Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Friday, January 03

Life

New Year's Resolution, Part The Second

This year I resolve to be quicker to anger, slower to forgive, and to pour forth acerbity and vitriol upon those deserving of it.

Because the old way wasn't getting me anywhere.

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