13 and 26 group, but not for any oddballs. The way to apply it is to tabulate: 13 is factor 4.5, 26 is 0.5, everything else is 2.5.
H.1 is weak because truly horribly OPs/EDs are rare, so it fluctuates wildly and thus throws many exceptions.
It was a good fun to think about it, but I'm afraid we may be better without either H.1 or H.2.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Sunday, April 09 2006 05:31 AM (9imyF)
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Ah.
I don't consider quality/likeability to be the same as rewatchability.
I think
Cowboy Bebop is a brilliant show - and I have no intention of rewatching it.
(I think Connie Willis's
Doomsday Book is brilliant, and I have no intention of ever rereading that either.)
I do think we need a bigger sample set, though. I just unpacked one, but I don't know when I'll get to analyse it...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, April 09 2006 05:52 AM (lLRbG)
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I thought that we were considering a purchase decision. In that context, R is the main criteria, because if you do not want to rewatch, you do not need to own something that can easily be rented.
Also, H.2 gives a good guidance indeed, I was mistaken calling it "weak". I got carried away with calculations which were futile. But if we simply split the table in three between Porco Rosso and Dai-Guard, and between Jubei-Chan and Galaxy Angel, the upper half is almost all 13s, middle part is almost all 26. Spooky, huh. Should've applied common sense earlier.
A bigger data set would be nice, but I'm lazy.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Sunday, April 09 2006 03:46 PM (9imyF)
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Ah. Okay, I'm with you. I've never rented anime, because by the time there was anything worthwhile in the rental stores (in Australia) I was moving to fansubs anyway.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, April 09 2006 10:13 PM (oyvZL)
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You guys are the 30878 best, thanks so much for the help.
Posted by: Caty Tota at Saturday, July 08 2006 03:05 PM (EfiW2)
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