Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Dear Santa

Please could I have for Christmas:

• A laser printer.
• A rubber ducky.
• And a winning lottery ticket.

...

Ooh, thanks Santa!*

* Okay, so it was not a very winning lottery ticket...

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Merry Christmas Eveyone!

And stuff.

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Bah

DMCA takedowns and curt legal letters,
Government agents tracing overwrought netters,
Servers I've paid for that reject my pings,
Just a few of my least favourite things.

Spammers who sneak in through PHP errors,
Hackers from Turkey spreading their brand of terrors,
Disk drives that die when they're put to the test -
It's Christmastime, guys! Won't you give it a rest?!

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Also

Where's my notebook?!

It left the warehouse hours ago!!

Update, twenty minutes later: There it is!!!

It came in a box, inside a box, inside another box. Yay boxes!

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Damn

Everyone seems to have run out of Viva Piñata.

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