Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.
Tuesday, April 06
Recovering Dataholic Edition
Tech News
- Oracle has lost its copyright suit against Google over the latter's use of the Java API. (ZDNet)
This was a hugely important case; a win here for Oracle would have destroyed the US software industry, which has its problems but doesn't deserve to be wiped out.
Interesting to note that the 6-2 split had Thomas and Alito dissenting. I'll need to read their opinion because they are not idiots.
The full decision is here.
The decision doesn't sound particularly decisive according to commenters at Hacker News.
- Microsoft Edge has grown its userbase by 1300% in the past year to become the second most popular browser. (Bleeping Computer)
Get wrecked, Mozilla. You pissed in your boat and tried to eat it too.
- The Erdős-Faber-Lovász conjecture has been settled after 50 years. (Quanta)
It's true. Which they don't mention until the sixth paragraph, because it's all about the clicks baby.
Pikamee offers her expert opinion.
- The new Razer Book 13 lacks the Four Essential Keys. (Thurrott.com)
It's not just me. Paul Thurrott specifically highlights this deficiency in an otherwise positive review.
- It was DNS. (ZDNet)
When a traditional datacenter goes offline, it's power.
When a cloud datacenter goes offline, it's DNS.
In this case it was Azure, and it was self-inflicted.
- Colorado has denied its people the right to repair devices they own. (Motherboard)
Stuck with a broken wheelchair and can't get an approved tech out to repair it for two months even though you have the parts and tools to do it yourself? You can sit at home and rot, says the Colorado state legislature.
- It's a bubble. (CNN)
No shit, Sherlock. There are real uses for NFTs, but none that are worth $69 million.
- Meanwhile the combined market cap of cryptocurrencies has passed $2 trillion. (Tom's Hardware)
That's not entirely a bubble; it's largely fueled by governments trying to shut them down. If it were still legal and easy to launch your own cryptocurrencies they wouldn't be nearly as valuable.
- Yahoo Answers is shutting down. (Motherboard)
We'll have to find new idiots to make fun of.
- Amazon acted illegally in firing commies, says the NLRB. (New York Times)
One would need a heart of stone not to gigglesnort.
- Lenovo is vendor-locking the Threadripper Pro parts used in their workstations. (Serve the Home)
This is sucky behaviour, but Lenovo did arrange to be the exclusive launch partner for Threadripper Pro, so maybe there was some reason behind it apart from just being annoying.
- The Sabrent Rocket 4 Plus can hit 6.6GBps on sequential writes, 7.1GBps on reads, and up to 700k IOPs. (Tom's Hardware)
Those used to be seriously high-end enterprise numbers, now they're available for $200 per terabyte.
- You can upgrade the RAM and storage in your Mac Mini M1. (Tom's Hardware)
All you need is a reflow station and a very steady hand, because it's all soldered-on surface-mount parts.
- The Asus ROG Strix does have the Four Essential Keys. (Tom's Hardware)
Also an eight-core Ryzen 5900HX and Radeon 6800M graphics with 12GB of GDDR6.
- Want a Core i9-11900K? Try $1100 on Amazon. (WCCFTech)
That's a high price for a CPU that reviewers have described thus:
Lower-end parts still seem to be selling at their recommended prices, but that might change.
- It's not just high-end brand name chips that are in short supply. (Bloomberg)
Display drivers, the chips found in everything with a display, are also hard to get.
And there are very few electronic devices these days that do not include a display. At least my washing machine only has a basic segmented LCD. I think it's an LCD.
- Kallithea is an open source alternative to GitHub. (Kallithea)
So is GitLab, more or less. But all of Kallithea is open source, and only parts of GitLab.
- I'm fine with this.
Facebook Stans Sailor V Video of the Day
If you use Sailor Moon's trademark phrase In the name of the Moon, I will punish you - or any variation thereof - you will get banned. No appeal.
Note that my hosting provider is posting updates the Facebook and not to their own site, and you can't read Facebook without an account.
Disclaimer: <chorus>Because fuck you, that's why.</chorus>
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Monday, April 05
Well Fuck Edition
Tech News
- Hosting company WebNX had a power outage. (Facebook)
Then their backup generator kicked in and things got worse.
On the good side, they have a working fire suppression.
Less good side, it could be a day or two before Ace is back on his main site, and a handful of our servers at work are offline as well. They need a safety inspector to give them the all clear before they can power everything back up.
- LG is exiting the smartphone market. (WCCFTech)
It's not an unexpected move. They have a lot of profitable business divisions, but that was not one of them.
- If you disable PSF to avoid that potential Zen 3 security flaw, you lose less than 0.5% in average performance. (Phoronix)
Might as well do it if you might be at risk.
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It's Getting Hot In Here So Turn On The Air Conditioner Edition
Tech News
- Intel vs. AMD: Who wins? (Tom's Hardware)
Comparing the 11900K and the 5900X it's a pretty easy win for AMD if you can actually find one anywhere which you can't. Of all the Ryzen 5000 range the 5900X is the hardest to get.
- Nvidia vs. AMD: Who wins? (Tom's Hardware)
Comparing he 3070 and the 6700XT the 3070 performs a little better overall and significantly better in ray tracing, but you can't get one. The 6700XT is, so far, still available.
- GitHub is being used to mine cryptocurrency. (The Record)
It's not a security breach though. You can set up automated processes to test your code, and you can get those automated tests to mine cryptocurrencies for you. It's comically inefficient and GitHub will terminate your account, but if you have nothing else to do with your time you might earn a few bucks before they shut you down.
- A reasonably priced 2.5GbE switch? (Serve the Home)
Yes. Albeit one designed by an idiot.
The indicator lights are on the back.
- Personal details for half a billion Facebook users are floating around on the internet. (Bleeping Computer)
I mean, on Facebook too, but in this case as a single huge dataset.
I've never given Facebook my phone number, but Twitter will lock your account and force you to cough up your phone number to unlock it again.
Disclaimer: Because fuck you that's why.
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Sunday, April 04
Curse Of Vanishing Edition
- Tried my hand at fishing in Minecraft. This is great in theory because fish let you tame cats and cats scare off creepers and creepers suck, and also because you can fish up certain types of enchanted items - bows, books, and fishing rods - that are otherwise hard to get.
Wasn't having much luck with that part, until I fished up this item:

It has every enchantment it is possible to have on a Minecraft fishing rod and all maxed out. I could have done without the curse, but since getting that one I have fished up a ton of other goodies.
No books of Fortune or Silk Touch yet, but I do have Unbreaking III to apply to my diamond pickaxe.
Update: Well, I forgot I had it with me, went to feed the animals at my ranch, got jumped by pillagers, and the fishing rod is gone. But it lasted long enough for me to get a replacement. I just need to be level 24 to combine two of the other fishing rods it found for me and I'll have all the same enchantments but without the curse. Only I just got killed by pillagers so my levels got reset...
- SK Hynix is investing $106 billion in new fabs. (AnandTech)
That's still a lot, but it sounds like this is over a longer period than TSMC's similarly-sized investment.
- Rocket Lake Xeons are coming. (WCCFTech)
I don't know why, but they are.
- Zen 3 has a potential security vulnerability like Spectre. (Phoronix)
It's a side-channel attack and there's no proof-of-concept yet, but they're taking it seriously - and there's already a flag that can be set in the CPU to disable the specific feature, called Predictive Store Forwarding, that may be vulnerable.
AMD's suggestion is to set this flag on applications that run untrusted code (e.g. web browsers) or at the kernel level if you can't do that. It doesn't need a microcode or BIOS update.
- Rust leaks your username. (Bleeping Computer)
The absolute path used when compiling Rust programs is baked into the binary code. This has been known for a while, but the Rust team seems to have bee struggling with the concept of don't do that then.
Disclaimer: It hurts when I do this.
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Saturday, April 03
Before spending a couple of grand on a whole new computer, I thought, why not try updating the drivers? The video drivers for whatever reason aren't getting updated by Windows, so why not install them directly?
Turns out the answer is, because then your mouse will stop working.
If you have a Radeon graphics card and a multi-monitor setup and one of the monitors is off - or detected as off because it's switched to another input - your mouse will act as if it has four broken legs. This apparently is a known issue dating back to at least 2018.
The solution is to disable HDCP. Because of course it is.
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Role Reversal Edition
Tech News
- Tohru (my main desktop PC) had decided that it will now shut down if I play two YouTube videos at once. I discovered this because Reine (from HoloID) had a unscheduled collab in Minecraft with Pekora (who has a new costume - old-fashioned prison pyjamas, making her look even more like Bugs Bunny) and...
Anyway, realised that Pekora was streaming and I could watch both viewpoints, and I did - for about two minutes.
I need a new PC.
- Which is a problem at the moment, particularly if I want something fancy, like any graphics card whatsoever.
But: Intel has a partial solution for that.
The high-end 11th gen desktop parts - the 11700K and 11900K - have been solidly panned, but the lower-end parts fare much better. They're relatively cheap, still have six cores, and unlike the 5600X, have integrated graphics.
The 11400 is somewhat slower than the Ryzen 5600X but only by 10% single-threaded and 20% multi-threaded, and it is roughly 50% cheaper at retail. (Because the 5600X is selling for well above its recommended price.)
And, as I said, it has integrated graphics so I could use the computer for work while I wait a year for my video card to arrive.
- AMD is increasing production of Ryzen CPUs by 20%. (WCCFTech)
That's not enough, but they're limited by wafer allocation at TSMC, who are running at 100% across all their fabs right now.
- Microsoft is making Xbox fridges for real. Apparently. (Tom's Hardware)
Okay then.
Where's that KFC console?
- isEven as a service. (isEven API)
Given the mess that NodeJS made out of this, it almost makes sense.
- When upper case doesn't get your point across adequately why not try uppest case? (Tom7)
Why not indeed?
- Has anyone checked the Prime Minister? (The Guardian)
Would explain a lot.
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Friday, April 02
Walfielive Edition
Tech News
- The ASRock Z590 Taichi has a thing that spins. (AnandTech)
Not a fan.
- TSMC is investing $100 billion on fabs and R&D over the next three years. (Tom's Hardware)
That's, uh, rather a lot.
- The EmDrive, which can't possibly work, doesn't. (GreWi)
Surprise.
- Taking the world's fastest mainstream server out for a test drive. (Serve the Home)
It's actually not much faster than the one I just got to play with at work. Which I need to set up over the Easter long weekend, but it will make my life so much easier that I'm willing to do that.
- YouTube is giving me about one frame per minute right now. What the actual fuck, guys?
Hmm. Just on the one stream I actually want to watch. Everything else - even other Hololive streams - is fine.
Yurumyth Video of the Day
For their April 1 full team collab, HoloEN did a new costume reveal - full Live2D rigged Walfie avatars. It's a pretty high-effort prank, and they're doing individual streams with their new avatars now.
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