A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Wednesday, April 10

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 10 April 2019

The word you are looking for, Chris, is "against".


He's not called Eric "nuke the peasants" Swalwell for nothing


Theresa May, making every other politician look good.  Except maybe Eric.


The only people dumber than Matt Yglesias are his followers - and he can prove it.


I set up a new account - not now, a while back.  Followed one person.  Got suspended.


But grammatically precocious.

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Wednesday, April 03

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 3 April 2019

Good thing you're not a kindergarten teacher, Neva.

Title card: A week after the field trip.
Teacher: Wait.  Where's Bobby?
Cut to: Stock footage of a fat python picking its teeth.

Peak Twitter has been achieved.  You can shut it down now.

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