Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Saturday, September 17
Another Modest Proposal
There are nations in Africa that have no Senators at all, yet America has one hundred of them.
There are nations in Africa that have no Senators at all, yet America has one hundred of them.
Help Africa help itself: Donate a Senator today.
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Saturday, September 03
Are We Sure She's Not Australian?
A DETACHMENT of 300 Arkansas National Guard troops have landed in anarchic New Orleans, with the authorisation to shoot and kill "hoodlums", Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco said.Good.
"Three hundred of the Arkansas National Guard have landed in the city of New Orleans," Ms Blanco said."These troops are fresh back from Iraq, well trained, experienced, battle tested and under my orders to restore order in the streets.
"They have M-16s and they are locked and loaded.
"These troops know how to shoot and kill and they are more than willing to do so if necessary and I expect they will."
(via Tim Blair)
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