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Wednesday, July 08


Daily News Stuff 7 July 2020

Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Edition

Tech News

  • Slack and the terrible horrible no good very bad day.  (Slack)

    As terrible horrible no good very bad days go, this wasn't all that.  They had a problem with an autoscaling script, and didn't notice because they had a problem with their autoscaling monitoring.  When users screamed, they found it and fixed it.

    They did not, for example, take down all their datacentres across the entire planet with a single rogue BGP packet.

  • Ryzen XT is real and it's meh.  (Tom's Hardware)

    We expected a small clock speed bump, and that's what we got.  The 3600XT benefits most, and the 3900XT least, because the TDP remains the same and the 3900XT didn't have much headroom.

    The benchmarks here show the 10900K in a rather more positive light than PassMark.  It is, after all, a desktop processor with a gaming emphasis, where a Ryzen 3700X is a server chiplet that didn't pass muster and was passed down to the desktop market.  Still, my ardor for that W-1290P server has substantially cooled.

  • Pricing for Ryzen Pro 4000 desktop APUs has leaked and appears to top out at around $300.  (Tom's Hardware)

    A Ryzen Pro 4750G is cheaper than a Ryzen Pro 3700X - assuming the leak is correct - and has integrated graphics.

  • Amorphous boron nitride could be the next big thing in semiconductors unless it isn't.  (WCCFTech)

    Crystalline boron nitride (Borazon) has similar properties to diamond, combining elements 5 and 7 in an array so that the result looks and acts rather like a crystal of element 6 - carbon.  Amorphous boron nitride similarly acts rather like graphene, also a substance of interest in semiconductor research.

  • Free chips!  (FOSSi Foundation)

    Okay, so you need to design them yourself.  And they're produced at 130nm, which is paleolithic at this point.

    But for, say, the retrocomputing hobby market, where certain chips are becoming unavailable even second hand, this could be a godsend.  The original 6502 was manufactured on an 8 micron process node; this offers thousands of times the areal density.

    And you can't beat free.

  • I slipped on a wet floor and hurt pretty much everything.  Not recommended.

    Had a remarkable moment of clarity in what couldn't have taken even one second: Uh-oh, falling, going to land hard, make sure arms are clear and don't let your head hit anything thump oof well that went about as well as could be expected.

  • Chrome is going to strangle JavaScript.  (Bleeping Computer)

    Oh, throttle as in slow down.  Much less exciting.  But if you leave a bunch of tabs open on your laptop, this simple change could add a couple of hours to your battery life.

    Which tells us that websites are garbage.

Disclaimer: Ow.

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Monday, July 06


Daily News Stuff 6 July 2020

Are There Any News Edition

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Disclaimer: Not a new.

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Sunday, July 05


Daily News Stuff 5 July 2020

Konya Wa Hairspray Hurricane Edition

Tech News

Anime Music Video of the Day

I prefer the Dirty Pair AMV to this version, but I can't make the same pun.

Disclaimer: Sorry folks, city's closed.  The elk out front shoulda told ya.

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Daily News Stuff 4 July 2020

Space Force Anthem Edition

Tech News

Anime Music Video of the Day

Happy Independence Day everyone!

Update: Via Brickmuppet, this:

Did I disable videos in the comments or is it broken just for that one?

Disclaimer: Needs an update, but I don't think the Space Force even has an anthem yet.

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Saturday, July 04


Daily News Stuff 3 July 2020

End Of End Of Financial Year Edition

Tech News

Disclaimer: So that's it for today and as always, I hope you've learned something.

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Friday, July 03


Daily News Stuff 2 July 2020

Hairy Wizard Edition

Tech News

  • Reminder that there are two new Dresden Files books due this year - Peace Talks lands this month, and Battle Ground in September.

    This was originally planned to be a single volume but Jim Butcher couldn't make it work.  Eventually his editor suggested making it two books, and Jim said, oh, yeah, and went away and rewrote it all.

  • If you need a shiny new dedicated server, redacted has the brand new and very shiny wait where did it go?

    They did have an offer on the brand new W-1290P, the workstation version of Intel's Core i9 10900K, but the post seems to have disappeared.  

    You can read about the W-1200 family even if you can't get one just yet.  (Intel)

  • A deep dive into Intel's Lakefield.  (AnandTech)

    I do not find this particularly exciting - one Core core and four Atom cores makes for a barely adequate experience at best - but maybe it's just what someone, somewhere is looking for.

  • HBM2E is memory taken to ludicrous speed.  (AnandTech)

    3600MHz is pretty common for DRAM these days, but having a 1024-bit bus on a single chip less so.

  • A closer look at LG's Gram 17.  (WCCFTech)

    This is a 3lb 17" laptop with a full keyboard and a 2560x1600 display.  If you need a big screen laptop that weighs less than some 13" models, this might be for you.  It's not exactly cheap, though, and gaming performance on the Core i7-1065G7 rates a "meh".

  • How much Python does a Python need to be a Python?  (Snarky)

    Asked in the context of getting something better than goddamn JavaScript to run on browsers, since WebAssembly's security model makes a full Python implementation problematic.

    The article also reminded me that there's an effort under way to implement Python in Rust.  (GitHub)  And that already runs under WebAssembly.

  • If you really miss Motif and CDE, SerenityOS might be just what you are looking for.

    Only...  Why?

    Well, aesthetics aside, it does seem to be a lightweight and fast little Unix-like OS.  Nothing wrong with that.

  • Rust is designed from the ground up to compile slowly.  (PingCAP)

    Much of this also applies to Crystal. 

  • Don't use closed-source encryption.  (Bleeping Computer)

    The EncroPhone network - popular among the criminal set - was infiltrated by law enforcement, mesages intercepted, and several hundred people arrested across Europe.

    My American readers will laugh though, to see the British police boast alongside siezing two tonnes of narcotics and 28 million tablets of very off-brand Valium, 1800 rounds of ammunition.

  • BDFL just don't mean what it used to.  (ZDNet)

    Salvatore Filippo, also known as Antirez, is stepping down from his role as chief maintainer of Redis.  Basically because he was finding he was spending more time as a manager than as a programmer.

  • The Blackview Tab 8 is a $160 Android tablet that doesn't seem to skimp too much on anything.  (ZDNet)

    Android 10, 1920x1200 display, 8-core 1.6GHz A55, 4GB RAM, 64GB EMMC, USB-C, SD card, dual SIM cards, headphone ja-

    Wait, 10" screen?  Then why did you bloody well call it the Tab 8?  Grumble grumble.

  • Microsoft is updating the start menu from being a shrieking dumpster fire to being merely a loudly cursing dumpster fire.  (

    Don't look at me, I've been running Start8 since back when it was still called Start8.

  • Kongregate is shutting down.  (TechRaptor)

    Not surprising given that Flash is dying at the end of the year, but a sad end of an era, brought about by Adobe's fuck-upedness.

  • Remember last year when I was fiddling with the idea of building a computer based on an embeded Arm chip and nothing ever came of it because that would actually require work?

    Well, someone actually did it.  (

    The Colour Maximite 2 is based on the same family of ST Micro Arm microcontrollers that I was looking at (and that I actually have a development kit for).

    It's not a complete custom board, using a rather nice module from Waveshare that includes the CPU, 8MB of RAM, headers for absolutely everything, and a USB port.

    The only problem is that the module itself costs US$30 and I was aiming for a system cost of around that.  I was using the cheapest member of the family but got derailed when I realised that it was not possible to do everything I wanted with the 100-pin package that version came in, and upgrading would instantly double the unit cost.

    Also I don't really know what I'm doing with this stuff, but I rarely let that stop me.

Anime News

Video of the Day

And here is the wee beastie itself.

It executes 270,000 lines of interpreted Basic per second, so Basic runs faster than assembler on an 8-bit era system.  It has a simple file manager but mainly it throws you straight into Basic with no complications to slow you down.

I may have to get one.  I'd need to dig out an old monitor though, since it only supports VGA - no DVI, which is the way I planned to go.

Disclaimer: Could get a VGA to HDMI converter, I guess.

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Thursday, July 02


Daily News Stuff 1 July 2020

Half-Way Mark Edition

Tech News

  • The Apple press is insane, part one.

    Apple Silicon - that is, Arm - trounces Microsoft's Surface Pro X - again, Arm - in first tests.  (ZDNet)

    A desktop device scored 800/2900.  That's within 5% of Microsoft's mobile device - faster on single-core tests, slower on multi-core tests.  The article actually lies about the Surface Pro score - it links to a list of benchmark results, and then ignores the top 300 results.

  • The Apple press is insane, part two.

    Apple Silicon - that is, Arm - may have killed the PC as we know it.  (ZDNet again)

    No, but it's kiled the Mac as a general-purpose computer.  Enjoy your walled garden.

  • YouTube TV has hiked its rates by 30%.  (Six Colors)

    Does anyone use that?  I suppose someone must.

  • AWS Snowcone is an 8TB drive wrapped in an impact-resistant rubber brick, designed for getting bulk data into or out of the Amazon cloud.  (Phoronix)

    Since data transfer out of AWS starts at $90 per TB, this could save you a lot of money at the cost of inconvenience and time and oh they fucking charge you per gigabyte for data transferred out of AWS on these devices.

    Pro tip: Don't use AWS if you're the one paying for it.

  • Pandas cause global warming!  (GitHub)

    It reads like a parody of every bad woke "open source" license ever.  They're going after the Python Requests library, which reads web pages and APIs, because everything else uses it.

    If that were to happen, the library would get forked on it's existing open-source license in about three femtoseconds and the woke version would die.

  • The Samsung 870 QVO: Up to 8TB, slower than a hard disk.  (AnandTech)
    In general, the latency scores from the Samsung QVO drives are worse than from the DRAMless TLC drives, while the 4TB QVOs still have better overall throughput. The 1TB QVOs (both old and new) are prone to write latencies that are worse than the 5400RPM hard drive. Both capacities of the 870 QVO have worse read latency but better write latency scores than the 860 QVO.
    99th percentile write latency was 34ms.  That's not as bad as the worst case on a hard drive, but it's several times the typical latency.

    It's probably fine for regular desktop use - files, not databases - though the average write latency of a full drive is still 3ms, which is only twice as fast as a 5400 rpm laptop drive.

    Also, in testing the 4TB model, they found that its idle power consumption was the highest of any drive tested because it was never actually idle.  It was running garbage collection throughout the entire test period, even when they weren't actually testing it.

  • Qualcomm has a new Snapdragon processor aimed at smartwatches.  (AnandTech)

    It has four 1.7GHz A53 cores.

    Who is doing something on a watch that requires four 1.7GHz cores and would you please stop that right now?

Disclaimer: Ugh.  EOFY.  Just say no.

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Tuesday, June 30


Daily News Stuff 30 June 2020

Pardox Of Insanity Edition

Tech News

  • Get your Humble Mapmaking Bundle today!  (Humble Bundle)

    For A$51 - what, US$35? - you get a lifetime license for Campaign Cartographer 3+, City Designer 3, Dungeon Designer 3, Perspectives 3 (to do 3D projections of dungeons and buildings), and a bunch of related books and resources.

    That's all the core modules - the other two are Cosmographer for designing star systems and stuff like that, and Fractal Terrain for automatically generating entire planets (which can then be imported into Campaign Cartographer to produce more conventional fantasy maps).

    I've been meaning to buy Campaign Cartographer for years, but getting everything costs a small fortune.  This is a good way to start.

  • I know, MongoDB is web scale and all that.  But MongoDB's index support is a Swiss Army chainsaw when it comes to just getting the job done.

    Need to index every field in a table, even ones you haven't created yet?  One command.

    Sorry, that should have been a full-text index?  Still one command.

    Oh, you need a full-text index on every field, including ones not yet created, but it needs to be secondary to a top-level key, so that each user account has their own full-text index?  Still one command.

    Need to index an array?  You can do this in MySQL nowadays; you just create a JSON field, make sure you put array data in it since there's no validation, create a function that pulls the data out of that array, bind the function to a virtual field, and build an index on that field.  Or in MongoDB you just index the array and done.

    Shame it doesn't do a better job at joins.

  • Forget Google and Amazon, regulate the payment processors.  (Medium)

    Do that and most other things will sort themselves out.

  • The modern web makes me want to throw up.  (Seph)

    Not everything has to be an app.  Most of the time a web page is better.

  • Everybody is mad at everybody.  (

    Microsoft has suspended advertising on Facebook because Facebook has user-generated content that whiny babies don't agree with.

    Microsoft doesn't have a problem with user-generated content because all their social media projects have died.

  • Amazon is building a 200,000m2 robotic fulfulment centre on the outskirts of Sydney.  (ZDNet)

    Does this mean Amazon Australia will stop being total garbage?  No, probably not.

  • That didn't take long.

    The first benchmarks of Apple's Arm developer kits have leaked out.  (

    It looks like Rosetta 2 actually works well enough to merely be slow and not a total embarrassment.

  • Reddit has gone full-on fascist.

    Not only have they banned 2000 sub-reddits for refusing to believe what the Party tells them, they now explicit condone racist and sexist attacks on people outside the Party.

    Just a coincidence that YouTube and Twitch are doing the same thing at the same time.

    Reddit used to be a useful site.  Now I'll be happy to see it burn.

Disclaimer: Some men just want to watch the world burn.  Me, I want to make some popcorn first.

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Monday, June 29


Daily News Stuff 29 June 2020

Extra Double Remote ISO Edition

Tech News

  • Ryzen 5000 APUs wil have either  Zen 2 or Zen 3 cores alongside either Vega or Navi grahics, depending on stuff unless they won't.  (WCCFTech)

    If this article is right, there will be high-end parts with Zen 3 and Vega, and low-end parts with Zen 2 and Navi.  I don't know if that makes sense.  Maybe it's a scheduling thing - AMD are preparing to ship millions of Zen 2 with Navi chips right now for Microsoft and Sony, and don't have the resources to also prepare Zen 3 / Navi silicon for the beginning of next year.

    Or of course it could just be complete fiction

  • GitHub is was down.  (Hacker News)

    Let's build a decentralised code repository and then all put our code in one place.  That'll work greate.

  • Has GitHub been down more since its acquisition by Microsoft? Yes.  (Nimble Industries)

    Twice as often, in fact.

  • Let's hope it's just aliens.  (IBT)

    Scandinavian atmospheric radiation watchdogs detected a spike in Scandinavian atmospheric radiation over the past week.  After checking that none of their mooses had spontaneously fissioned, they are pointing their slightly glowing fingers at a Russian research facility.

    A Russia spokesman said that Russia had not had any issues with any of their nuclear power stations.

  • How the Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague took hold in America.  (New York Times)

    The answer is, in short, New York.

    Speaking of which, Australia was doing just fine, thanks, then someone in Melbourne sneezed and all the toilet paper evaporated.

Disclaimer: Maybe it's just me, or maybe they shouldn't make toilet paper out of dry ice or whatever the hell they are using that lets it disappear so readily.

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Sunday, June 28


Daily News Stuff 28 June 2020

Cancel All The Things Edition

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Disclaimer: Not that there is any pleasant cross between those two.

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