Wednesday, April 14
Gonna be a bonfire tonight, a bonfire tonight, I know, I know...
Gooood evening ladies and germs, and welcome one and all to the Bonfire of the Vanities!
I'm your host, The Extremely Reverend Pixy Misa, and tonight we will be sacrificing our most worthless, our most inane, our most incoherent babblings to the flames! And if things get a little carried away, possibly a blogger or two as well!
Right, who's up first?
Shy crowd, eh? Well, I'll just draw a name out of the hat. Oh, look! It's
Competing in our Inane Remark category is Sean Hackbarth of The American Mind who informs us that the head of the NBA is an InstaPundit reader. Or that someone who isn't the head of the NBA is an IsntaPundit reader. Or something.
In our Put not thy faith in weathermen category we have Kiril Kundurazieff of Sneakeasy's Joint complaining that sometimes it will rain even if the guy on TV said it wouldn't!! We all hate that, right? Right! Into the flames with it, Kiril!
Michael Friedman of Fried Man regretfully informs us that Kevin Drum has SOLD OUT! and is now pimping for the Global Sorority Conspiracy! Hey, Michael, how come we never get invited to those parties? Oh, never mind. Burn, baby, burn!
Can't keep up with what's going on in the sports world any more? Don't worry! Beth Donovan of She Who Will Be Obeyed Or Else Dammit is here to fill us all in on the latest news from, um, Augusta, maybe? I dunno. One of those places.
Into the fire with him! Oops, no, just the post... Oh well.
Not that that is a bad thing.
Ah... Has anyone been putting any, mmm, substances, in the fire? If so,
see me after the show stop
it right now!
Burn it! Burn it!
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Why did we build the Bonfire indoors, by the way?
Nathan of The Argus manages to link Turkmenistan (which he claims is a real country) and the Cavity Creeps (who we know are real) together in a single post, endangering the very existence of Reality unless we take swift action by throwing it into the fire!
Always works, that. Reality endangered? Into the fire!
Heather, perhaps you could have a quiet word with your husband?
The Interested Participant attempts to convince us that snakes evolved from lawyers, when we all know that snakes really evolved from insurance salesmen. Nice try, IP, but it's into the flames you go!
Crackle crackle burn burn...
In the It seemed amusing at the time category we have contestent Kevin of Wizbang who tells us that Arnold rescued a struggling swimmer. And, well, that's basically it. Arnold rescued a struggling swimmer.
Oh look! The nice gentlemen in the shiny red trucks have arrived! If anyone wants me, I'll be 'round the back!
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Pssst..... In lated 2007 I quite writing all my "worthless, inane, and incoherent babblings on Sneakeasy's, and started doing it on a new blog. ;-D
Musings of a Mad Macedonian (Just Click my name)
To make matters worse, my Cat, Nikita, who had been my co-blogger, opened up his own blog last January, and HIS "worthless, inane, and incoherent babblings", are far more popular than mine! ;-D
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