It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
Monday, April 19
Thursday, April 15
There aren't any quite like it, and this one is mine all mine.
Happy 1th birthday Ambient Irony!
Wednesday, April 14
Gonna be a bonfire tonight, a bonfire tonight, I know, I know...
Gooood evening ladies and germs, and welcome one and all to the Bonfire of the Vanities!
I'm your host, The Extremely Reverend Pixy Misa, and tonight we will be sacrificing our most worthless, our most inane, our most incoherent babblings to the flames! And if things get a little carried away, possibly a blogger or two as well!
Right, who's up first?
Shy crowd, eh? Well, I'll just draw a name out of the hat. Oh, look! It's
Competing in our Inane Remark category is Sean Hackbarth of The American Mind who informs us that the head of the NBA is an InstaPundit reader. Or that someone who isn't the head of the NBA is an IsntaPundit reader. Or something.
In our Put not thy faith in weathermen category we have Kiril Kundurazieff of Sneakeasy's Joint complaining that sometimes it will rain even if the guy on TV said it wouldn't!! We all hate that, right? Right! Into the flames with it, Kiril!
Michael Friedman of Fried Man regretfully informs us that Kevin Drum has SOLD OUT! and is now pimping for the Global Sorority Conspiracy! Hey, Michael, how come we never get invited to those parties? Oh, never mind. Burn, baby, burn!
Can't keep up with what's going on in the sports world any more? Don't worry! Beth Donovan of She Who Will Be Obeyed Or Else Dammit is here to fill us all in on the latest news from, um, Augusta, maybe? I dunno. One of those places.
Into the fire with him! Oops, no, just the post... Oh well.
Not that that is a bad thing.
Ah... Has anyone been putting any, mmm, substances, in the fire? If so,
see me after the show stop
it right now!
Burn it! Burn it!
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Why did we build the Bonfire indoors, by the way?
Nathan of The Argus manages to link Turkmenistan (which he claims is a real country) and the Cavity Creeps (who we know are real) together in a single post, endangering the very existence of Reality unless we take swift action by throwing it into the fire!
Always works, that. Reality endangered? Into the fire!
Heather, perhaps you could have a quiet word with your husband?
The Interested Participant attempts to convince us that snakes evolved from lawyers, when we all know that snakes really evolved from insurance salesmen. Nice try, IP, but it's into the flames you go!
Crackle crackle burn burn...
In the It seemed amusing at the time category we have contestent Kevin of Wizbang who tells us that Arnold rescued a struggling swimmer. And, well, that's basically it. Arnold rescued a struggling swimmer.
Oh look! The nice gentlemen in the shiny red trucks have arrived! If anyone wants me, I'll be 'round the back!
Monday, April 12
I'm still splitting wood and gathering tinder, so you have time yet to put your entry in for this week's Bonfire of the Vanities.
So gather up your most inane, nonsensical blather and email it to bonfire at wizbangblog.com, along with any explanation you may have for its wretched existence. (Your post, that is, not Wizbang.)
Sacrifice your offerings to the Burning Blog!
Saturday, April 10
Between my very high-res monitor (I'm running it at 1792 x 1344) and the small fonts on Ambient Irony, I can still see the entire Munuvian blogroll on screen at once.
Rest assured that we are working tirelessly to address this issue.
Monday, April 05
Just testing something tricky. Don't mind me...
And waddya know, it worked. Hehehehehehe. This could be fun!
Sunday, April 04
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