You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Everything's going to be fine.

Sunday, March 31


Boneless Chicken Ranch 31 March 2019

Sydney has now officially exited summer and the weather is pleasant and so the temperature immediately dropped to 10C last night.  Need to buy a heavier quilt.

Meanwhile, I think an emu has nested in my air conditioner.

Don't talk to me or my roommate the cat ever again.
You can click through to find the garbage take that Rita is responding to, but it's not worth your time.

I got suspended for being adjacency adjacent.

The American media is not only bought and paid for, they sold themselves cheap.

I mean, what even is this?

Brian never fails to disappoint.

But he's through to the next bracket, so there's that.

It's true.  All of it.

I suspect this is Kamala's work.  The rest of the Democratic front runners are imbeciles, and she's a shark armed with nuclear laser torpedoes.

Even Vox awoke from its vodka-and-adderall-induced coma for five minutes to pile on.

Best and brightest.

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Thursday, March 28


Boneless Chicken Ranch 28 March 2019

Live From Waukegan, Illinois Edition

I think I know how that can be arranged.

Freedom wing of the freedom party.

This explains everything.

This also explains everything.

I'm sure he'll tell the truth this time.

From your lips to Vint Cerf's ears, Paul.

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Wednesday, March 27


Extra Boneless Chickens

The new [twitter] tag is great.  You can just sit there all day mocking Politico and it doesn't matter if Twitter has banned you.

Democrats Find Out Santa Isn't Real

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Boneless Chicken Ranch 27 March 2019

Internal DNS Failure Edition

A Daily Roundup of Exceptionally Interesting Tweets for Some Value of Interesting

Only the second worthwhile appearance of Aquaman ever.

That's sure to help the next time a hate crime is reported.

We are not investigators. We are journalists, and our role is to echo whatever we hear, which is exactly what we did.

Were you there that night?

Smart money is on Lawrence Tribe.

It's clear why this astute and funny writer was hired to help conserve conservatism.

Twitter's UI isn't broken just for big accounts. It's broken for everyone.

Ha. That worked. I can create an "embed tweet" tag now.

Update: This post has been converted to use the new [twitter] tag.

Fuck the EU of the Day

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Tuesday, March 26


Meanwhile, Back At The Boneless Chicken Ranch

The pudding cups are lit over at Ace's place right now.
* The entire MSM is now in "well, ackshually" mode.

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