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Never Send To Know

Never send to know for whom the kitty mews, for I have no idea.

Though really it's more of a meep than a mew.

Twas brillig and the meeping cats
Did go out to a restaurant
All mimsy were the hypno fish
And the tarepanda outsplats.

The rhyming scheme is wrong, but that's the least of your worries:

On first sight, it is just a standard kitty. But Nyanko is good with "mimic" something (especially food) Remember it's not edible.

Remember, it's not edible! But then, neither were Bill's penguins.

(San-X via some random comment on Fark)

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Googlism for: pixy misa

pixy misa is waiting just under the surface in misao to get out and wreak havoc
pixy misa is the oppiste of her real personalty
pixy misa is misao's magical girl altar ego
pixy misa is misao's magical identity
pixy misa is no match for hiroshi's power and is defeated [What? When did that happen?]
pixy misa is really sasami's best friend
pixy misa is looking her best
pixy misa is finally going to fulfil her mission and crush pretty sammy once and for all [Hahahahahaha!]
pixy misa is taking it easy
pixy misa is taunting a starving pretty sammy by gulping down a slice of cake
pixy misa is the oppisite of her real personalty
pixy misa is born
pixy misa is sasami's best friend misao
pixy misa is whacked
pixy misa is lying by the pool [Ahh...]
pixy misa is a rival magical girl for pretty samy
pixy misa is actually her best friend misao
pixy misa is the baddie and pretty sammy is the goodie
pixy misa is pretty dangerous
pixy misa is around
pixy misa is posing by the huge christmas tree that's part of the main display in the mall
pixy misa is a lovable villain
pixy misa is coming ooooout
pixy misa is a pretty nifty villainess =p
pixy misa is super cool too [You betcha!]

(Thanks to Jennifer's History and Stuff for reminding me about Googlism.)

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Your Magic Fairy's Name

Your fairy is called Fidget Icefly

She is a bone chilling revenger of widows

She lives in rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools

She is only seen at midday under a quiet, cloudless sky

(Get your own magic fairy! via Ramblings of SilverBlue)

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Books out of Print

Me: Can you tell me who the author of ______ is?

Retailer: I can't.

Me: Well, can you look it up?

Retailer: I can't. Our computers are down.

Me: Ah. Well, can I take a gander at your Books in Print.

Retailer: [Smirks] We don't have a list of all the books in print. We wouldn't be able to fit it in the store.

Me: In fact you would. We had these great big volumes and then later microfiche when I worked in a bookstore a number of years back.

Retailer: Do you know how many books that would be?

Me: Lots, I do believe you. But the fact remains that Books in Print is indeed a real thing.

Retailer: Well, we don't have it. We have computers instead.

Me: Apparently not.

(Rael Dornfest, via comp.risks 22.65)

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A Man's Castle

Ooh! More Flash gaming goodness! Check out the aptly named Defend Your Castle. Weeeeeeeeee splorch!

(via The International Squirrel Conspiracy)

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