Tuesday, April 11

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Bum!

V = (S+C) x (B+F)/T:
"Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly."
I really hope they have that backwards. And traditionally, the ratio is 3:2:3.

(Actually, the formula as presented makes no sense:

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

Which states that hip-to-waist ratio is a function of cellulite. Eh?)

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1 But from the definitions S would equal 2C and I seem to recall from an undergraduate biology lecture that B and F were inversely proportional.  T is an unrelated or lurking variable.   And all outcomes can be converted on a scale that starts at   DAMN!!!!   ends with   DAMN?!?!   and has plain Jane and greyhounds somewhere in between.

Posted by: BIg Mike at Friday, April 14 2006 09:03 AM (i6+Mn)

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