What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
Saturday, September 24
Aha!
DEMOCRACY IS DEAD!!! BUSH!!! (PUKE!!!!!!!) THE TRUTH IS AT OUTSPOKENMOLLUSKSFORUNIONWAGES.ORG!!!!!!!!? POWER TO THE WICCANS!!! THE THIEF-IN-CHIEF'S WAR AGAINST CIVIL RIGHTS MUST END NOW!!!! UNLIKE YOU AND TUCKER CARLSON, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH OIL!!!!!!!? WHAT CAN WE EXPECT NEXT!? WILL THE CAPITALISTS COME TO ABUSE ME FOR BEING A MINORITY!? WILL MY UNSPOILED FRIENDS NOW BE ENSNARED JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE BISEXUALS!!!!? AS I UNDERSTAND IT IT'S OPEN SEASON ON VEGETARIANS!!!! I REJECT VIOLENCE AND OCCUPATION! CHRISTIANITY, INDEED!!!!!!!! KING GEORGE ONLY WANTS BLUE STATES FOR THE OIL!!!! (IF ONLY THERE WERE OIL IN RED STATES!!) NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!!!!!! QUITE LITERALLY, THE REPUGNANTANS STOLE THE SO-CALLED ELECTION BY GASSING THE HOMEOPATHIC VOTERS IN MY MIND, JUST LIKE PIXY MISA HELPED OUR SMIRKING CHIMP TO STEAL CIVIL UNIONS FROM THE ELDERLY INSURGENTS (WHILE THE OIL LOBBY HAPPILY SAT ON THE SIDELINES, HONESTLY)!!
Now we know! Now we know everything!
Get your own Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. They make great gifts!
(via Least Loved Bedtime Stories)
(Update: Okay, so it's a year old. It's still cute.)
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Tuesday, September 20
Arrrrr!
Well, a viking is sort of like a pirate, right?
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Yarr! I'll raise a grog to ye, Captain Pixy, on the anniversary o' yer birth....Aye, and keelhaul a bilge rat in yer honor!
Posted by: Susie at Tuesday, September 20 2005 03:42 PM (a0oF7)
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We're all out of bilge rats. We have bilge weasels.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, September 20 2005 09:56 PM (AIaDY)
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Happy Birthday t' you and I hope you be here helpin' us for many more.
Posted by: VW Bug at Wednesday, September 21 2005 08:40 AM (J3xJ9)
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Be you havin' a Happy Birthday, Cap'n!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at Wednesday, September 21 2005 10:15 AM (Gcc45)
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Mmmm... bilge stoats! On a stick!
Apparantly it's your birthday, Pixy... why didn't you tell anybody? I could have gotten you some dipping sauce for your stoat.
Oh well. Happy birthday!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thursday, September 22 2005 02:41 AM (HoSBk)
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Vikings are BETTER than pirates... Pirates were overly-religious men, which had a big impact on their "fun"... vikings were more religiously-liberated, if I can say that.
And, of course, longboats are more phallic than those baroque, over-decorated and girly ships the pirates had!
Posted by: Gabriel Mihalache at Friday, September 23 2005 05:57 AM (mhdip)
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Monday, September 19
Om Mani Pillage Hum
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In a Past Life...
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You Were: A Redhead Viking.
Where You Lived: Tibet.
How You Died: Decapitation.
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(via La Belle Dame au Fromage)
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I was a Kind Alchemist from Peru...sounds like the start of a limerick, doesn't it? As soon as I can think of a rhyme for "decapitation" I'll get right on it... ;)
Posted by: Susie at Tuesday, September 20 2005 12:26 AM (a0oF7)
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In Poland, an old insane priest
Was asked to the King's for a feast
He got buried alive
For a charity drive
But, somehow, was never released...
(Yeah, I could do a limerick on mine.)
Posted by: Kathy K at Tuesday, September 20 2005 03:46 PM (w9ajD)
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Aww, I bet you're cute in a wooly beast's skin and a beard! ;)
Happy (belated at this point, I'm betting) birthday, Sir Pixy! You are a God among mere mortals!
Slavishly devoted (after all these years),
M
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Wednesday, September 07
Twelve And A Quarter Days To Go
Me hearties.
I'll try not to forget this year.
I mean, Arrr.
(Viarrr Dave Barry, of course)
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Arrggh, Cap'n. Got anyone you need keelhauled?
Posted by: owlish at Wednesday, September 07 2005 12:05 PM (qYLOC)
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Yarrr ... moonbats off the port bow!
Posted by: Evil Pundit at Thursday, September 08 2005 02:02 AM (+2/LZ)
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A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender does a doubletake, then says "Hey, buddy, what's with the steering wheel?"
Pirate says "Yarrrrr, drivin' me nuts!"
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, September 09 2005 03:39 AM (QbcjU)
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At first I thought you were talking about your birthday, and wondered about that international dateline thingy again... ;)
Posted by: Susie at Friday, September 09 2005 04:30 PM (nekkG)
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I prefer to call it "amateur day". Yes, I'm a snob. Here's why: Ye Olde Booke o' Seadogs
I originally put that together years ago when people were first hearing about that "internet thing".
Rossz, aka Bosun Bob, Arrrrr!
Posted by: Rossz at Tuesday, September 13 2005 02:51 AM (n5Jbg)
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Um... has anybody seen Pixy recently?
Posted by: Wonderduck at Tuesday, September 13 2005 11:52 PM (mAAjO)
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Saturday, September 03
Get A Cool Blog And Help Katrina Victims
Apothegm Designs are auctioning off
two blog design packages with the proceeds going to
The American Red Cross. If you're one of the high bidders, I'll throw in free hosting* and a free mu.nu domain if you'd like one (and who wouldn't). Go over there and bid your little hearts out!
* Assuming you don't have more than, say, a million visitors a month. Maybe even then, but I'd have to make sure the server is set up to cope.
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Thanks for the props, Pixy! And for your generous offer as well...
Posted by: sadie at Saturday, September 03 2005 09:19 PM (xV63t)
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