You hit me with a cricket bat!
Ha! Twelve years!
Tuesday, December 26
Please could I have for Christmas:
- A laser printer.
- A rubber ducky.
- And a winning lottery ticket.
Ooh, thanks Santa!*
* Okay, so it was not a very winning lottery ticket...
Monday, December 25
Friday, December 22
DMCA takedowns and curt legal letters,
Government agents tracing overwrought netters,
Servers I've paid for that reject my pings,
Just a few of my least favourite things.
Spammers who sneak in through PHP errors,
Hackers from Turkey spreading their brand of terrors,
Disk drives that die when they're put to the test -
It's Christmastime, guys! Won't you give it a rest?!
Wednesday, December 06
Where's my notebook?!
It left the warehouse hours ago!!
Update, twenty minutes later: There it is!!!
It came in a box, inside a box, inside another box. Yay boxes!
Everyone seems to have run out of Viva Piñata.
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