Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Monday, July 11
Rebecca And The Great Glass Elevator
A tip for guys: Don't proposition women you don't know in hotel elevators at 4AM if you don't want to come off as kind of creepy.
Which seems like a simple enough rule, and not one it had ever crossed my mind to breach.
A tip for guys: Don't proposition women you don't know in hotel elevators at 4AM if you don't want to come off as kind of creepy.
Which seems like a simple enough rule, and not one it had ever crossed my mind to breach.
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