A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Friday, January 03

Life

New Year's Resolution, Part The Second

This year I resolve to be quicker to anger, slower to forgive, and to pour forth acerbity and vitriol upon those deserving of it.

Because the old way wasn't getting me anywhere.

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