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Let The Meltdown Commence!

One of the reasons I was so strongly hoping for a Bush win was the ensuing meltdown of the moonbat left. I got some quiet enjoyment after John Howard's re-election here in Australia, but that didn't have the same scale, the same global impact as George Bush's victory.

The ever-reliable Little Green Footballs has a thread on Choice Moonbat Quotes. That's where I found the link to David Brin's site - but the piece de resistance* has to be this little bit of insanity:

Magical Election Tampering: SHUT IT DOWN!

Ok, I can understand the restlessness I've been feeling since yesterday. There's a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it's Shields Up for me, but I'm still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don't concentrate. That's all to be expected.

What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like "Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."

Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts!

And besides, I voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.

Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute."

Who would be doing this for them? Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows? The ones who live in the mansions with the hell-hounds in the yard and the 7-foot tall hairless black doormen? Every town has some, the bigger the town, the more of these "High Magi" you will find.

I have no idea what their agenda may be, but you can be damn sure the welfare of the common human on the street is not a part of it.

So shield, people, shield. And screen. And if you can shield a polling place, do it! I'm not saying to try to interfere with people's choices, but rather prevent them from being interfered with.

This is important, people, and it may be too late already.

You might as well give up now, you Democrats. Our lord and master, Supreme Archmage Rove, can see into your very souls! Bwahahahaha-cough-haha!

* Just imagine the funny little ticks over the appropriate vowels, okay? It's late here.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:47 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 Oh, my. But noooo--it's the Christian right that has a monopoly on nutjobs. Jebus . . . .

Posted by: ilyka at Thursday, November 04 2004 06:31 PM (KtUkR)

2 This is supposed to be a joke, right? Right?

Posted by: physics geek at Thursday, November 04 2004 08:02 PM (auFn9)

3 Is the same guy that used to house our server?

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at Thursday, November 04 2004 10:24 PM (U3CvV)

4 Obviously this person thinks we live in White Wolf's World of Darkness RPG setting. Poor soul.

Posted by: Michael Brazier at Friday, November 05 2004 12:43 AM (wResG)

5 re: "Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows?" But...but... but I drive a white minivan!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! Geesh!

Posted by: mamapajamas at Friday, November 05 2004 02:22 AM (/40mF)

6 Maybe if this moonbat spent some time LISTENING to that still, small voice within, she might actually get a clue! Seems to me it was giving her some good advice!

Posted by: mamapajamas at Friday, November 05 2004 02:24 AM (/40mF)

7 Pixy, there's a rumor going around on one of my rat forums about voting in Australia. Would you shed some light, please? 1. There's a "None of the Above" option on Aussie ballots. 2. Voting is mandatory. That's about it. Could you tell me if these are true? And if so, how is the second point enforced? Gunpoint? Increased taxes? Toilet service cut off?

Posted by: Victor at Friday, November 05 2004 08:23 AM (L3qPK)

8 Always entertaining to hear from the 'alien voices in my head' contingent. This person better fashion a new tin-foil hat, tho. His/her old one has a few holes in it...

Posted by: BrendaK at Friday, November 05 2004 11:31 AM (scsvt)

9 Victor - 1. No, there isn't. But they are paper ballots, and you vote by numbering the candidates in order of preference. (You can also just put a 1 next to a single party, which puts your votes in their order of preference.) So you are free to leave it unmarked, fold it up and drop it in the box. This is an informal vote, also known as a "donkey vote". 2. Voting is indeed mandatory. There is, last time I checked, a $50 fine for not voting. But they don't really enforce it, as they generally only check to see that you haven't voted twice.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, November 05 2004 12:37 PM (+S1Ft)

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