A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Friday, January 01

Life

Ow, My Appendage

The only thing more ignominious than injuring oneself in an attempt to squish a bug is injuring oneself in a failed attempt to squish a bug.

Fortunately I got the little blighter, and so was spared the added insult of him taunting me from a safe distance while I glued my thumbnail back on.*

* Actually the damage isn't that severe, but it hurt like the dickens for the first thirty seconds.

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