Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Monday, April 21

World

Tip For Time Travellers

Don't get greedy.

(via Dave Barry)

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Saturday, April 19

World

Anyone For Sorbet?

The Australian police seem to be having fun today.

Two questions come to mind:

1. Operation "Sorbet"?
2. Heroin comes in brand names now?

What sort of a name is "Double Uoglobe" anyway?

(via USS Clueless)

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