They are my oldest and deadliest enemy. You cannot trust them.
If Hitler invaded Hell, I would give a favourable reference to the Devil.

Tuesday, October 07

World

We're All Gonna Die!

The Earth is going to be hit by an asteroid.

In four minutes.

Three minutes.

RUN!

Update: Still alive.  You?

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Wednesday, September 03

World

Governor Palin's Daughter Phoebe's Best Friend's Cousin's Hamster Reported Pregnant

New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Fox reports: "Hamster" actually guinea pig.  Also, male.

Update: Zogby reports: McCain polling lower with Hamster-American households.

Update: Andrew Sullivan demands to see veterinary records.  "How do we know that this hamster is really a guinea pig?  How can we trust this, when we've made up so many...  Uh, been lied to so many times?"

Update: Fox reports: Hang on, Governor Palin doesn't have a daughter named Phoebe.

Update: New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Gallup reports: McCain polling lower with Charmed-American households.

Update: Daily Kos reports: Risque MySpace photos of Phoebe's best friend's cousin discovered.

Update: Protein Wisdom reports: "Uh, dude, that's an armadillo in a wig.  And believe me, I know an armadillo in a wig when I see one."

Update: Huffington Post reports: Right-wing blogs caught in cover-up!

Update: Ace reports: Left-wing blogs hit bottom, keep digging.  "Believe me, Jeff knows an armadillo in a wig when he sees one."

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Monday, September 01

World

Naughty Librarian

All Governor Palin has to do now is make an appearance wearing kitty ears.
more...

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Friday, July 04

World

Happy Birthday America!

I shall now take a short nap in your honour.

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Thursday, June 05

World

The End Is Nigh

The sky in Sydney is red.  The colour of a bowl of water that you've been using to clean a freely bleeding wound.

Kind of cool, actually.

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Friday, April 25

World

ANZAC Day


They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
This is why.

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Wednesday, April 23

World

On Comporting Oneself In The Arena Of Public Discourse

Matoko of Ghost Blog called Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit a "theocon shill" for linking to Captain Ed's (formerly of Captain's Quarters, now blogging at Hot Air) favourable review of Expelled without linking to any of the unfavourable reviews she'd emailed him.

The problem with this is that it's (a) rude and (b) inaccurate.  Mostly (b); as I said earlier, if you're going to be rude it helps to be right.

But here's the thing: In the film, Ben Stein blames the Holocaust on Charles Darwin.

That's beyond rude, beyond being idiotic bigoted ahistorical claptrap.  It's essentially a blood libel against science.

You can see how a scientist might be a little irked.

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Tuesday, March 18

World

Commuter Woes

Please not to be parking of the buses on the railway lines.  Is inconvenient for commutators.* Also hard on suspension.

Thank you.

* I was 45 minutes late to work, which actually isn't too bad under the circumstances.  It would have been worse except that I live at the junction of two major railway lines, and they only had one bus.

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Wednesday, March 05

World

The Best Tribute

To a man who changed the world.

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Sunday, November 25

World

La Triviata

John of Gaunt was Isabella I of Castile's great-grandfather and great-great-grandfather.

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