Ambient Irony

The ravens are looking a bit sluggish. Tell Malcolm they need new batteries.

Monday, February 09

Madame Zazi Sees All

So what do you see, Madame Zazi?
The first card, signifying Love: The blank card, symbolic of the underlying unreality of existence.
Well, there's a surprise.
The second card, signifying Life: The Whirling Golden Wheel.
Life is a whirling golden wheel?
It's symbolic.
Of what?
It's very symbolic. The third card, signifying the Quest for Happiness: Try to Relax.
Well, I'll try. But what's the card?
Try to Relax!
But - That's a card?
It's symbolic. The fourth card, signifying the Search for Truth: Stop.
Stop? Just like that?
The Tarot has never failed me.
So I should... Never mind. What else?
The fifth card, signifying Purity of Essence -
You're kidding me.
The fifth card... Down Home Funk
Down Home Funk?
Very symbolic.
Groovy.
The sixth card, crossing Life and Love... Whatever's Right.
Whatever's Right? So I should just -
The seventh card, signifying Hopes for Peace: the Mushroom.
The Mushroom? What kind of mushroom are we talking about here? Only, I'm allergic to some -
The eighth and final card, signifying The Future: This Is Central Headquarters.
This Is Central Headquarters? What does that mean?
It means you should stop faffing around and get on with your Plan For World Domination.
Really?
Also, you owe Madame Zazi thirty dollars.
I should have listened to the Magic Eight Ball.

(Thanks LeeAnn.)

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