Meet you back here in half an hour.
What are you going to do?
What I always do - stay out of trouble... Badly.

Saturday, February 28

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Oh Dear

That is not very nice. Not nice at all.

[Funny though. — Ed]

Update: 938.9

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Friday, February 27

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Patrick Moore Rocks My Worlds

He does, he does.

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Thursday, February 26

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I Have A Chair

It tilts. It swivels. It has tension adjustment for the tilt thingy. It has gas-operated lift, just like a rocket-hamster fed on beans. It's upholstered with elegant black leather. It has armrests where I can rest my arms. It has little wheels, too, five of them!

And I put it together myself!

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Cool

Run Fishy Run!


Pixy Misa

Feeder Goldfish
Agility
2
|Strength
7
|Stamina
3

Battle Rating
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Origins
Pixy Misa was purchased at a local Pet Store


Can your fishy beat Pixy Misa ?

Answer: Very probably.

(Via Daniel and Ted.)

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Wednesday, February 25

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Chomskybot!

Furthermore, the systematic use of complex symbols suffices to account for an abstract underlying order. With this clarification, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition does not readily tolerate a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test. We will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: relational information is not subject to problems of phonemic and morphological analysis. Thus the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the traditional practice of grammarians. For one thing, the natural general principle that will subsume this case delimits nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory.
The Chomskybot

If you've ever had to wade through pseudo-scientific babble in any field, you know how accurate that is.

Let us continue to suppose that any associated supporting element raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. To provide a constituent structure for T(Z,K), most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is not to be considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. However, this assumption is not correct, since the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction suffices to account for an important distinction in language use. It appears that a descriptively adequate grammar can be defined in such a way as to impose nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that this selectionally introduced contextual feature may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate problems of phonemic and morphological analysis.
It's scary!

(Thanks to lucklucky in the comments at Roger L Simon's blog.)

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Sunday, February 22

Cool

Forget Norway!

Forget Norway, Go to Kenya!

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Thursday, February 19

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Grow

And while I'm busy stealing content* from Ghost of a flea, take a look at GROW. Then drop by Dave Does the Blog for in-depth investigative reporting.

(Via Ghost of a flea.)

* Only (as long as I give attribution) be sure to always call it please, research.

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Pixy Fantastic

(Thanks to Ghost of a flea)

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Tuesday, February 17

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Sorry, I've Made Other Plans

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 9, 2040
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 9, 2040, as you slip silently into the night.

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Saturday, February 14

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Valentine's Day Special

This one is for Susie, Cherry, Jennifer, Mookie, LeeAnn, Roxette, Stevie, Heather, Helen, Linda, Annika and Sarah:
Throw Rocks At Boys
Until they hand over the flowers and chocolates, anyway.

(Thanks to The International Squirrel Conspiracy.)

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