Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Wednesday, July 21


Nazis. I Hate These Guys.

Well, I've always hated the Nazis, but I didn't know until today that their extermination program extended to sufferers of Huntington's Chorea.

So if they'd had the chance, they would have murdered my mother's family as well as my father's. Bastards.

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Monday, July 12



And now Windows is playing Mister Poopy Trousers and refusing to boot. Bah. This post brought to you by the letters L, I, N, U and X.

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Sunday, July 11


Now With Built-In Bias!

Instapundit notes that Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man is now at number 9 on the New York Times Best-Seller List. But let's take a closer look:
7 OBLIVIOUSLY ON HE SAILS, by Calvin Trillin.

The humorist, essayist and novelist takes on the Bush administration in verse.

8 PLAN OF ATTACK, by Bob Woodward.

A behind-the-scenes account of the Bush administration's decision making as it drew up plans to invade Iraq and overthrow Saddam Hussein.

9 MICHAEL MOORE IS A BIG FAT STUPID WHITE MAN, by David T. Hardy and Jason Clarke.

An attack on the left-wing director and author.

Guys, this is getting tiresome. You're either going to be a worthwhile newspaper, or a pathetic left-wing rag. Last chance.

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