• Sorry, doomsayers.  The trade war and crippling rare earth element shortages have been pushed back to 2026.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  And the US had already forged agreements to obtain rare earth elements from other sources.
  
  Always doom tomorrow, never doom today.

• AMD is relegating driver support for the RX 5000 and RX 6000 series cards to maintenance mode.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  They'll still receive bugfixes, but not driver updates to tune performance in specific games.
  
  My RX 7800 XT is still covered for now.  My two RX 580s rather less so; those drivers have been in maintenance mode for long enough that it's not clear there is still maintenance going on.
  
  
  
• CISA and NSA share tips on securing Microsoft Exchange servers.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  If these tips don't involve thermite, I'm not interested.
  
  
  
• Google is - reluctantly and with much kicking and screaming - starting to implement the changes required from its catastrophic loss in the suit brough against it by Epic Games.  (Ars Technica)
  
  A catastrophe for Google.  A strawberry sundae for everyone else.
  
  
  
• Slop, slop everywhere, and the message boards did stink.  (The Verge)
  
  Facebook's answer to protests against the increasing amount of AI slop in its products is more slop.
  
  
  
• AI browsers are a security time bomb.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  There is no upside here.  AI browsers are bad news.

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• Microsoft went down.  (The Verge)
  
  The outage took out Azure, Microsoft 365, Xbox services, and most importantly, Minecraft, as well as a whole string of Azure customers like Starbucks, Costco, and Zoom.  It even affected some services on AWS and Google Cloud.
  
  It was DNS.
  
  It is always DNS.

• Microsoft keeps disabling workarounds for Windows 11's demand for an online account during setup.
  
  Now Microsoft has YouTube playing cleanup for it, removing videos instructing people how to use the remaining workarounds.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Because fuck you, that's why.
  
  
  
• The problem with Windows handhelds is Windows.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  I knew it!
  
  
  
• Two-time Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger is now at Gloo, where he is working on an AI that will...  Accelerate the Second Coming?  (The Guardian)
  
  Look, it's The Guardian, so take that with a pillar of salt, but I'm not sure this would be entirely a good thing.
  
  
  
• Bending Spoons is buying AOL for $1.5 billion.  (Axios)
  
  We will always have the free coasters though.
  
  
  
• Grokipedia apparently contains insufficient leftist propaganda to satisfy the insufferable moral cretins at The Verge.  (The Verge)
  
  That's a promising sign, at least.

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• Amazon is cutting 14,000 corporate jobs.  (The Verge)
  
  Not replacing them with AI.  Just...  Not replacing them.
  
  
  
• Apple and Microsoft have both passed the $4 trillion market cap line.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Joining Nvidia among the most valuable companies in the world.
  
  Google's parent company is valued at $3.25 trillion, and Amazon is at $2.42 trillion.
  
  Google's parent company Alphabet is valued at $3.25 trillion, Amazon is at $2.42 trillion, and Facebook's parent Meta is at $1.89 trillion.

• How to watch the GTC 2025 keynote.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  What's GTC?  This is mentioned nowhere in the article.
  
  
  
• How to watch the fake AI generated crypto scam GTC 2025 keynote.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Still no mention of what GTC actually is.
  
  
  
• OpenAI's ChatGPT-based web browser, Atlas is...  Not a web browser.  At all.  (Anil Dash)
  
  It queries ChatGPT and assembles things that look like web pages, but have no provenance and no links.
  
  There's nothing to click on.  You type your queries into ChatGPT and you wait for it to generate your slop.
  
  
  
• The Python Foundation has rejected a $1.5 million government grant due to the strings attached.  (The Register)
  
  The "strings" were don't be racist.
  
  For some reason the Python Foundation found that requirement a bridge too far.
  
  
  
• The US Senate is hard at work...  On a bill that would ban AI tamagotchis for children.  (NBC)
  
  Priorities, people.
  
  
  
• OpenAI wants to get to a $1 trillion per year infrastructure spend.  (Axios)
  
  Same.

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• The Department of Energy has signed a $1 billion deal - of some sort - with AMD to build two new supercomputers for energy and medical research.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The systems - one to be delivered early next year, the second in 2028 - use AMD's Epyc CPUs and Instinct accelerator cards.  Instinct is marketed mostly towards AI now, because that's where the money is, but it's a general purpose card for crunching lots of numbers very quickly and makes a fine building block for a supercomputer.
  
  
  
• Qualcomm meanwhile is chasing the trillion dollar bubble with its AI200 and AI250 accelerator cards.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The two cards are expected to arrive next year and 2027 respectively.  Since these are new devices and don't have the track record of Nvidia or AMD (or even Intel) it's hard to know how well they will compete, but Qualcomm did announce that the cards will have 768GB of LPDDR memory each.
  
  These are strongly oriented towards low-precision calculations and would not be as useful for a non-AI supercomputer, or for playing Minecraft.
  
  
  

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• The M5 MacBook Pro's SSD is 2.5x faster than the one used in the M4 models.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It can achieve...  6000MBps.
  
  Which is pretty fast, yes, but all but the cheapest M.2 SSDs can achieve that now, and Apple's storage prices are anything but cheap.
  
  And it means the M4 model only delivered 2400MBps, which if accurate is not fast at all.
  
  
  
• There's no point in waiting for the M5 MacBook Air.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Unless you want a fast SSD.
  
  
  
• Ultra HD televisions are not noticeably better for watching television, maybe.  (The Guardian)
  
  The researchers working on this study note that human vision (naturally good or properly corrected) is about 50% better than the common measure of 20/20 because Herman Snellen - who created the familiar eye chart - needed glasses.
  
  They also created a handy calculator that lets you put in your display details and see how good it is for your use.
  
  For example, my laptop's 2880x1620 screen shows that 66% of people with good vision could tell the difference between it and a "perfect" display.  By the time you get to a 4k laptop screen, that drops to 1%.
  
  And for common 27" or 32" monitors, something between 5k and 8k qualifies as close enough to perfect.  (96% of people can actually see the pixels of a 4k desktop monitor at normal viewing distances, but if you replace it with an 8k model that drops to just 1%.)
  
  
  
• Ex-CISA head Jen Easterly thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams.  (The Register)
  
  We can be thankful that this idiot no longer holds her role at CISA.
  
  
  
• CEO of Alphabet’s X, Astro Teller, on what makes a moonshot.  (Tech Crunch)  (archive site)
  
  What?
  
  
  
• Here's what ads will look like on your $2000 Samsung smart fridge.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  Somehow I paid a quarter of that and didn't get any ads.
   

• Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider: Tanzaburo Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider.  Only problem is, he's now 40, and has to make do with beating the crap out of random bears.  But when criminals show up cosplaying as thugs from the Kamen Rider goon squad "Shocker", he finally gets his chance to live out his dream.
  
  And then things get weird.
  
  
• Sanda: Japan in the future is in decline and the latest generation of children only numbers around 50,000.  Who can save a nation's faltering dream?  No idea, honest.
  
  Things start off weird and get weirder.
  
  

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• Why open source may not survive the rise of generative AI.  (ZDNet)
  
  Actually a real concern.
  
  Open source depends on copyright.  If you write something - software, here, but anything - it is your creating and you have the right to sell it, or to give it away, on terms you decide.  Large open source projects need to get permission from all their contributors to include their code in their project.
  
  Generative AI trashes all of that.  The products of generative AI are not generally copyrightable, and they don't keep track of where things came from either.  A piece of code from AI could be nominally original, or it could be adapted from an open source project, or it could be copied verbatim from a copyrighted source that the AI might not even have had legal access to (Anthropic had to pay out $1.5 billion over similar problems with its training data).
  
  And you can't tell.

• Federal regulators have denied autonomous trucking company Aurora Innovation an exemption to safety rules requiring signals to be placed around broken down vehicles.  (Reason)
  
  Aurora Innovation has sued the Department of Transportation for...  Not changing the rules in its favour.
  
  
  
• GM plans to drop Apple CarPlay and Android Auto support on new vehicles and replace them with, you guessed it, more AI slop.  (The Verge)
  
  Specifically based on Google Gemini, though I don't think the particular flavour of slop is of primary concern.
  
  
  
• Why are network devices in 2025 still vulnerable to the kind of exploits we saw in 1995?  (CSO Online)
  
  Not the specific exploits, but buffer overruns, remote code execution, or simple authentication bypasses where the code never checks the password at all.
  
  The answer?  Because we're still dealing with code that was likely written in 1995:

  "But when you're dealing with legacy code - we've actually seen some C++ applications where you have literally thousands of overflow issues and the original developers are long gone - it's very difficult to get a new developer to look at it, and they don't really want to touch the code. They get to a point where it's like: Well, prove to me it's exploitable, because this is a critical old piece of code that no one understands and it's dangerous to touch it."

  The solution?
  
  Throw AI at it, and when it breaks, fire people.

• Clippy in the server room with a portable blender: Microsoft hopes Mico succeeds where Clippy failed as tech companies warily imbue AI with personality.  (AP News)
  
  Mico is the new horrifying AI-driven mascot of Microsoft's inescapable AI-driven offense to reason, Copilot.
  
  Mico is...  A grape?  A purple raspberry?  I don't know exactly, but kill it with fire.

  "When you talk about something sad, you can see Mico's face change.  You can see it dance around and move as it gets excited with you," said Jacob Andreou, corporate vice president of product and growth for Microsoft AI, in an interview with The Associated Press.  It’s in this effort of really landing this AI companion that you can really feel."

  I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

  Tech-savvy adopters of advanced AI coding tools may want it to "act much more like a machine because at the back end they know it’s a machine," Reimer said.  "But individuals who are not as trustful in a machine are going to be best supported - not replaced - by technology that feels a little more like a human."

  "We glued artificial fur to our woodchipper so that you will feel comfortable as we feed you into it."
   

• The ones who walk away from AImelas.  (MSN)
  
  Could you live in a perfect utopia if it depended on one AI developer somewhere not getting his acai smoothie in the morning?
  
  Wait, I don't think that analogy quite works.  The original story didn't hold up well to second thoughts either, so maybe it metaworks.
  
  
  
• A Baltimore high school student was handcuffed and searched by police after an AI-equipped camera mistook a bag of Doritos for a firearm.  (The Guardian)
  
  Everything dumb is still dumb when you add AI, just faster.
  
  
  
• The Great SassS Gaslighting.  (Unworkable Ideas)
  
  There's a reason IBM rented its software from the early days, and it was not to save you money.
  
  
  
• Why these companies insist on a 72 hour work week.  (MSN)
  
  Because you are expendable.  You're barely even a consideration.
  
  
  
• Electronic Arts is partnering with the company behind Stable Diffusion to make games with AI and not in the good way.  (Engadget)
  
  Computer games have been using AI for about as long as there have been computer games.  Well, not the original Pong which also technically wasn't a computer game since it ran directly on TTL logic and didn't use any sort of processor.  While I was looking into that I ran into this cool tidbit on the original Pong prototype:

  A few days later, the prototype began exhibiting technical issues and Gaddis contacted Alcorn to fix it. Upon inspecting the machine, Alcorn discovered that the problem was due to the coin mechanism overflowing with quarters.

  Nice problem to have.
  
  Oh, anyway, AI has had a role in computer games for about 50 years, but EA aren't planning to use AI in the game.  They're planning to use AI to create the game.
  
  
  
• The glaring security risks with AI browser agents.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  So, AI browsers are the big new thing.  You hand over your ID and your credit cards and they can find the best deal for you online, which is much the same idea as giving your wallet, car keys, and a bottle of Everclear to a nine-year-old with severe ADHD.
  
  Or to put it differently, an 88 year old politician in the early stages of dementia.
  
  
  

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• Tech companies have maxed out their credit cards in wild pursuit of the AI let's-not-call-it-a-bubble.  (Notebook Check)
  
  Debt held by those companies has increased fourfold over the past ten years, to a total of $1.35 trillion.
  
  If the bubble bursts abruptly, the most highly leveraged of those companies - and their lenders - are going to be in a world of pain.
  
  As is the economy, meaning everyone who didn't borrow all that money and set in on fire chasing phantasms. 

• It's Ruperts all the way down until it isn't: The first shape has been found that doesn't have the Rupert property.  (Quanta)
  
  The Rupert property means that an object with a given 3D shape can pass through a hole bored through another object the same size and shape, but rotated so that the smallest cross section of one shape passes through the largest cross section of the other.
  
  The first shape - or at least the first convex polyhedron - has been found that does not have this property.
  
  Or rather, the second, though the article doesn't not point this out presumably because the original example is considered a degenerate solution: Spheres have the same cross-section from every angle, and therefore can only pass through a hole exactly that size.
  
  
  
• Iceland found its first mosquito.  (CNN)
  
  Keep looking, guys, I'm sure you can find more.
  
  
  
• Microsoft Teams will start tracking your location and reporting you to your boss.  (Tom's Guide)
  
  That seems a little goldfish-bowlish, but still.  If you're getting paid to be in the office, and you're not in the office, and your boss finds out, that is rather on you, isn't it?
  
  
  
• Rivian will pay $250 million to settle a lawsuit over major price increases on its cars.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Wait, Rivian makes cars?
  
  Anyway, Rivian hiked prices by 20% to cover increasing costs, and shareholders immediately sued claiming reasonably enough that Rivian had misrepresented those costs.
  
  
  
• Automattic has filed a countersuit against WP Engine, claiming trademark abuse.  (TechCrunch)
  
  WP Engine fired back, saying it merely referred to WordPress by name, adding that Matt Mullenweg's parents are very disappointed in him and he never calls except when he needs money.
  
  
  
• The Espresso Pro is an overpriced 15.6" 4k monitor aimed at Mac users.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  When even tech journalists think your price is too high, your price is too high.
  
  

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• Apple has lost a lawsuit in the UK alleging it overcharged commissions payable by developers, who passed half the excess cost on to their customers, which, this being Apple, was charged by Apple who then took their cut on it.  (9to5Mac)
  
  Penalties could amount to $2 billion.
  
  
  
• In other "that used to be a lot" news Anthropic has signed a deal with Google for cloud services said to be in the tens of billions of dollars.  (CNBC)
  
  Amazon, which has invested $8 billion in Anthropic, might be asking some questions at this point.

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• A statement on superintelligence.  (Superintelligence Statement)
  
  These people are idiots.  Or at least, suffering from an epidemic of Engineer's Disease. 
  
  If you outlaw AI that actually works, only outlaws will have AI that actually works.
  
  And nobody is working in superintelligent AI because nobody is working on intelligent AI.
  
  
  
• Meta is laying off 600 people from its AI team.  (CNBC)  (archive site)
  
  Certainly not those guys.

• Will the $4500 price tag put people off Rivian's electric bicycle.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  (shake shake)  Signs point to yes.
  
  
  
• Ring's CEO says his cameras could "almost zero out crime" within the next twelve months.  (The Verge)  (archive site)

  I think that in most normal, average neighborhoods, with the right amount of technology - not too crazy - and with AI, that we can get very close to zero out crime.

  Forward the Panopticon.
  
  
  
• Old-fashioned reliable IT systems - mostly COBOL - saved US states around $40 billion in nine months in 2020.  (Financial Times)
  
  The article comes to the opposite conclusion.
  
  The article is written by an idiot.
  
  
  

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• So what happened?  Why did Amazon's premier US-East-1 datacenter collapse, taking an uncountable number of websites and applications with it, and causing billions of dollars in losses?  (Ars Technica)
  
  DNS.
  
  It was DNS.
  
  It is always DNS.

• A single-pass Turbo Pascal 3.0 compatible compiler, written in Pascal, in a single file of around 7000 lines of code.  (GitHub)
  
  And it's clean and readable, though not exactly modular or uncomplicated.
  
  
  
• Inside a high speed optical network switch.  (Serve the Home)
  
  It's full of fiber!
  
  
  
• Why London became the global capital of phone theft.  (New York Times)
  
  Because phone thieves didn't get arrested.
  
  
  
• OpenAI's AI-powered browser, ChatGPT Atlas, is here.  (The Verge)
  
  Kill it with fire.
  
  
  
• The Banana Pi R4 Pro is here.  (Liliputing)
  
  $165 gets you a quad-core Arm A73 with 8GB each of eMMC flash and RAM, two 10Gb Ethernet ports, four 2.5Gb Ethernet port, one 1Gb Ethernet port, two M.2 2280 slots for storage, three M.2 2242 B-key slots for 5G (and maybe also storage), and two mini-PCIe slots for wifi modules.
  
  Pretty much all you could ask for in a home or small business router, except a case.

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