Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

When I Win The Lottery...

At least I'll know where to spend it all.

92" monitors? 3.8GHz desktop PCs with solid-state disks and 16GB of memory? Laptop computers with built-in RAID? Linux servers with up to 32 CPUs and 112 expansion slots?

Drool...

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What A Comforting Fact That Is To Know

I think we may have seen this one before, but anyway:

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

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Bad News For The Less Deadly Half Of The Species

Brought to you care of Serenity and SarahK.

But... Um, ladies, I knew about this. And I'm, err, well, a guy.

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The Easy Way Out



Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

(Thanks, of course, to LeeAnn of the Cheese)

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