Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Wednesday, April 10
Boneless Chicken Ranch 10 April 2019
The word you are looking for, Chris, is "against".
Theresa May, making every other politician look good. Except maybe Eric.
The only people dumber than Matt Yglesias are his followers - and he can prove it.
I set up a new account - not now, a while back. Followed one person. Got suspended.
But grammatically precocious.
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Wednesday, April 03
Boneless Chicken Ranch 3 April 2019
Good thing you're not a kindergarten teacher, Neva.
Title card: A week after the field trip.
Title card: A week after the field trip.
Teacher: Wait. Where's Bobby?
Cut to: Stock footage of a fat python picking its teeth.
Peak Twitter has been achieved. You can shut it down now.
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