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Saturday, June 14

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Uncommon Knowledge About A Sunset

Is it found on a desk? I say Probably.

Does it break if dropped? I say Yes.

Does it have keys? I say Probably.

Is it originally from Canada? I say Probably.

Can it jump? I say Probably.

Can you order it at a restaurant? I say Yes.

Do you open and close it? I say Yes.

Was it used over 100 years ago? I say Doubtful.

Does it stand on two legs? I say Probably.

Do the rabbits eat it? I say Probably.

Does it have arms? I say Probably.

Is it a type of bird? I say Probably.

Is it normally planted in gardens? I say Probably.

Is it originally from Africa? I say Probably.

Is it red when ripe? I say Probably.

Does it have a hole in it? I say Probably.
Play Twenty Questions at 20Q.net and learn all sorts of things that you never knew you didn't know.

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Tuesday, June 10

Cool

We're the Phone Company

I've always loved this Lily Tomlin sketch from Saturday Night Live, perhaps because I've worked in the industry for (mumble) years. Every so often I'll trot it out when the opportunity arises - or indeed for no reason at all.
Here at the Phone Company we handle eighty-four billion calls a year, serving everyone from presidents and kings to scum of the earth. We realize that every so often you can't get an operator, for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn't make. We don't care. Watch this -- just lost Peoria. You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space-age technology that is so sophisticated, even we can't handle it. But that's your problem, isn't it? Next time you complain about your phone service, why don't you try using two Dixie cups with a string. We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.

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