Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Tuesday, October 07

World

We're All Gonna Die!

The Earth is going to be hit by an asteroid.

In four minutes.

Three minutes.

RUN!

Update: Still alive.  You?

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