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Tuesday, February 24

Anime

Chrno Crusade

Nuns with guns.

Nuns with guns in 1920s New York.

Nuns with guns in 1920s New York fighting demons.

And destroying everything in their path, Dirty Pair style.

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Friday, February 20

Anime

Ippatu Diaries

In epsiode 5, we learn what to do if you and your roomate are trapped inside a barrel which is slowly filling with water.

In episode 6, we are taught how to deal with being swallowed by a 7-metre python.

In episode 7, we find out how to make a sturdy rope out of toilet paper. Also, that seasons are reversed in the Southern Hemisphere.

In episode 8, we learn how to use a steam cannon to escape from a raging bushfire.

This is one of the most educational shows I've ever seen!

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Thursday, February 19

Anime

Ippatu Update

Okay, summary of episode one*
Our heroine, Kunyan, must escape from a sauna after dislocating both shoulders and both hips. She only has a limited amount of time to do so before she loses consciousness due to dehydration.

Oh, and in escaping she also manages to dislocate her jaw.

This is accompanied by medical information on joints and dislocation and diagrams showing the distance from the seat to the door of the sauna measured in Kunyan-lengths.

Kids, try this at home!

Episode two:

Kunyan and her flatmate have purchased a live King Crab for dinner. Unfortunately, it has escaped and is now firmly attached to Kunyan's face. They try to remove the crab using centrifugal force:
F (centrifugal force) = mv2 / r
(m = Kunyan + crab, r = radius, v = velocity)
That's direct from the video, by the way. Success!
Well, each episode is only four minutes, so they have a limited opportunity to torture poor Kunyan.

One more:

Trapped in an awkward Yoga position, Kunyan accidentally spills a bottle of liquor and it catches fire from a lit cigarette. Given that Kunyan is unable to stand up, how can she put out the flames?

Solution: Taking her flatmate's box of Valentine's Day condoms, Kunyan walks on her hands into the kitchen, climbs into the sink, and makes an arsenal of water balloons. (The video shows the recommended method for this.) The fire is put out, the apartment is saved!

As Kunyan says: Arigato... condoms.

* After BitTorrent stopped playing sillybuggers and I was able to download the files.

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Anime

Ippatu Kikimusume

There's something about this unusual little anime series. But just what, I don't know.

If I try to open the directory, Windows Explorer crashes.

If I persevere and try to view the video, Winamp crashes.

Ahh. Things are back to normal, it would seem.

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Thursday, February 12

Anime

Galaxy Railways

This train is travelling westward toward the planet Destiny.

We will be making a transfer at the Hope & Despair station.

We'll be making use of a timeknot.

Due to this circumstance, please do not open your windows.

Because opening your window on a train travelling through deep space while it is using a timeknot is a bad idea.

Please don't use the the toilet while the train is standing at the station either.

Update: Well, that's nice. They kill half the family in the first episode, and then in the second episode they go back in time and kill them again.

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Sunday, February 01

Anime

Maburaho

Okay, so this guy can only use magic eight times before he turns into dust and blows away. And in the first four episodes, he's used magic, let's see, one, two, three times.

Given that AnimeNfo says that this is a 24-part series, I see a little problem looming for our hero...

Update: Episode 12, and he just turned into dust and blew away. Well, I wasn't wrong.

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