You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Yes.
Everything's going to be fine.

Wednesday, September 03

World

Governor Palin's Daughter Phoebe's Best Friend's Cousin's Hamster Reported Pregnant

New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Fox reports: "Hamster" actually guinea pig.  Also, male.

Update: Zogby reports: McCain polling lower with Hamster-American households.

Update: Andrew Sullivan demands to see veterinary records.  "How do we know that this hamster is really a guinea pig?  How can we trust this, when we've made up so many...  Uh, been lied to so many times?"

Update: Fox reports: Hang on, Governor Palin doesn't have a daughter named Phoebe.

Update: New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Gallup reports: McCain polling lower with Charmed-American households.

Update: Daily Kos reports: Risque MySpace photos of Phoebe's best friend's cousin discovered.

Update: Protein Wisdom reports: "Uh, dude, that's an armadillo in a wig.  And believe me, I know an armadillo in a wig when I see one."

Update: Huffington Post reports: Right-wing blogs caught in cover-up!

Update: Ace reports: Left-wing blogs hit bottom, keep digging.  "Believe me, Jeff knows an armadillo in a wig when he sees one."

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Monday, September 01

World

Naughty Librarian

All Governor Palin has to do now is make an appearance wearing kitty ears.
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