What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?

Saturday, May 31

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Squirrel Trouble?

This site has the answer. They can also solve your koala, wombat and penguin infestation worries.

On top of this, they explain why everything tastes like chicken, and how to properly cook a frog.

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Squirrels Went Berserk

We may think we're safe living in Australia, but as recent news shows, there is no place truly safe from the evil wiles of the squirrel conspiracy! Little known fact: Dave Barry is no more than a front for the furry menace!

Handy tips on how to deal with the squirrel threat are available here and also here.

And you thought lemurs were bad...

(via The Squirrel Conspiracy)

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Tuesday, May 27

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Seriously Wild Life

Horned Kangaroos? Who ordered the horned kangaroos? Come on, I don't have all day. Right. Giant marsupial lions? Who ordered giant marsupial lions?
The lion-like predator, which could stand nearly a metre and weighed about 250 kilograms, had a pair of retractable thumb-like claws to disembowel or drag prey up trees. But a reconstruction of one of its feet has revealed for the first time that all of the lion's digits were retractable, not just the thumbs.
That's so cool. You got opposable thumbs, monkey boy? Well, so do I, only I can disembowel you with mine!
Dr Long said the prize of the Nullarbor fossil specimens included a horned kangaroo: "It is an adult specimen with a very peculiar bulbous nose."
Yeah?! Well, same to you buddy!

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Thursday, May 22

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You Gave Your Cat A What?

Web site of the Day is catenema.com. If you've previously read the original story, it's time for another visit, as the author has more stories to tell.

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Monday, May 19

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AutoDave!

For more Dave Barryesque goodness than you could poke a reasonably large stick at, why not visit AutoDave!, the automated Dave Barry column generator. Looks like they've done a bit of work on it since I last visited.

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Sweet Rabbit Pie

Dave Barry (who I really should add to my blogroll seeing how often I link to him) has an
UPDATE ON THE ONGOING EFFORT TO USE TRAPS TO CATCH AND REMOVE THE RABBITS FROM MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND DRUG-SMUGGLING FACILITY BECAUSE THE RABBITS DIE AND ATTRACT VULTURES, WHICH GET CAUGHT IN JET ENGINES, WHICH CAUSES PLANES TO CRASH
here (it's Blogger, so the permalinks are broken just like mine) pointing to an article which can be found here. Speaking of which, rabbit would be the perfect new flavour for Pie in a Jar and "Pie in a Jar" would be a great name for a rock band.

(via Dave Barry)

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Saturday, May 17

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Oolong

Bunny With Things On His Head of the Day is Oolong.

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Thursday, May 15

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Buffy! Futurama!

Buffy Season 6 and Futurama Season 2 are out on DVD!

Also, yesterday marked one month of blogging. At least three people have read at least part of my blog, so clearly it's not all in vain.

I really do have work to do, and so I must be going.

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Adventures In Downloading

Another episode of Futurama an episode of MST3K (Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell), an episode of Buffy (season 7, episode 21, the final semi-final as it were) and the Azumanga Daioh movie have joined Jungle wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu Deluxe episode 6 on my hard drive. All in all a good night's downloading. Some day soon I may have the opportunity to watch them. Now stop bothering me, I have work to do.

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Safety Dance

Looks like someone has found the St. Claire Safety Sign Builder.

Yup, looks like.

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